Marie the Black Rosehide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean. January 12th, 2005: Well, happy new year to everybuggy. . . -_- and I'm still at a loss for words. . .literally. . .writers block SUCKS! MUST. . .WATCH. . .POTC. . .ONCE. . .MORE. . . O-O --(eyes after three days of no sleep) Partouf: now THAT is scary. Baby Snorlax rolls off the edge of the bed, mumbling '. . .mommy doesn't say anything. . .mommy go-' (thwump)* December 29th, 2004: So. . .bored. . .writers. . .block. . . BWAUGH!!!! collapses into a pile of jiggling ooze* Partouf rolls his eyes as Fiora and Dracoclone2 get a broom and dustpan* Not again. . . Baby Snorlax snorts loudly and rolls over, mumbling '. . .happy, now I'm happy. . .'* December 27th, 2004: Christmas and Boxing Day have come and gone, and . . . well, I'm pretty happy. . .Now I can get back to work for YOU GUYS! ^_^ aren't you so proud of me? muses* Frankly, NO! -_-;; thanks. . .thanks a bunch. December 24th, 2004: Have a Happy Christmas, everybuggy! From all of us to all of you. --Marie the Black Rose & Co. December 17th, 2004: I'm working on a new chapter for My Misadventure in the Caribbean, folks! DON'T WORRY! Ladies and gentlemen, I am a lazy and ugly wart on a salamanders tongue. -_- I know I should be updating, but school is really hectic right now. That, and. . . very sheepish* I seem to have lost the, uhm, rough copy for My Misadventure in the Caribbean. . .^_^;; heh heh heh. . . dodges rotten fruits and veggies being thrown at her by reviewers* DON'T HATE ME! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! Uhm, my. . .hedgehog. . .ate. . it. . O_o? -_- I'm really sorry, I'll try and recover it! I'm cleaning my room really really soon, so it'll probably turn up somewhere. . . Hopefully. . ANYWAYS. . . ttyl! ~8@ Marie the Black Rose @8~ |
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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Marital Mess by Banana Flavored Eskimo reviews
Sora Takenouchi has a big problem. There's a stranger by the name of Yamato Ishida in her bed. What makes matters worse is that she's married to him. What's a girl to do? SORATO
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,426 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt
Whatsoever You Do by Dreamstrifer reviews
Nindariel is a shy, pretty elf. Haldir is an arrogant, cold Marchwarden. And Rumil has the perfect plan to bring the two together. HaldirOC, set before the books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Youkai in the Caribbean! by Draconic Ban-Sidhe reviews
PotCxInu Naraku has been defeated, but the last shard is still lost...until Inuyasha, Kagome and Sesshoumaru who's been dragged along for the ride go to the Caribbean, where Jack has a shard...as one of his hair ornaments!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Revenge of the Bleeding Heart by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
CH. 13 UP! The sequel to A Halloween Wish. Captain Morgan Kelly wants her revenge on Jack Sparrow. When they meet again, will sparks fly or will their only be bloodshed?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,547 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/27/2004
Cacophony by WindeSprite reviews
AU Sango, an NYU student and the Principal Cellist of the college orchestra, auditions to be in the background orchestra for a movie. Fully expecting to make the Principal position, she doesn't feel particularly friendly to the man who does...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,181 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
Boxers by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
Looking back, it was all because of those blasted boxers. Yes, he would blame it on the boxers. That and her stupid knickers. And his sofa. And Blaise. And Colin. And that dratted cat. Oh, and buggering sperm. Yes, it was a conspiracy. Yes, that was it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Sex Education by SlayerSango23 reviews
AU SM Rated just in case. Sango is a new health teacher. Excited about her career, she wants nothing more than to be taken seriously, but when the principal requires a sex education segment and brings in Miroku, things get interesting.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Sango, Miroku
Dearheart by Prophetic Fire reviews
Ril's in love with Haldir, but he has no idea. Will she ever get her point across? More importantly, can she do it before it's too late? Read and find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,208 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Haldir, OC
Wish by Dobre Ytka reviews
If wishes were horses...Nell would have a whole herd. All she did was make one little wish, and now she and her dog Kyna are stuck in middle earth. When Arwen, Legolas, and Aragorn all start matchmaking, Nell starts wishing for her gun...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2005
Womanly problems by Defafaeth Mechqua reviews
Miroku groaned. “You see well . . . from now on, when a human man sees me they will instantly want to grope me. Halfling men will fall in love with me. Full demons will . . . want to screw me . . .” [Title changed]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,584 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Miroku, Sango
Angst by La Pamplemousse reviews
From Harry Potter Fashion, a new fragrance... Draco Malfoy brings you... ANGST!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rekindling by WindeSprite reviews
[complete] AU - Sango hasn't been involved in a serious relationship ever since high school graduation eight years ago when she and Miroku broke up. Then, one day by chance, she pushes her way into an elevator at work... Rated for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,849 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
A Weird Gathering by Enchant Him reviews
Four girls decide to kidnap some characters from HP, and 'hold them against their will' RR please! CHAPTER 12 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,599 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 11/24/2002
His Little Healer by Silverbutterfly reviews
COMPLETE! Ginny is a Healer and Draco is an Auror... So far, so good! But, what happens when two od enemies have to share an appartment? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,843 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Summer Camp by Instant Orange reviews
Eight boys (Ryou, Yugi, Yami Yugi, Kaiba, Otogi, Honda, Jyounouchi, and Malik) decide to go camping for a week over the summer holidays. Yes, Bakura is in this (Sorry for the super-short chapters!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,413 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Until We Meet Again by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
