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The Ugly Barnacle by 3theCaptain reviews
Patrick Star told a story to his friend to cheer him up, but he never knew the full tale. He never knew the trials the Ugly Barnacle faced, nor the heartbreak he endured. The story has been lost to time, and remains only as a whisper on the wind. [Satire, parody, occasional strong language.]
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 12/20/2011
Unfortunate Mishaps (discontinued) by queencarerra reviews
When Lightning McQueen gets into a horrible car wreck during a race, Will he survive and be able to race again? Times are really getting tough, and a rival just had to come at the wrong time. Who is this strange car that suddenly wants revenge on McQueen?
Cars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Lightning, Sally
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6409 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Language of Blossoms by The Beauty Underneath reviews
Because the relationship between the Phantom and Christine is far too powerful for mere spoken word; when the music goes quiet, a silent language takes its place...in the form of flowers. A Phantom/Christine told in 250 word drabbles.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,934 - Follows: 18,619 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 4,735 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear by Remus1960Sirius reviews
The story of Remus Lupin's life, told through a book for his son, Teddy. Non-explicit male on male content from chapter 5. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,751 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Teddy L.
Lost then Found but not Healed by Laabsinthi reviews
Takes place right after Randall Boggs was illegally banished.A young Cajun college student saves him.She takes it upon herself to help this unknown creature.But he soon becomes a handful.Always degrading and being snarky but she can't just kick him out.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 186,355 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Randall B. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Wizard of Oz by Arishaa reviews
Harry is sent an anonymous Christmas present; it's time to meet the real Golden Trio… perhaps the adults should run for cover? Warning: OoC, Spoilers to Christmas of OoTP, AU, Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,163 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., The Wicked Witch of the West - Complete
The God Complex: Case Files by Cead reviews
Photos line the walls, each one has a story to tell. Set in The God Complex simulation pre-The Doctor's arrival. Slight language, and a little bit scary at points.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jethro C., Ood, Headless Monks
Her Lessons in Floriography by ContemplatingUnderland reviews
Pansy preferred shallowness to serious self-reflection. Now forced into exile after the war, she struggles to find a word to describe herself. Entry for Round 1 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Narcissa M., Pansy P. - Complete
Rose Loves The Doctor, The Doctor- by BlackRosa713 reviews
TT: So, what are you doing? TG: im on omegle getting hot chicks skype usernames TT: And I presume that you are speaking to one of these "hot chicks"? TG: nah im talking to some guy named the doctor TT: The Doctor?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose L., Dave S. - Complete
Homestuck Song Compilation by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
Full of fansongs written by yours truly! Contains Homestuck parodies, lyrics for already made Homestuck songs, raps and more! I'm open to requests, but most of them will be personal ideas unless otherwise specified. Rated T for curse words. Song 11: A Jade-ified version of "Coward Montblanc".
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012
The Phantom of the Auditorium by Book maniac13 reviews
Set in modern day high school. Erik is a loner. No friends. Christine is beautiful and kind. Erik lusts after her. When they become unlikely friends, she longs to see his face. Will her curiosity turn into much more? WARNING: AWESOMENESS INVOLVED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Erik, Christine
The Postman by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
What happens when the postman is given a special delivery for someone who never shows up? I do not own Pokémon!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Mew - Complete
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon by susieboo reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
Birds and Bees by Blue-10-Spades reviews
"Dad, how did you get mom pregnant if you should be physically incapable of getting an erection?" In which Edward and Bella give their daughter the talk only to find she knows more than they thought. CRACK.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Lost by CertafiedGeek reviews
Severus Snape has an accident with a time turner, ends up in early 20th century France. Written as a Christmas present for my roommate. Not romance - just a "wouldn't it be fun if they met" fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Severus S., Erik - Complete
Insanity Ensues by VampPhan reviews
After the kiss, Erik wakes up to find himself on the set of the 2004 movie, playing himself. At the same time, Gerry is taken back to 1870 and is now the actual Opera Ghost. Someone must have divided by zero.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,318 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Empyreal by Shibby-One reviews
What if, instead of a human becoming a ghost, a ghost... became human?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,388 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Danny F.
Voldemort's daughter by cuddeellee reviews
The Story of Voldemort's daughter as she accepts her destiny
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Voldemort
Shrewd by Chaos In Her Wake reviews
The wily warrior, lost half a world from home. The wily hunter, trapped and expected to die. Both the cleverest of their times. How would Odysseus and Foxface compare?
