Name: Emelye (pronounced Emily to all those cover teachers that couldn't say my name.) my friends call me Em, my family milly-bonkers because I might have been (okay I still am) crazy and hyper.

Age: lets just say I don't act my age and look about 16 according to my mum when she saw how short my skirt was (it was not short you could see it unlike other girls in my year!)

Hobbies: writing ( obviously); seeing if my friends can guess when i'm being sarcastic (answer: no. I once tricked my friend that normal ants could kill you by getting into your bloodstream via cuts and kill you.) ; cooking (yum) and swimming(only way to stop me getting fat)oh and skiing.

Skills: being sarcastic, swimming, breaking my laptop, tripping over, making weird sounds when I laugh, eating food, being friends with weird people and sleeping for half the day.

Appearance: apparently I look similar to Anne Hathaway (only the same hair and facial features she is way to pretty for me to look like her.) (I know this because when a boy held open a door for me his friend said why did you do that she's not even fit.)

Things I love watching/reading: Miranda 9not one girl in my form doesn't) ,outnumbered (again the same scenario) and The lorax (don't judge me!!!!!! if you look at my bookshelf you will see a lot of Robert muchamore and Anthony horowitz.

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YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box

Played with Hotwheels as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high-school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Only if they aren't falling)

It's kinda weird to have sleep-overs with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night. (During the Winter, or when I'm somewhere cold. OKay that's a lie, all the time)

Total: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (Chapstick, people!)

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink a lot.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry. (Rings. That's it.)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. ( never seen it so this is netreul)

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dresses, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies

. used to play with dolls as a kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke

You . Like being the star of everything.

Total : 12, but I'm a 14 year old girl. Oh well that's why i don't get along with girlie girls... source of the problem SOLVED I'm more boy than girl.