KtOF: ^_^ Hello anyone who reads this (I do... they're a good source of entertainment) We've decided to update this profile for no reason in particular!
EKtOF: Besides the fact we've read all the good fics that came out today...
KtOF: And so, we're going to ramble aimlessly for several minutes, and scare everyone away!
EKtOF: You weren't supposed to tell them our motives!
KtOF: Oh, well! Now, I'd like you to meet some of my muses! ~starts gesturing to figures~ Kathleen, Kathleen-sempai, Kaitrei, Keladry, Kat, Koushiro, Airic, Erthford, Reien, Raiford, Ricky, Ian, Elizabeth, Jaclyn, Dani, Becky, Amanda, Gato, Scrat, Diago, Wufei, Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Mimi, Yolei, Izzy, Chibi Izzy, Matt, Chibi Matt, Jyou, Cody, Ken, Davis, Tai, Sora... ~continues listing for several hours~ Chansey, Diaboromon, Lopmon, Terriermon, Pikachu, Ditto, and Officer Jenny!
EKtOF: *snooooooooooooooooooore* ~wakes up~ Huh? Done so soon? I had almost caught up on my sleep!
KtOF: ~slams Evil Kat over head with BIG POINTY STICK~
EKtOF: Now that you've had the basic introduction to Good Kat's five-hundred-some muses, we'll tell you a bit about ourselves.

KtOF: I'm old enough, I live somewhere, and I have family!
EKtOF: I'm just as old as she is, I don't live, and I might have a family, but I'm not telling!
Kat muse: I have a gun and a Gundam!
Kathleen muse: I like chocolate.
Airic muse: I like smores.

KtOF: I have better things to do now, so bubye!