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Who I Am by LIMBO Dib reviews
Dib never expected that tripping Zim on the way home from Skool would change everything. But when Zim wakes up with amnesia, things start to get serious. NOT ZimxDib, no matter how much it seems like it. NOT DEAD!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,220 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Zim, Dib
Doppelgangers by celeryy reviews
Ted plus Internet. Marshall plus conspiracy theories. Robin is relieved that it's not another cat video. Oneshot.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
Floriography by aquaJournalism reviews
Someone's been sending England flowers that all represent love, since a week from Valentine's Day. Will he find out who it is and why the person has been doing it? Written for Valentine's Day, rated T for language. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Werewolf Conspiracy Theory by Mossy Stone reviews
James is convinced there's a werewolf at Hogwarts. Sirius and Peter aren't so sure...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2012 - James P., Peter P. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Total Drama Alphabet by Mallory16 reviews
Twenty-six new contestants-one for each letter of the alphabet-are competing in the sequel to Total Drama Chris. Day 12 has ended: everyone's had their fun at Izzy's amusement park, but who's had enough? And who is the eleventh person voted out?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,215 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Izzy, Bridgette
Phantom Psych Out by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A ghost hybrid, a psychic detective, a ghost hunter's conference in Santa Barbara, and a teensy little murder investigation with Danny as the suspect. What can possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Secrets and Surprises by queencarerra reviews
Lightning McQueen has the most biggest and unexpected surprise for his Girlfriend, Sally Carrera. But she also has a surprise for Lightning that he probably would have never expected to happen yet... What's the big secret she's hiding? -HUMANIZED- R&R!
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Lightning, Sally
Achillea Millefolia by Rosa Clearwater reviews
"Achillea Millefolia, Tom." - This was for the 'Flower Language' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Not Another Twilight Parody by Feeding-The-Wolves reviews
The epic Twilight saga, complete with sparkly vampires, hot shirtless werewolves and one stupid human. Now with FREE swearing and sexual references!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Cars 3: Sting of The Cobra by Phoenix Ride reviews
My own sequel to Cars 2. An enemy agent has a bone to pick with Mater and his spy buddies, and will do anything for revenge. Even if it means blackmailing another car. A monster is about to be unleashed. Will Mater and co. stop it in time? Find Out! R&R.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Mater - Complete
The Language of Flowers by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Meg takes notice of something no one else seems to see...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Meg, Christine - Complete
Dents of the Mind by Silverwindghost reviews
Cars 2. SPOILERS. During a quiet night of a mission with Finn, Holley reflects on the incident in the clock tower and her relationship with her new field partner. Slight to moderate Holly/Finn, pure cotton-candyish fluff.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Singing Songs That Make You Slit Your Wrists by LayneFlyer reviews
A girl by the name of Millie finds her way through life with the help of her family and friends. MCR fanfiction.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,496 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010
Floriography: The Language of Flowers by twisted-sheets reviews
US/UK fics about flowers and their meanings. A chance encounter in the kitchen may be the only chance America would ever have to figure what his feelings truly are, and what he really wants. Last chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
The Sanest Ones Here by sunsetofdoom reviews
... Are the inmates! Jeremy Johnson is a new doctor at the Danville Mental Rehabilitation Center; where he goes on fun and terrifying adventures with the some of the best people he's ever known. Too bad they're the patients.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011
The Wonderful Wizard Of Wait, Where Are We? by SevereInsomnia reviews
Harry has a dream and takes the Order along with him. What will they do? Who will they encounter? And why is Harry wearing ruby-red trainers?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P.
Matters Of The Heart by ShadowKing1988 reviews
After losing everything except his life in a tragic accident, James finds himself starting over. He opens a flower shop, and enjoys success. What he didn't count on was seeing a familiar face from his past, and the events that occur thereafter. JAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,537 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - James/Kojirō, May/Haruka
A Very Potter Wedding by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Semi-based on AVPM/S. James and Lily's wedding was...interesting, to say the least.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Always Hopeful reviews
Crossover HP and Beauty and the Beast. Because of a spell cast by Grindlewald just before his death, Albus was transformed into a hideous beast. Who could ever learn to love a beast?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,701 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Albus D.
