Rose's oufit for "The Mix Up of Twilight"

Bella's outfit for "The Mix Up of Twilight"

Bella's oufit for "The Mix Up of Twilight" Chapter 5

Okay, so if you are reading this, you should totally go to youtube and check out this guy named Shane Dawson. He is so funny! You have to leave him comments and everything. Oh, and check out his brother. His brother has one up that is him rapping. His brother kind of looks like a nerd, but he is really a good rapper.

Gender: Female

Age:?

Nick Name: Ali

Fave Colors: Red, Black, Dark Blue.

Lucky you, I love to write and I think I am extreamly good at it... but I have my own thoughts, and you have yours. Well I love reading and writing, so I will probably be reading other stories on here, just as much as writing. But I am a perfectionist so if I am working on writing a story, I will probably try to finish it with out reading any thing else.

Oh, I lived in England for a year once, so I might put some settings in England, but mostly around the Iowa or Texas area. I might have some settings in other places though. Before you ask, England was cool, but I am used to the states, so I like it here much better, no offence to the English people, I just like here better.

Things I love to read...

Morganville Vampires

Twilight Saga Series

Fable Haven

Percy Jackson

Those types of things. Mostly fantisy. Romance. Action. Or just a story full of scary thing. Definetly a fan of the scary and romantic stories. Totaly atached to them!!!

Things I love to watch...

Jeepers Creepers

IT

Narnia

Twilight Saga Series

The Lion King

Bridge to Terrabithia

Nemo

The Ring

The Forgotten

Legend of the Seeker

16

And such. I could go on and on, trust me, but you don't want me to... some of then are stupid, but I LOVE then.

FAVORITE ACTORS IN TWILIGHT!

Jackson Rathbone

Kellan Lutz

I heart them both!

This came from XoX-IloveVampires4ever-XoX's profile. I love these sayings. (Bold Everything that aplys to you if you paste this on your profile.)

Love these sayings:

Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends helps you up when you fall. Best friends keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friends will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friends will offer you a drink. Best friends dump theirs on you.

Friends will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best friends will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friends give you their umbrella in the rain. Best friends take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

Friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friends would bail you out of jail. Best friends would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"

Friends have never seen you cry. Best friends wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then will give it back. Best friends lose your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you. Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Friedns would knock on your front door. Best friends will right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friends are only through high school/college. Best friends are for life.

Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Dear Heart, a girl met a boy today, prepare to shatter

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’

she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.

she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.

she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."

she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always- he asked her when he wasnt

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

If you really love something set it free if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it was never meant to be.

Good friends will ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn that was freakin awesome."

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say you have seven days to live.

Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell "No she's mine!"

Good friends don't let you do stupid things , BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things alone.

Good friends will buy you lunch, BEST FRIENDS will eat yours.

A friend would lend you an umbrella but a BEST FRIEND would steal yours and say,"Run Bitch Run!"

Best friends(that's what we said) without you girl my soul would be dead. You taught me things I never knew, what would I do without you?

Love isn't what makes the world go round, love is what makes the ride worth while.

You say pshyco like it's a bad thing.

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

I fight because I refuse to let someone else fight for me.

You kicked me when I was down. I kicked you when you were standing. Now your down with me and my people.

I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Fighting for you is all I know how to do.

And she's so scared to get close to anyone, because anyone who has ever said," I'll be there" left.

Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.

I'm not some innocent little girl who needs to be protected.

I roll with the best and nothing less.

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. And we're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

Love isn't everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the problem is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore...and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Life isn't measured by how many breaths you take, but by how many moments take your breath away.

Life isn't waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning how to dance in the rain

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake simle as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

People are like WOW those girls are always together! damn right cuz we're best friends FOREVER! (For My Sister In Everything But Blood)

We were given two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. But only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!

I ain't no one's second choice! SO GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I BREAK IT!!

Some of those were funny, some of them sweet. And some sad. I love them all, and I hope you do too. You should really take the time to read all of them, so if you skipped some, go back and read them all.

This also came from XoX-IloveVampires4ever-Xox's profile. That person has a great profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you and your friends have made up code names for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5,TotallyinLOVE53, XoXiLoVeMoRgAnViLlEvAmPiReSxOx,BloodRedStory,

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into
your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile!

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Also from Xox-IloveVampires4ever-Xox's profile. That person has an awesome profile! And lots of cool sayings in it.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

The person that discovered milk. What were they doing to that cow?

