[SI-OC] I had hoped I wouldn't die so early in life. And honestly, I wasn't good ninja material. The most I knew was how to twirl a stick and ram a backpack filled with school supplies on someone's head — and yet some entity decided to plop me down into a world where you're either a ninja or a civilian — and the mortality rate wasn't good either way. My choice was kinda obvious.

I died... I know, how original. But at least I skipped the baby stage! Thanks angel! Waking up as our favorite bomber can have some interesting results. Especially when it's a girl with the maternal instincts of a mama bear. Deciding not to join the Akatsuki, and instead meddle in the last place an Iwa nin should be: Konoha. Rated T for language and violence. Si!Deidara fic

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert