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Joined 11-23-12, id: 4377047, Profile Updated: 07-24-13

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My name's Jackie, but you can call me Tomato, or Mon-Mon the tomato and I'm an annoying magical robot unicorn who cries over books and OTPs, loves food, and music.

What I'm doing right now: Having an emotional breakdown from all the feels

Likes:

The color red, TV, anime, manga, movies, unicorns, my bed, books, food, cuteness, jackets, fun, the indoors, cartoons, dogs, jokes, music, art, piano, bands, notebooks, sketchpads, weekends, summer, rainbows, doodles, backpacks, my room, TV shows, sleep, computer, digital art, robots, pens, pencils, stuff toys, animation, drawings, chibi, cosplay, my friends, air conditioners, holidays, swords, video games, comics, and other stuff I’m too lazy to tell you. Because shit, this goddamn list is too long

Dislikes:

Boringness, school, math, normal/sane people, wrong grammar, dresses, etc.

Hobbies:

singing, drawing, daydreaming, imagining, breathing, eating, watching TV, staying in my room, the internet

Tell us about yourself:

Hi! I’ma magical flying robot unicorn who farts glitter, eats cupcakes and barfs rainbows!

Nah, I’m just kidding. I’m just an abnormal girl (yes, I have a vagina) living a normal life.

And here’s some useless facts about me:

I was once an emo person for an entire yearI hate going outside, unless if I go to an amusement park, the cinemas, or just buy somethingI’m an Asian who doesn’t study that much due to the internet being my distractionI only cosplayed Katara, Naruto, and ItachiI have an obsession for unicornsI have 3 dogs. 2 are males and 1 is female. Yeah, one is a bitch. XDI like staying in my roomI drawI singI have watched over 200 anime’Don’t trust me with your phones. I lost 8 phones alreadyI hate sexistsPeople in school call me TomatoI put the name “Tomato" on my lockerI wish I had money because I’m like, brokeWho the hell am I?

end of useless facts*

What do you wanna be?:

I mostly want to be a unicorn, but here are some of my choices:

a potatoa fictional charactera pegasusa duckan Alicorna tomato

Those are the choices.

Life?:

Boring yet exciting.

Gender?:

Isn’t it obvious?

Are you sure you’re Asian?

No, I’m fucking Australian.

Why “Tomato"?

Because I like tomatoes. Tomatoes are fruit, not vegetables. And it’s color red, like the blood of my enemies.

You have any religion?

Yes. Christian. Formerly a Catholic.

Why do you like unicorns?

Because unicorns are awesome. They have powers, they can fly, they can stab people with their horns. Simple as that.

I’m not sure if you’re an optimist or a pessimist.

Pessimist. Definitely pessimist.

What’s your major hobby?

Staring at male celebrities asses.

Then fainting afterwards. *comical nosebleeds*

Yaoi?

grins evilly*

I hate you.

Hey. *cups your face* Hey. *holds my grip tighter on your face* I don’t care.