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don't knock on Death's door and just stand there--Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

From XoX-IloveVampires4ever-XoX's profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get to computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (in second person: Hey, did you know that...?)

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in second person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you do something weird a loooooong time ago.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D

You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (whoops...)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time. (Example:"And I thought the point of my education was that violence is the answer.") (VA)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional (But he's too cool not to be!!!)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

Wow!!!! XoX-IloveVampires4ever-XoX has an awesome profile, and if that person ever reads this. Big fan of yours, and hope your a fan of mine!

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Things I have heard around my life.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in meatpie and meat is an anagram of team.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, darksinfulwolf, BloodRedStory

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

One message: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

RIP Daddy's Little Cannibal!

This is a little clip from a story called 'This Is Our Story'. It is just the starting part. It was just so good that I had to put in on here. The author is Alexandra Shinai. I haven't read but this much of the story, and I already want to read it. So here it is, you really need to read this little starting clip.

When she dances, everyone is staring.

When she smiles, with those teeth that shine so elegantly, everyone smiles at her.

When she looks at you, if she looks at you, your heart leaps in your throat and you can't say anything. That disappoints her.

Her name is Isabella.

I used to know her.

Oh! You should so read ' A Moment Changes Everything ' !!! That is such a great story... so far for me. I haven't finished it yet. :D But you know! It is still really good up to chap' 6. I havent read chap' 7 yet, but I will soon. You should all read that story! No romance yet... but I will deal until romance strikes Bella and Jasper. Oh and it is a Twilight story just for people who don't like Twilight so you don't go on there and start reading it and go "Whoa! Not what I was expecting!" Lol, I am so tired right now! I havent gotten any sleep sense like 10:00 am and right now it is 6:10 am. That is why I may be acting kinda goofy! Hehe! But I am typing fast right now. Yay! Fast typing! That means I can go to bed now! Hehe! Good night and sleep tight. Or as I should say... Good morning and have a good day! Owww! My wrists herts! I am in a weird typing position... ROFL Oh, I am sleep--y. Nighty night!

Back when her dream was to be a scientist and not a ballerina.

Back when she was a tomboy and her hair was in a ponytail and her shirts and jeans were dirty and faded.

Now, she's grown so much, and her hair's in a bun, and her dress is so elegant she had to custom order it.

Back when she hated her name and wanted to be called B.

Back before she married Edward and I married Alice.

Back when we didn't care about love and marriage. We just cared about each other.

Was it that hard to stay that way?

Yes.

My name is Jasper Whitlock.

I knew Isabella Swan, the most experienced, talented, and beautiful ballerina in the world, back when she was a tired, 'average' six year old with an old T-shirt, faded jeans too big for her, and tiny red sneakers.

This is our story.

This is our story of falling in love and marrying the wrong people. This is our story of changing from average to elegant, from smart to stupid. This is our story of heartbreak and loss, of happiness and love.

This is Isabella Swan and Jasper Whitlock's story.

Doesn't that just like draw you in? It does to me! I just thought that was so good that I had to put it on here.

Ooookay, well, this is a really sweet, I wish a boy would do that to me.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!

Ooooooh! Isn't that the sweetest thing? Eeeeeep!

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Awww! This is so sweet and sad! You have to read!

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

Isn't that so sad! That guy... oh... I am crying!

Oh my god! This poem is so sad!

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

--Unknown.

CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY.

Oooooh! More funny sayings!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

A REAL BOYFRIEND

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

Isn't it so awesome! Yeah! I know it is. Hope you read the whole profile even if it takes you like 3 days. You can break it up into parts if you want. But at least read half of it.That shouldn't take to long, right?

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

If somebody asks "Is this okay?" You say:

Big Girls don't Cry: Fergie... Awww.

What best describes your personality?

Famous In a Small Town: Miranda Lambert: Yay!!!!

What do you like in a guy?

This Ain't A Scene, It's an Arms Race: Fall Out Boy: I do like bad boys.

How Do You Feel Today?

Walk Away: Kelly Clarkson... I am in a kinda bad mood.

What is your lifes purpose ?

Missing You: Tyler Hilton... Missing the person that I love who I don't know exits. Yes.

What is your motto?

The Great Escape: Boys Like Girls.. My life is the great escape.

What Do Your Friends Think Of You ?

