Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.

Rated M for lemons. Sookie invites Eric to a private party in a rustic cabin with spectacular views. Enjoy the cozy fire and the fire they build in each other.

One shot. COMPLETE. Sookie has a decision to make but it does not come easily to her. Eric does his best to convince her which way she should go. ESN. AH/AU.

A New Chapter Contest Promo: AU/AH Eric is a vet, running away from a messy divorce, and Sookie is a lonely horse trainer, who has an impossible time finding the right man. You know what they say, timing is everything!

A Giggle/Snort Award nominee, this silly ficlet is in response to the Weekly One-Shot Challenge for week 15 of 2010: Find and use your favorite and most ridiculous sexual slang in a story. Sookie and Eric become afflicted with a bad case of potty mouth.