March 2007

This would be the first time in 5 years that I'm finally updating my bio lol so here goes:

I'm a twenty-something year old female of mixed parentage, and people have often confused my appearance as being anything from Russian to Greek to Japanese to Middle Eastern to British.

Anyways, I speak 3 different languages.

I'm currently stuck in college studying design, or to be specific majoring in being stressed and broke when I would much rather be whoring myself to some big corporation and earning money.

My daily routine usually consists of breathing, eating, sleeping, and dragging myself reluctantly to class on some days. Most of the time, I'm online. Occasionally, I read. If I want to, I draw. I love drawing manga-styled characters!

My specialty? Chomping down a Big Mac in 15 seconds.

I was once able to down a whole bottle of grappa without throwing up afterwards.

Oh, and I eat from Hello Kitty plastic utensils.

That's right, I'm a wuss hahaha...

I used to be obsessed with the Harry Potter series a few years back. I've toned down a bit for now though, but the love shall forever remain :)

Anyways, I've been reading HP fanfics since 2001, so some of my all-time recommendations would include but are not limited to:

Cassandra Claire's Draco Trilogy - the one that started it all → Draco in leather
Roman Holiday - 1st part of a trilogy, complex and brilliantly written
Sometimes the Dragon Wins - absolutely hilarious!
Underwater Light - one of the best Harry/Draco fics I've read so far
Irresistable Poison - fantastic storytelling
Once Upon A Thyme - well developed plot
Hermione Malfoy - witty like hell... I like! haha
Valentine Encounter - couldn't help doing a marathon with this one
Customer Service - brilliant & witty to the core!
The God of the Lost - D/Hr adventure galore
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past - the HUGE number of reviews speak for themselves

I absolutely adore Draco/Hermione ships. Harry/Draco and Sasu/Naru pairings are top of the list as well.

As for Naruto ficcies, some of the best I've read would go to these:

I Fell in Love with a Boy - absolutely one of the most BRILLIANT & HILARIOUS pieces of writing I've come across
Walking Corpse - extremely well written & touching, was in tears with this one
I Think I Better Leave Right Now - read this while listening to Gackt's Last Song piano acoustic and bawled my eyes out haha...
Team 8 - also from the talented author of Nightmares of Futures Past

I've got some serious issues with stories being posted up without having been beta-d, so feel free to utilize my OCD (re: perfectionist) tendencies.

Cheers~!

April 2009

Found this somewhere. It's hilarious!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmmmm...)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing...)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out? The government no doubt )

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)