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Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 371,873 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 5,846 - Follows: 5,829 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 5/19/2014
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,360 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 346,082 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 2,811 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 386,811 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,613 - Follows: 4,614 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Remnants by General Rage reviews
From Halo's ashes, a mismatched Alliance is born. UNSC soldiers now serve alongside both Batarian deserters and shifty Jackal Space Pirates. Now Shepard and Master Chief have to keep these strange bedfellows from killing one another before they can stop an emergent new threat to the galaxy. The Next Swashbuckling Chapter of the Wormhole Chronicles.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 513,230 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
The Adventures of the Lucen: The VykurCorp Conspiracy by General Rage reviews
Liara T'Soni continued her mission to protect the Galaxy while Commander Shepard is in another dimension. She must stop the Covenant and the allies they've gathered from wreaking havoc in a Galaxy without it's greatest hero. While she's had some success, there's a gathering storm on the horizon and one of her crew of misfits will be forced to confront her past before it clears.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,351 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 6/26/2016 - OC, Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,320 - Follows: 12,541 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Buzzard Buccaneer Radio by General Rage reviews
Boz the Buzzard hosts this pirate radio station, beaming out music to the Normandy, Fallen Serpent, Crusty Chorka and Ascendant Justice non-stop. BBR has only one mission, to keep Rock n Roll alive in the dark void of outer space. A companion story to "Remnants" that shows what happens while Shepard is off playing hero. Part of the Wormhole Chronicles Saga.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,476 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 9/21/2016 - OC
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 424,252 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Diagnosis: Needs Ramen by AngelChaosGuardian reviews
There is always a medical explanation for everything. Hinata's problem was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 326,072 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Daughter of Aule by dragynfyre18 reviews
Rylee is the Daughter of Aule, a girl created by the Valar to kill dragons and do the bidding of the Valar. This is her fourth life, and her fourth quest, she hasn't failed yet, but the odds are stacked against her because this time the quest isn't about the dragon. Rated M for violence, gore and adult situations.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 377,629 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [OC, Kíli] Thorin, Fíli
The World of The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
A series of one-shots in the Animagus-Verse showing the state of the magical world at the time of Voldemort's return. Some brace for war, while for others, life goes on. A bridge between The Accidental Animagus and Animagus at War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,724 - Follows: 6,936 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 5,427 - Follows: 5,070 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Star Wars: Force of Nature by General Rage reviews
In a carefully laid trap, the King of Monsters is hit with a devastating super weapon. While the Nations of the World cheer they do not realize they have not destroyed him, only sent Godzilla to a new world. It is here the Atomic Titan shall come face to face with a new enemy, as he walks straight into a war long ago in a Galaxy Far, Far away...
Crossover - Godzilla & Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 222,611 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,934 - Follows: 18,619 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Guilty Sparks by General Rage reviews
Fleeing from the glassing of Reach in the belly of the Pillar of the Autumn, the crew of the SR-2 Normandy find themselves stranded with their UNSC allies on a strange Forerunner constructed ring world called Halo with the Covenant hunting them. But Halo holds a secret, one deadlier than both the Covenant and Reapers combined... and it's hungry.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 890,061 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11210 - Favs: 14,822 - Follows: 9,954 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
When There Was a Tomorrow by General Rage reviews
Do you remember when there was a tommorow? Commander Wade Shepard does, but with a Reaper threat looming he's not sure there is one anymore. And he's about to discover that his universe may not be the only one where mankind faces extinction. M for B&V
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 630,925 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (M) - Complete