When you're desperate for money, there isn't much you wouldn't do to make a buck. But to work at a place as bad as Freddy Fazbear's Pizza you'd have to be totally crazy- at least that's what one night guard thought, before he realized that the rewards of the job might just be worth it. That is, if he can survive. (OC)

When people talk about the meaning of love, they often refer to it as a feeling one can only experience, not explain. Or as an impulse triggered by the mind. But me? Love is something that can never be explained, or contained. Love is something we learn, something we crave, and something we need. It is a journey you take. A journey that can only be taken... One Block at a Time.

Life is weird, but at the end of the day, we've gotta keep moving forward and all that. Join this unnamed protagonist as they traverse through a familiar land encompassing an unfamiliar sin. Hilarity, tragedy, gijinka/anthro (humanized), and various pop culture references will ensue. Rated M for lemons, language, and puns. Adopted from the OG themself, Mushroomstoryperson.

The world's first pokemon brothel is up and running! Expect yaoi, yuri, straight, and many, many fetishes ahead. [Hiatus]

Being an experiment always meant being a failure, and that's what she was. Half-Spartan, half-ODST, she belonged to neither side. But along the way, people enter her life, unconsciously making her realize that she did belong somewhere. Becoming introduced to the Spartan-family was the best thing that happened, besides literally crashing into Master Chief on one of her missions.

What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.

When Isran ordered me to investigate Dimhollow Crypt I didn't know what to expect, but I had hoped for a little treasure. The adventure that unfolded afterwards was nearly the end for me. It would only be months later that I found out what was inside that cave was much more valuable than any treasure in all of Skyrim. Serana x Female Dragonborn. Mature in later chapters.

AU: Megatron is one of the finest gladiators in Kaon and when he wins his hundredth fight, the bosses are willing to grant him a special reward. However, he doesn't want just anything, he wants something that does not exist in Kaon, a Femme. His request is granted and a young Femme is kidnapped from Iacon to be his slave. Can she survive the harsh new environment and a cold master

My name is Saviik and I tell you: Skyrim is dangerous! Thalmor try to exterminate Talos worshippers, a civil war is here, but what's worse is that Dragons are on the loose. And then you just have to be a Dragonborn who is destined to slay the World-Eater Alduin. Why do I have these problems! Dovahkiin x female Alduin. (Currently being rewritten)

At a festival celebrating the breaking of the barrier, you meet two interesting skeletons. Sans is strange but cool. The other one? Yeah, he's an asshole. You're going to fall in love with him. He just needs a little encouragement and for someone to truly care about him. Reader-Insert, Female!Reader, M for language and eventual smut ReaderXUF!Paps

It has been two years since the newest Dragonborn has been revealed. With Alduin slain and Skyrim mostly safe, a new threat has risen to Skyrim and her people. (Warning spoilers) (Rated M for vulgar language, violence, sexual suggestions and themes, and all the other usual reasons for being rated M))

Ironhide would've never guessed the youngling femme seeker he pulled from the rubble would have such an impact on all those on base's lives, but hey, anything's possible when you teach them how to throw grenades at age 7 vorns the chaos only gets worse though when a certain set of twins decide to start a prank war only time will tell how long it'll take for them to destroy reality

After having broken the rules one too many times, Boss is fed up with Sans. He's given a new job, one he knows is far beneath him. Being the monster under the bed is for pussies. His new charge is Frisk, a young girl who just might need a monster to save her from things far worse than nightmares. A ton of bad things here, folks. Read the warnings in the notes. VERY hard M rating.

The war is over. The Humans and Sangheili begin to slowly recover and rebuild. But old habits die hard. Tensions still linger in the air between the two species. Yet hope still remains. Would a blossoming relationship between a former disgraced Sangheili and a mysterious human that catches his eye bring new understanding or old hatred?

The Dragonborn lost the fight in Sovngarde, now he is at the mercy of Alduin. Will he escape or will he submit to her in the end? Male Imperial DB and female Alduin. Inspired by Legend of Saviik by MaChaoJustice.

summery: Frisk is the monster ambassador and is in need of protection. With the constant threat of human assassins, mobs, and the organization known only as the 'Priests of Purity', she will need the best. With the aid of the Skeleton brothers and her natural psychic abilities, everything should be fine. Right? ( Sans x Frisk, Papyrus x Frisk,)

Oh, Mike Schmidt... You thought this was a game? Some mere fantasy to let you escape from the real world? Oh, how wrong you are. What is it you think you see? Some random job you were hired to a little too quickly? Not something I decided for you? You managed to escape me once, and rest assured it will not happen again. Welcome to the graveyard shift. (Rated M - Mike x Foxy)

Alternate end to Halo 3. Both the Chief and Arbiter made it back to Earth, now it's time for some RnR but why is the Arbiter suddenly fidgety around the Chief? Find out here! Female Arbiter!

A tornado destroyed her home. A guardian was there to guide her to a new home. Some relationships never end, but when gunfights and amnesia are in there as well, how is she supposed to remember who she is in love with? Ironhide is having trouble getting her to remember him, and all the times he stood by her. IH/OC, IHxOC, IronhidexOC, Ironhide/OC. Epic love story.