[Chapter 15 - 0 out of 24 Revised] Sequel to ‘Elves Are Not Perfect’. To find true love and lose it in such a short time... Jessica and Legolas have both lost each other. Can fate be so cruel? Love will find a way if it is meant to be...but is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,370 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Legolas
Who Thought That? by automaticstop reviews
After falling backwards into an enchanted river, Legolas finds out that he can see dead people- oh wait, wrong story- he can hear what everyone around him thinks... Hey, who just wondered if he was a moron?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2004
A Halloween Wish by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
COMPLETE! A girl from the year 2004 loves POTC as do her friends. She's always dreamed to meet Jack Sparrow, but when she finally gets her wish, is he really what she expected?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,720 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
Angel of Fire by Wink57CS reviews
A girl with no past joins a warrior with no present to destroy a destiny with no future... VH...[COMPLETED]
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,354 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Van F., Hitomi K. - Complete
Blushing Hanyous and Pickup Lines by c-dog reviews
Kagome and Sango have a bet that involves blushing, Inuyasha, and pickup lines. Who will be stuck doing dishes with Miroku for a month? Fluffy and Funny InuKag oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Complete
Exceptionally Insane and Haphazard Story of Stuff by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Jack Sparrow and his crew sail the Caribbean; in which most things go wrong, nothing goes right, and some things just go left.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
That's My Boy! by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Scarlet the Hooker leaves Jack with a little surprise; his son! With intentions to get rid of the kid, he ends up keeping him aboard the Pearl to learn in the ways of the pirate. The trouble starts when the boy is suddenly and unexpectedly kidnapped...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003
Falling In Love Is Hard On The Knees by Andariel666 reviews
COMPLETE My name is Carrie. I don't know how I got here, or even WHY I'm here, but I have decisions to make decisions that could change a world. But I was never known for my good decisions. What will I do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,250 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Three teenyboppers, Jessica, Mimi and Tiffany, are sucked into the time of Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl! YES this IS a parody of Sues for all you clueless people! STORY COMPLETED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
The Seal of Cleito by Raya reviews
A Sequel to Hell Water- Our heroes are plunged into the myths and mystery of the fabled 'Seal of Cleito' and Emma must come to face an unwholesome chapter of her past. Jack is IN CHARACTER - JackOC and WE- Ch 4 up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2003 - Published: 9/12/2003
Enticing Visions by c-dog reviews
(Pretty Lemony-One Shot) Is Kagome supposed to have dreams like this! A little OOC but funny anyways...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Complete
The Secret of Hell Water by Raya reviews
post PotC: I've done my absolute best to keep Jack in character! Jack Sparrow sets off on a new adventure filled with excitement, danger, rum, and unexpected romance! This is NOT a Mary-Sue! JackOC and WE- THE END!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
Flight of a Moonless Night by RavenXSparrow reviews
Jack Sparrow has finally got his band of pirates when they soon learn they are not the most feared, merely vying for the title. It is during a chance meeting with his competitors that someone catches Jack’s eye. Chapter 3 now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003
PotC: The Curse of the MARY SUES! by Beads reviews
Sick of reading pointless Mary Sues? Well, so am I! XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003
Really Really Bad Eggs by Anne Parkington reviews
FINISHED!Sequel to ‘Really Bad Eggs’: Oh no! Our heros have found themselves face to face with those girls again (who are really ticked at jack) Elizabeth finds love in a really awkward place.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003
Elves Are Not Perfect by Crystal Snowflakes reviews
[Completed 0 out of 29 Revised] Revised A girl from Earth thinks that nothing is perfect, including elves. What will happen if she happens to fall in MiddleEarth and see one? Maybe fall in love? Are elves really flawless? Legolas Romance later. Language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,953 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Kiss the Girl by Andraste Emeraldpetal reviews
**COMPLETE** Haldir, even though he's an Elf, is tripping over himself trying to tell the girl he loves how he feels...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Haldir, Eowyn - Complete
Sweet Temptations by hpangel reviews
It's the gangs 7th year, but Hermione is now the school slut and the only boy she hasn't conquered is Draco Malfoy. How far will she go to change this? Will she go too far? D/G! NOT a smut fic. First story I've ever written. Not my best. Haha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,997 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Slytherin And The Slumber Party by Lee Velviet reviews
Draco, plus a Gryffindor Slumber Party, plus revealing, shocking secrets, Ginny Weasley, and a panty 'raid' = What else? Blackmail! ^-^ 'R' is for 'possible' language and situations.EPILOGUE ADDED! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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The Black Rose reviews
Marie Kemp is bored, goes off with Jack to be a pirate. . .But what's this? A PLOTLINE! Yuppers, read and find out! R&R, you know I don't own PotC. Rated for language and romance.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,271 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 8/13/2003
My Misadventure in the Caribbean reviews
I go back in time, to the late 1600's and meet Jack Sparrow! This is after The Black Pearl adventure, savvy? PG-13 for language and some gore later on. Please, r&r!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 11/12/2003