Just before I start, WARNING: THIS IS NOT A SNARKY, INTERESTING PROFILE. IT IS THE PROFILE OF DISAPPOINTING, IF WEIRDLY NORMAL PERSON! You have been warned.

So, the basics: My penname, is, obviously Sagebush. I'm a girl, I'm 13. What else do you need to know, apart from all of my friends think I'm insane, mad, wierd, definitely not normal, and for some reason at times that I'm smart?

Stuff I'm Working On At The Moment:

Set In Motion: It's about the events that sparked destiny, and covers how Hunith and Balinor met, how they fell in love, and how they were split apart. It's my first attempt at romance ever. It's the first in a trilogy; I've got the other two plots worked out as well, so I will finish them. The second story covers when something happens while Merlin is growing up; it will involve Merlin, Hunith, Balinor, Arthur, Morgana, Uther and a foreign king - all without setting a foot in Camelot! (Notice I'm not giving away too much... am I?) I'll leave you to guess for the third one. ON HIATUS.

Taken By The Storm: Merlin is a prince of a land called Caerleon, not far away from Camelot. It is notorious for it's beliefs about magic, allowing all to pass freely. Merlin is not actualy a Crown Prince because he is not of age, but he will be heir to the throne. Balinor is dead, to Uther's betrayal. Camelot is at war with Caerleon, and the story starts with the first battle. I will update soon, promise.

The Need To Know: There's a difference between the need to the know, the right to know, and the want to know. Alex was captured and tortured by Scorpia. When he was finally 'rescued' he spent two weeks in hospital and was sent to Brecon Beacons to stay at the SAS camp for 'R&R' where it was safe. K-Unit (minus Ben) have been given orders to find out what happened while Alex was captive. This is set after Crocodile Tears and before Scorpia Rising.

Whispers On The Wind: Arthur believes he is the only survivor of an ambush that both his father and Merlin were part of. Little does he know fate has a different plan; Uther wakes up by the side of a lake, injured and with a half dead Merlin for his only company. Together, they must help each other to get back to Camelot - without killing each first.

Favourite quotes:

Normal people scare me.

He loved nature, despite what it did to him.

Some friends are like slinky's - not up for much, but good for a laugh when you push them down the stairs :)

Everyone is called wierd at some point in their life - so that means wierd is normal, and normal is wierd!

You're doomed! I'm doomed! We're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what type of doom, so whatever happens, I predicted it.

Favourite Words:

Macintosh, piffle, marvelous, splendid, abso-spiffing-tastic, doom.