A Little Magic, A Lot of Chocolate by Fan-of-Insert-Sues reviews
Take a large chocolate factory, an eccentric Chocolatier, five Golden Ticket winners and their family members. Throw it all together and it makes a GREAT story. Throwing a witch in the mix? Well... that makes a different story altogether...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - [OC, Willy Wonka] Charlie Bucket, Grandma Georgina Bucket
What the Hell is Fanfiction? by TheQueen117 reviews
James, Remus, and Sirius are given a laptop and stumble upon fanfiction. This is their reactions! -COMPLETE!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,280 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Bewitched by Havoc Creations reviews
Love potions, hallucinations and slash ahoy! AU, slash
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010
Prototype by Havoc Creations reviews
Strong Bad's always had an active imagination. So when he suspects Homestar Runner of being a robot, no one believes him. But what if he was right? AU, slash
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
The Absurdity of the Sixth Horcrux by coffee-stained lips reviews
Voldemort decides on creating another Horcrux, and Snape is rendered speechless at what it is. Oneshot. /AVPM-related/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
The Language of Flowers by juniperus reviews
Memoria, memory, memorial: there are languages that speak louder than words, and Neville Longbottom speaks them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Neville L. - Complete
Everlasting by Gosangoku reviews
He expresses himself through floriography — US/UK. Rated for hints at self-harm and other mature themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What If by Imaginewhirledpeas reviews
What if these things happened? A list of what-ifs from harry Potter. Could be used as a prompt list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
Language of Flowers by Attesa reviews
Teddy Lupin enjoyed researching every type of flower that could somehow be construed to mean love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Teddy L., Roxanne W. - Complete
The Language of Flowers by Valant reviews
The Malfoys take an evening walk through the Malfoy Manor gardens, and Narcissa teaches Lucius about the language of flowers. LMxNM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Curse of the Elemental Remake by Staria 007 reviews
What if Harry never hid his Curse from his friends and professors when they were reunited that summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 36,511 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Harry P.
iChooseYou! by RoseSignerAlchemist reviews
Carly's cousin Jade is experiencing the Pokemon world firsthand. Can she deal with her feelings for the Violet City Gym Leader, help stop an evil organization, AND find out about her real past? *Somewhat AU* *OC x Falkner*
Crossover - Pokémon & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,158 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
The Light Dragon by Luiz4200 reviews
If there's a Dark Dragon, why not a Light Dragon?
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Rose - Complete
How To Write IZ Fanfiction in 6 Steps by Maran Zelde reviews
Do your fanfics suck? Make them suck less by following these steps.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Total Drama Chris by Mallory16 reviews
A year after Total Drama Island, Chris has the 22 contestants return for more horrible challenges. Heather struggles with her past misdeeds, Lindsay struggles not to be stupid, and a lot more involving your favorite campers in a new season of the show!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 421,341 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Lindsay, Heather - Complete
Teaching and Learning by Northen reviews
Hermione and Viktor both receive offers to teach at Hogwarts and they haven't seen each other in over 10 years. Are they as close as they once were? Or even closer? Had to move the rating up to T for chapter 9...it has some not so happy language in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Friends by etsunara reviews
Tohru goes to Hogwarts. Bad summary, I know, but if you want more, read the fanfic. For now genre will be friendship, but it may change, depends on where I take this. ON HOLD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Tohru H.
Pretty Kitty by Lass Cherrie reviews
ON HIATUS / Welcome to the Pretty Skitty Cafe, where the girls are adorable, the boys are delicious, and the kitchen's even yummier! With frilly pink uniforms, Skittys up to her ears, and a cast of colourful characters, Kim's life is about to become a rollercoaster.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Language of Flowers by Lunar Siren reviews
Esme and Renesmee enjoy a quiet afternoon planting flowers. A very cute, fluffy one-shot sure to bring the warm fuzzies!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Esme, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Dealing with What’s Her Name’s Death by Sarah1281 reviews
After Penny's tragic death, Captain Hammer attempts therapy.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Captain Hammer, Penny - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,827 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
On the Musing of Modern Fairy Tales by Tari Silmarwen reviews
One-shot. Movie night at the Tower becomes weirder when the Titans see a little of themselves in the characters. Meta rambling ensues, featuring Disney's "Enchanted" as the medium. Rob/Star and BB/Rae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2009 - [Robin, Starfire] [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Drabble 101 by Phantom Shadow Pirate reviews
A series of 101 drabbles. Please Read and Review! I don't own anything!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007
My Immortal by Disoriented Light reviews
Yes, this is the fic you think it is. Goths, slash, het, Mary-Sue OCs, vampires, crappy writing, swearing Dumbledore, cliffhangers, OOC situations continuously, senseless plot, hackers, uncared for Muggle activities, wagnst… R&R. The worst fic ever made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 23,362 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Draco M., OC
Pikachu Meets Hogwarts! by Shaymin123 reviews
Crazy pokemon/harry potter fanfic....my first crossover. Please review!
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009
Too much pokemon by Shaymin123 reviews
I wrote this when I was at a sleepover....! FLUFF! Plz review!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Reasons to Hate Twilight by happyhouseelf reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Fury of the Elements by The JP reviews
Based on Staria 007's story "HP Curse of the Elemental". Harry Potter and five other Hogwarts students must master a new form of magic to take down Voldemort and his new ally Noxus, Lord of Shadows. Slight gender bender. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P.
