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Name:I'm going by my alter egos and OC's name Kaida
Occupation: Junior Highschool student
Anime's I love: Naruto, Bleach, Deathnote, Ookami-san to shichini no nakama-tachi, Yugioh (it actualy makes more sense when you watch it in order and when you're older) Fairy Tail and Bakuman

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I like to make characters for different things boks movies and animes one in particualy my alter ego I always design a character for her and fantasise about her being in the anime in other words I like to pretend I'm in Naruto and stuff but in each anime she's always different.

Naruto Pairing I love:
NaruHina(cutest couple ever)
SasuSaku
InoShik
InoShino
ShikaTema
NejTen

Naruto Pairing I hate:
SasuNaru
SakuNaru
HinaKiba
InoNaru 9I will accept it if someone has stupidly done hinakib though)
(Anyone ecept Hinata) Naruto

I also like bleach and I hope to at some point partner up with someone eles and write awsome fanfics

Copy and paste this poem in your profile if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

A Serious Message

I'd just like to tell you about a serious problem out there, bullying, this is, indeed, a serious message and I'd like you all to know just how bad the problem is.

Many people commit suicide from being harassed and threatened by all those jerks out there who think they're so cool for beating up those weaker than them.

The saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never harm me' is something that little kids may use as a witty comeback but the rule doesn't necessarily apply to everyone. More accurate is the phrase 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will cause permanent psychological damage'

I am also a victim of emotional, mental and slight physical bullying and I have to say that I'm one of the lucky ones, most people don't understand how being picked on affects people and if I didn't have the proper support I could have turned out as a very messed up kid.

Some of the messed up people that you hear about in psycho wards were most likely made fun of severly at some point in their lives.

As a result of my bullying problems, I have very major confidence and trust issues, as well as being very sensitive when it comes to talking about my days in primary school and my first two years of high school.

My problems are not nearly as bad as others out there, and please be aware of this next time you feel like picking on the little guy (or girl).

You might be very well be sending them to their deaths.

This message is coming straight from my heart and I don't want anyone to go through what I have (or worse) so if you truly understand then please copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, please join the fight against bullying.

~Shaed Knightwing,

Fanfiction was created for the expression of unique ideas. It was not created to bully people that you don't know. Flaming is no joke. It causes the same pain as bullying. I DO NOT APPROVE OF FLAMING! It is just an idiotic way of making others feel bad about themselves. So, think before you type or you could be causing a great author to quit.
IF YOU AGREE, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST TO STOP THE HARASSMENT: Evilflower, Shaed Knightwing,

The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINION OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, Kitsune-chan LOVES Gaa-chan, Evilflower, Shaed Knightwing, Kaida Mizu,

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sai...He's so funny Idk he just is

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

I like NaruHina and I really like NejTen

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

not realy Hentai is all for boys really and most Nauto Yaoi has narsasu how do I know that I searched it without the safe search on DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Tenten ounce at my birthday party and I'm going to do it a Smash 2011 aswell

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

all the Naruto shippuden episode (I want to get the complete naruto collection to) a Tenten cosplay costume one big kunai 3 little Kunai a shuriken shinobi sandles and a leaf head band

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

I like to think my OC/alter ego is paired with Sai ut they're not actualy together they're just best friends who do't have any romantic feelinngs fr each other

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina FTW!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

I believe it is highly possible I mean the sharingan eye Tobi was missing is the same eye as the one Obito gave to Kakashi and their hair is the same, and you know how those attakes go through him well they were always on the same side as the side Oito got crushed which is a big hint too I think

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

It's proven now But it as pretty obviouse from the start

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Tobi (not madara or who ever it is I liked him when he was Tobi)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I'd like to think Sasuke came back because this show needs a complete dick and Sai only filled that spot for a little while but I can't see how he can go ack to Konoha

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

I've seen all the shipppuden episodes ut non of the Naruto episodes but I read the manga

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yep all of them

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Not ADD, just stupid.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub I'm a fast reader and as I watch it onn my computer I caan just pause it if I want to read it and then watch the super cool fighting scenes

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Can't say I care she's become an important character becuase of Sasuke

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny FRILLED LIZARD NO JUTSU

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Are you retarded? Ugliest thing in the world

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku with his androgenous appearance.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

looks wierd acts wierd fights awsome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

I think there is a fine balance of characters alreaady not one of them can change

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Yes.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes

27. Do you like lemons?

eeeeerr I don't exactly write them but I don't mind them so long as they're actualy good and not a piece of shit written by an imature little brat

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Not really they noo a bit about bleach though

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

I watch the fan based parody of a fan based parody version made by little kuriboh creator of the Yu-gi-oh abridged series

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

I watched one not sure exactly what it is but it was funny

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

No.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

No

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

I have had Naurot day dreams and thinking up fan fics inclass ut I'm not sure how it efected my learning

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

No.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Yes. just to see what it is but then again I suppose it's like kakashi's face we're never going to see it

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

He died sealing the Nine Tails into Naruto it's een proven he isn't and WHY THE HECK WOULD HE BE DOING THAT INE FIRST PLACE

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

No.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Sasuke is a bit cute not much though and it's completely degraded by the fact he's the biggest dick ever

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

No. there's bleach Bakuman Fairy tail Yugioh the abridged series and other mangas and animes aswell

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Ways to annoy/scare people in an elevator:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.
8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
19) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
20) When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”

(This is a story I found)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember