Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

De-anoning from the kinkmeme. Poland found out that Estonia was a virgin, and doesn't exactly stay quiet about it. Hence a whole bunch of nations forming a bet to see who can steal his virginity first. This is not boding well for Estonia.