Hogwarts List by Ammie Hawk reviews
While on break Hermione stumbles upon Harry Potter fanfiction and decides to make a list of things that are inaccurate about them. Complete for now, but I might add more to the list later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Edric by Sarah1281 reviews
Shamelessly playing on the fact that they are played by the same actor, the true backstory of Edward Cullen is revealed, at last!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Cedric D., Carlisle - Complete
Ravens Claws by Chaos Dragon reviews
For Danny Fenton, death has come sooner than for most. But when he has the chance to go home, to protect the ones he cares most about, how he can he say anything but yes? There’s only one catch: No one can know that he isn’t a mortal anymore. DxS HIATUS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,764 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Danny F., Sam M.
Challenge Theories by Chaos Dragon reviews
My take on the 100 Drabble Challenge as issued on deviantART. Written, obviously. Romance, angst, drama, tragedy, and sneak peaks at various ideas sitting on my hard drive. Challenged by Me The Anon One.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 101 - Words: 79,359 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Power Lord by ShadowOkamiYokai reviews
Harry gains these new abilities and this knowledge about creatures that he never even knew existed. Harry Potter/Poke'mon crossover. First crossover story, hope you like it.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,142 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Animagi Challenge by brionyjae reviews
Sirius tells Remus that the Marauders are going to become Animagi for him - includes Butterbeer, Broomsticks, and good ol' fluff. Challenge fic. Remus/Sirius slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The meeting of three great heroes by Torgi Frin reviews
What happens when Danny Phantom, Ben 10, AND American Dragon:Jake Long meet. Well you have to read the story to find out. Teen Titans added in later chapters. Editing. Rated for mild cursing.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,924 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Bring me to life by gothangel12345 reviews
Sam suffers everyday for Danny's death and keeps blaming herself. But what happens when he returns from the dead? Rated for later chapters.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,270 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 12/22/2006
Voldemort's Daughter by Dancing Meliai reviews
My first fanfic. What might've happened if Voldemort had a daughter? HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Elemental by Staria 007 reviews
After fourth year, Harry had a agruement with his relatives, and runs off into the woods, where he is cursed for the rest of his life. Warning Gender bender story. Pairings HP,CL,GW NL,LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,227 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Group of random oneshots by gothangel12345 reviews
Okay, just a bunch of oneshots that pop in my head. I'm gonna try to make it to 100. Mostly DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006
What am I hearing! by AlexandraTheDork reviews
Danny hears a VERY awkward conversation between Dash and Sam. Rated for how your mind interperates things.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Hidden Secrets by gothangel12345 reviews
On a rainy Saturday afternoon, Vlad remembers something that no one could ever imagine... his daughter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2007
Full Circle by Maji reviews
We first met him as Doc Hudson. Then... The Fabulous Hudson Hornet... But before that... He was just Jesse Hudson. A street kid the world forgot.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
101 Ways to Get Punjabbed by Erik by Theater Raven reviews
A list of absolute no nos when residing with Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Erik - Complete
The Black Phoenix: Life After Death by DarkDragonQueen reviews
Alternate Universe. After being given a second chance after her death Sam makes sure no one will have to suffer the death she did, but what happens when she meets a certain ghost boy...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,324 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Ember's Quest by Robert Teague reviews
Book II of the Ember Trilogy. Ember has no memory of her life, and wants to know about it. She, Danny, Sam, and Tucker go on a quest in the Ghost Zone to find the answers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Ember, Desiree - Complete
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2005
Ember's Escape by Robert Teague reviews
Book I of the Ember Trilogy After "Fanning the Flames", Ember is brought back from the Ghost Zone by Vlad Masters, and sent to destroy Danny against her will.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Ember, Danny F. - Complete
A Visit with Strong Sad by Hysterical Woman reviews
Marzipan visits Strong Sad. He's been taking some new medicine and has been experiencing some changes. This story starts off slow, but please read all of it.
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2004
Philosophies of the Homestar Runner by WillStarr reviews
What is up with the Strong Brothers? What is the relationship with Homsar and Homestar? These questions and more answered.
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
Harry's Daughter by SilveriTea reviews
HPThe Last Unicorn Xover Harry, pregnant, dying, encounters one of his ancestors. One Shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Last Unicorn - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Harry P.
Draco Dormiens-- the gender bender version by The Travelers Incognito reviews
... or, Draco Dracianna. Based on Cassandra Claire's "Draco Dormiens"--- when a polyjuice potion goes wrong, Harry and Draco get stuck looking like each other. But what if Draco's really a girl?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 9/4/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.