I am a Seer, unweaving the secrets behind the minor characters that are always outshined.

I am a Trainer, taming the most dangerous of monsters and overcoming great adversity.

I am a Captor, wielding the ultimate power of these cards at my fingertips.

I am a Victor, reliving the darkest days of my life every night and preparing innocent souls for slaughter.

I am actually an overweight and unattractive teenage boy who is the personification of all things geek, hoping to win a loving girl over with my writing abilities.