Pairings that I like:

Books

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger (Dramione Rocks!) [Personal Favorite Book Pairing]

Draco Malfoy and (Fem) Harry Potter

Harry Potter and (Fem) Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter and Hermione Granger

Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood

Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley and Pansy Parkinson

Ginny Weasley and Blaise Zabini

Ron Weasley and Lavender Brown (Normally in a bashing XD)

Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Nico di Angelo and Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

Luke Castellan and Percy Jackson

Charlie Beckendorf and Silena

Vampire Academy

Rose Hathaway and Christian Ozera (IDK why but... I just think they look sooooo cute together!XD)

Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov

Lissa Dragomir and Christian Ozera

Lissa Dragomir and Adrian Ivashkov

Rose Hathaway and Adrian Ivashkov (Kinda Cute...)

Eddie Castile and Mia Rinaldi

Twilight

Bella Swan and Seth Clearwater (IDK... I just find Seth soooo cute!)(Bella needs a backbone!!!)

Bella Swan and Alec Volturi (IDK... I just think she needs a backbone, Also I kinda think that Alec's cute XD)

Bella Swan and Embry Call (IDK... again... She needs a backbone...)

Bella Swan and Sam Uley (Once again IDK)

[Ehehehehe... Usually in these stories Bella ends up gaining a backbone]

Anime

Fruits Basket (Furuba)

Yuki Sohma and Tohru Honda (YUKIRU FOREVER!!! XD) [Personal Favorite Animanga (Anime/Manga) Pairing]

Momiji Sohma and Tohru Honda (They're just sooooo KAWAII!)

Kagura Sohma and Kyo Sohma (Kagura deserves happiness too!)

Kisa Sohma and Hiro Sohma (They are just soooooo KAWAII!)

Mayuko and Hatori Sohma

Akito Sohma and Shigure Sohma (Although he is a Baka Hentai... he still deserves love... I think...)

Ayame Sohma and Mine (Perfect for each other, no?)

Ritsu Sohma and Mii (Definitely Perfect for each other, no?)

Hetalia! (Axis Powers and World Series)

Spain x Romano!!!!! (I Spain!) [My OTP]

America x England (I think...) (They already act like a married couple anyway... England being the wife XD)

Belarus x Spain (XD Sooooo cute) (I Bela! She's just AWESOME!)

Spain x Firi-tan (IDK why... has something to do with History I guess) [My other OTP!... OTL]

Romano x Firi-tan (They are rather cute, no?)

Japan x Firi-tan (IDK why... has something to do with History I guess)

America x Firi-tan (Meh... they're ok I guess)

Prussia x Canada (Nya! Kawaii-aru!)

BTT :P (The AWESOMEST TRIO EVER!!!)

Ouran High Host Club

Mitsukuni Haninozuka (Huni- Senpai) and Haruhi Fujioka (I just loooovvveee Mitsu-Chan!)

Kyoya Ootori and Haruhi Fujioka (Kyoya needs love!!!)

Kaoru Hitachin and Haruhi Fujioka (I like Kaoru better)

Mermaid Melody (Don't judge me) [Death Glares]

Luchia Nanami and Kaito Domoto

Hanon Houshouko? and Nagisa (Last Name)

Rina Toin and Masahiro (Last Name)

Caren and Subaru (They are cute though)

Hippo and Yuri (Nya! They are sooooo KAWAII!!!)

Sara and Gaito (They are cute in their own way)

Movies

Avengers

Steve Rogers/ Captain America and Anthony 'Tony' Stark/ Iron Man

Anthony 'Tony' Stark/ Iron Man and Clint Barton/ Hawkeye

Thor Odinson and Anthony 'Tony' Stark/ Iron Man

Anthony 'Tony' Stark/ Iron Man and Pepper Potts

TV Series

Suite Life Series

Zack Martin and Bailey Pickett (Meh... Zack's cuter! XD)

Zack Martin and London Tipton

Cody Martin and London Tipton

Sonny With a Chance

Sonny Monroe and Chad Dylan Cooper (Channy Forever! XD)

Pairings that I hate:

Books

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape (Urgh... freakishly scary nightmares this one!)

Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley (What was J.K. Rowling thinking pairing them together? No offense!)

Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson (Ewwww! Grossssss!)

Twilight

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen (SVMA I got put off after Robert Pattinson removed his shirt... Ewww Grosss!)

Bella Swan and Jacob Black (This pairing is just plain weird I prefer Jacob being jealous in a FFN)

Anime

Fruits Basket (Furuba)

Kyo Sohma and Tohru Honda (I H8 KYORU! YUKIRU ALL THE WAY!!! Ehehehehe...)

Machi and Yuki Sohma (Die Die Die Die DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!)

Yuki Sohma and (Any Member of the Prince Yuki Fanclub) [Die you jealous Idiots!]

Ouran High Host Club

Tamaki Suoh and Haruhi Fujioka (Baka x 31 Tamaki no Baka!) [Cookie to anyone who knows where I got that from!XD]

Mermaid Melody (Don't judge me) [Death Glares]

Mikaru and Kaito (Like this pairing and face my wrath)

TV Series

Suite Life Series

Cody Martin and Bailey Pickett

For all

FemSlash (These are just plain weird!)

Incests for anything except Hetalia :3 (Again, plain weird!)

I just realized... I really do hate canon pairings don't I?

Promise to Remember

I promise to remember Harry...

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron...

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione...

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily...

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore...

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"...

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony...

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape...

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa...

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks...

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig...

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy...

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful...

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid...

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville...

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders...

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter

6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of white hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Random Sayings! XD

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're colour blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever...so far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A day without light is, well, night

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Tell the truth and run..a long. long way away...

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said, “I’ll love you until the last one dies."

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- So I was all like Avada Kedavra and he was all like. Dead.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort (even though he should)

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -Evil laugh-

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Cough, cough, Twilight, cough, cough)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together