Heyaa! My name's Leah :) I'm from Ireland and I'm 16 :D I'm just a typical teenager :L I love reading, dancing, acting, rowing, hockey amd spending time with my friends :) I also love listening to music... Especially ONE DIRECTION!!!! Never ever touch my Capri sonnes and if you do... God help you! I haven't uploaded any fanfics because I never like their done :/

My Favourite Quotes:

so your the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch, well it takes a bitch to know a bitch, you silly billy"

"yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is gift and that why it's called the present"

"never judge a book by its cover"

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game"

"In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unextected constantly occurs"

Forgiving and forgetting go hand in hand"

"Curiosity killed the cat, stupidity frames curiosity"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back"

Things about Ireland:

Not everyone's a farmer,

You are within a 5 minute drive of a field at all times,

Talking to randomers on the bus,

Not everyone drinks,

The accent,

It rains about 85% of the time,

The banter :D

Repost if you laughed :L

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a children's fold-away stroller:
Do not fold while child is in stroller
(Wouldn't that save time?)