Listen To Your heart: DHT... Yeah, I do listen to my heart a lot.

What Do You Think About Very Often ?

Face Down: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

What do you think of your best friends?

Bad Day: Daniel Powter... Lol, that's mean, I love my best friend.

What do you think of the person you like ?

Love You Lately: Daniel Powter... Haha, that's funny. Fitting.

What is your life story?

Thanks For The Memories: Fall Out Boy... Yeah, haha, sooooooo fitting. I love that song, cause it is so me!!!!

What do your parents think of you?

For You I Will: Teddy Geiger... makes no sense, but god he is hot.

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Girlfriend: Avril Lavigne... Well, I wouldn't be his girlfriend anymore, but okay.

What will they play at your funeral?

Lips of an Angel: Hinder... Oh, I would be an angel by then.

What do you think of your friends?

Where Is Your Heart: Kelly Clarkson... I do sometimes, when I have a crisis and they are no help at all and are joking around. But I guess that is how I am to.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. - Well, not exactly, but I love sweatshirts. Zip ups.
You love jeans. - Hell yeah!
Dogs are better than cats. - I love dogs and cats equally.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. - Always laugh my head off whenever people get hurt, but I feel bad afterwards.
You've played with/against boys on a team. - Well, yeah! Who in the world hasn't?
Shopping is torture. - Hate shopping, unless it is with my best-friend.
Sad movies suck. - Depends on the movie.
You own/ed an X-Box. - Nope, can't say I have ever owned and X-Box, but I want one.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. - Lol, nope.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. - And noparoo!

You own/ed a DS or PSP. - Still own a DS.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. - I would watch it whenever it came on and I knew all the different types of Power Rangers and their names!
You watch sports on TV. - Not my thing.

Gory movies are cool. - Love gory movies!
You go to your dad for advice. - Nope, but I don't go to my mom either. I go to my sister.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. - Nope, only one.
You like going to high school football games. - I love it! I usually get to hang out with my friends and watch the game. But when I am all alone at the game, I hate it!
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. - Never.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. - Used to be when I was younger, but know I am in love with skinny jeans.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. - Hate to have sleepovers with a bunch of people, just to crowded!
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. - Red! Black! Silver! Red for blood. Black for the absence of color. Silver just because I love to see myself!
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. - Oh yeah baby! Get a dare, do it, don't give a care.
Sports are fun. - Mhmm! Football is the best though cause you get to tackle people! Lol, I do love other sports though, like volleyball.
Talk with food in your mouth. - Always! My friends hate it! It is so fun!
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes. - Sometimes, but whenever I do, they always come off. So whenever my socks come off I have to search for them in the sea of blankets I have on my bed.

TOTAL: 15/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. - NOOO!

You love to shop. - Only with my best friends.
You wear eyeliner. - Sometimes, but not always.
You wear the color pink - Ewwwwww! I hate pink, so gross!
Go to your mom for advice. - Noo! Bad adivse from my mom!
You consider cheerleading a sport - Umm, yeah. I do.

You hate wearing the color black. - I love the color black, my wardrobe consists of black, red, blue... some other colors to, but dark colors. Light colors are to cheery.
You like hanging out at the mall. - Not really, I mean I kinda do, but not really.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. - Who came up with that stupid idea. It is gross!
You like wearing jewelry. - Nahhh, its not bad to I just don't.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. - Eww. I don't own a skirt! I have a dress for quire and stuff, but that is it.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. - Didn't they already ask this question? And I said Noo. Besides with my best-friends.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. - I love that movie!
You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. - Takes me an hour or more to take a shower and get dressed, and do my hair, I don't use makeup.
You smile a lot more than you should. - Nahh, I don't smile much.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. - Yeah, I love shoes, but I have to pick them out other wise I won't wear them, I am very picky.
You care about what you look like. - Well, yeah, I do. Gotta keep up myawesome reputation at school don't I?
You like wearing dresses when you can. - Ewwwwwww!
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. - No, I never do. You love the movies. - No.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. - I did, and I am totally ashamed.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.- Sometimes, if I feel like being girly that day.
Like being the star of every thing. - Not really. Sometimes though.

TOTAL:7/25

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. ((Cole))

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?((Red))

3. Your first initial?((A))

4. Your month of birth?((December))

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?((Black))

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. ((Eva))

7. Your favorite number?((13))

8. Do you like California or Florida more?((California))

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?((Ocean))

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).((I wish I had an emo boyfriend))

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Well, December is a long ways a way so maybe it will come true. I hope so. :(

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Friends: Hey Wanna go to the mall?

Best Friend: (2 AM) I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE TIRED HOT TOPIC IS HAVING A SALE NOW COME ON!

Friend: Won't Let you eat fatty foods when you say you're on a diet

Best Friend: Diet Tomarrow, We have a date with Buttery Popcorn and the newest Twilight movie!

Friend: We shouldn't be here after hours...

Best friend: What was that...?! Shit its the janitor- HIDE!

XD

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and bitch slap someone.

Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull.

When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh at the world while it trys to figgur out how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw it right back at life and tell it to make it's own damn lemonade!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- CHEESEBURGER!

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

A true friend is someone who will still ride in a car with you no matter how many times you almost killed them.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

THE IPOD PLAYLIST SHUFFLE QUIZ!!!

Simply put your ipod/itunes playlist on shuffle and skip to a random song to start and put the songs you get as answers to the questions below

1. How does the world see me?

Irreplaceable: Beyoncé… Awwww.

2. Will I have a happy life?

Stupid Boy: Keith Urban… Ummmm.

3. What do people really think of me?

Shortie Like Mine: Bow Wow… Makes no sense, lol.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Gone: Kelly Clarkson

5. How can I make others happy?

You Don’t Have To Let Go: Jessica Simpson

6. How can I make myself happy?

Perfect: Simple Plan… Good song, but doesn’t match the question.

7. What should I do with my life?

Suds in the Bucket: Sara Evans… I should betray my parents? NOOOO!

8. Will I ever have children?

You’re Beautiful: James Blunt… Okay song, I guess it is telling me that I will have a soul mate, but not children. Okay, I guess.

9. What is some good advice for me?

Bless the Broken Road: Rascal Flatts… OOOOH, that’s a good one.

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Moments: Emerson Drive… Yeah, pretty much.

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

With You: Jessica Simpson… Idk

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Whiskey Lullaby: Brad Paisley… Awwww. So fitting.

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Like a Boy: Ciara… Well, yes I like boys. Oh course I do, I am a girl.

14. What is my day going to be like?

Since U Been Gone: Kelly Clarkson… I really hope my day isn’t like that.

15. Why am I here?

Fergalicious: Fergie… HAHA. Idk, doesn’t make sense, but I love that song.

16. What will people remember me for?

Stacy’s Mom: Fountains Of Wayne… Haha, I hope that means I am hot.

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

The Sweet Escape: Gwen Stefani

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Sk8ter Boi: Avril Lavigne… Okay????

19. What will this year be all about?

Breakaway: Kelly Clarkson… I am moving to Texas so, yeah, I guess. And I am in a small town.

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Take My Breathe Away: Jessica Simpson…. OOOH! I would totally yell that, because there’s not much air up there. hahaha

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Unappreciated: Cherish… Yeah, I suppose.

20 - Your message to the world:

Welcome to My Life: Simple Plan… Haha, that’s funny. To be hurt, to be lost, to be left out in the dark.

21 - Your deepest secret:

It’s Not Your Fault: New Found Glory… Like I’d tell you.

22 - Your innermost desire:

Just Want You to Know: Backstreet Boys… Awwwww.

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

What I’ve Done: Linkin Park… Funny, it’s fitting.

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

All the Same: Sick Puppies… YAY!!!!!!

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

The Curse of Curves: Cute is What We Aim For… I do have a curvy body, not in the fat way. The hot way.

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

Before He Cheats: Carrie Underwood… No boyfriend, so nope.

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

U + Ur Hand: P!nk… Not a fitting song for falling in love.

28 - You'll scream during sex:

Dirty Little Secret: The All-American Rejects… Haha, having sex is my dirty little secret.

29- You’d describe your best friend as:

Here (In Your Arms): HelloGoodbye… I hope that means that she is sweet, cause she is.

30- Your friends describe you as:

Long Black Train: Josh Turner… Dang, they describe me as the devil! Haha, I guess to them its true.

31- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Behind These Hazel Eyes: Kelly Clarkson… I guess I would say that.

32- Your philosophy in life is:

Welcome To The Black Parade: My Chemical Romance… Weird.

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Move Along: The All-American Rejects… Yeah, lol, Move Along on the reading on my profile.