They've been dating for months... Sherlock's just taking a while to catch up. Utter fluff.

John's had yet another sleepless night, and Sherlock has managed to get on his last nerve. Rating went up to M due to chapter three. Beta'ed by TSylvestrisA.

Rewrite of the series (going off canon after Hiatus) within a soulmates AU. Having your soulmate's name inked on your skin doesn't make life easy in any way. M to keep my options open, but I don't know if I'll earn it. Third installment for the Let's Write Sherlock trope bingo challenge, prompt soulmates.

Sherlock wants to finally give John a hug. They did just become an official couple- or did they? Fluffy, slightly angsty Johnlock using all the best little nuggets from different episodes. Read as post S4, but it honestly doesn't matter.

John and Sherlock are finally happy and back to normal again, but that suddenly changes when John finds out about Sherlock's scars. Lots of confessions ensue.

John Watson has moved back into 221B Baker St after the death of his wife and is suffering from horrible nightmares. Sherlock does his best to soothe his friend's suffering and their relationship blossoms into more than the friendship they've shared throughout the years.

What if during Season 4 Episode 3 "The Final Problem" Euros hadn't asked Sherlock to get Molly to profess her for love him? What if it was his best mate, Dr. John Watson? All rights are reserved to the creator of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and the creators of the BBC show "Sherlock", Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat.

Sex comes from a science experiment. -OR- Sherlock doesn't know how to approach John about his feelings. :)

'So a genius and blind. John believed he may have just had something happen in his civilian life. And now he's in love. He's so screwed.' Alternate meeting between John and Sherlock. Belongs to the BBC. Enjoy!

Sherlock Holmes can't sleep because of the five foot six and a half inch distraction sleeping in the upstairs bedroom. The game is on.

There hasn't been a case in weeks and John and Sherlock haven't had sex in over a month. Very smutty and fluffy

Betty isnt quite sure what to do with herself, as things start to return to boring and normal at Riverdale High. She dicides she is going to make the day interesting, by working up Jughead untill he just can't take it anymore. One-shot/Smut.

It's just a normal birthday thing. Right?

Sherlock couldn't keep it to himself anymore. He finally showed John his true feelings, in a kiss- but John recoiled at his touch. Sherlock hated that someone had done that to his John, hated that someone had broken him, and wanted John to let him help him. Rated M for description of sexual assault. Set anytime after Reichenbach, John never met/married Mary.

Heat Wave! London! How will the boys cope? (AU. Johnlock.)

Based on this: "I might pay for a monthly subscription to an escort service where every month an escort tracks me down and seduces me in my daily life." (Thoughts from the shower). John is back in the UK, but he's stuck in a bit of a rut. Some friends get him a subscription to add some excitement back into his life... (AU-Never Met, JOHNLOCK)

Sherlock is being an ass and is refusing to have any weaknesses. An accidental discovery leads to an amusing afternoon.

"Je veux embrasser toi," Blaine says, and Kurt thinks his heart does actually stop for a second before it starts beating double time. Because, yes, the pronunciation was terrible, and the accent was flat, and if Blaine said anything that atrociously butchered in his oral exam he'd probably be kicked out, but…his boyfriend just said he wanted to kiss him. In French.

Prompt (altered) from GKM: Sam has had the hiccups for the whole day and he's gone online looking for ways to get rid of them. None of the things he's tried works. He's getting desperate when he reads that deep throating a guy can get rid of them. Sam's never done anything with a guy before, being straight he's never wanted to, but Blaine's his best friend...

After his medical licence is revoked due to difficulties in adjusting back to civilian life, John Watson is forced to look into the darker corners of London for work. There, he meets Will. [Please note that I no longer add my new stories to this website; you can find my latest fics only at AO3.]

[Kinktober 2017 series 05: Cuckolding] "You're going to invite Sherlock over for tea, and then you two are going to have sex while I watch." As could be expected, John promptly choked on his morning coffee. CU; Top Sherlock / Bottom John

Back from Afghanistan, John is not doing well. He takes the job of the live-in assistant to a famous author, Sherlock Holmes, while he writes his latest book. He can handle six months with a moody author while he figures out what the next chapter of his life will be, can't he?

They have been friends for years. Now, they are trying for more. Will they get there? New relationships can be so fragile... (JOHNLOCK, Future Fic, Sequel to Q & A)

John wants to get the attention of a woman studying psychiatry, so he convinces Sherlock to do a simple 2 hour question and answer session with him for her research. They've known each other for years. Surely they won't learn anything new about each other, will they?

Sherlock glanced at the message on the app. 'You'd look beautiful on your knees before me.'... Sherlock is basically asexual. John is a bisexual dominant who has lots of hook-ups. They are flatmates. Sherlock becomes curious... (AU-Never Met)

John Watson is a medical student madly in lust with his genius, seventeen-year-old, virginal friend (and occasional cuddle buddy) Sherlock Holmes. Of course, John would never act on his urges … Would he?

After solving their latest case Sherlock and John can't keep their hands off each other.

Sherlock notices how much John likes to touch him. Nothing deviant or anything; there's just a gentle intimacy between them. Men have always liked touching Sherlock—touching and tasting—but not like this. Not like John Watson. (For Mima, who loves a powerful John.)

Bill had talked about the coffee shop, at length. Apparently it was staffed by some tall posh bloke who provided the rudest customer service in London but always made the perfect cup. Didn't even let you order - just looked you up and down and announced how much you needed to pay. (AKA "AU in which Sherlock is a terrible barista but does fantastic coffee. And tea. And blow jobs.")

"You were just, what? Lounging fully dressed in the shower in the dark with the water off? Could have said something before I stripped, really." [AKA John and Sherlock have shower sex after getting stuck in the bathroom together.] (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts. Each stands alone.)

Having only lived in 221B for a month, John Watson is still learning the ways of his bizarre yet entrancing flat mate. However, one night, when he finds Sherlock Holmes being kissed by a married man, John realizes he doesn't want to share his brilliant consulting detective with anyone.

Many serial killers are capable of leading outwardly normal lives, hiding in plain sight as husbands, wives, scout leaders, doctors, policemen, soldiers and employers. What if Sherlock is one of them? And what if John discovers his secret? [Please note that I no longer add my new stories to this website; you can find my latest fics only at AO3.]

John does some observation of his own and discovers Sherlock's praise kink. This dovetails nicely with John being the more knowledgeable one, for once. (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

It seemed like a brilliant plan. Harry and Clara hate that their relationship is all that anyone wants to gossip about, so John does what any good brother would do: he sets himself up to be a bigger item of gossip instead. Surely by announcing that he's dating the one and only openly-gay boy at their school, he'll draw their classmates' attention away from her and Clara.

Sherlock has deleted the rules to poker, so he demands John teach him. Strip poker, because why not. And blindfolded, because John refuses to play without Sherlock having a handicap to counteract his giant brain. The fact that John can now ogle Sherlock's increasingly-nude body is just a bonus, of course. (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts.)

John pinched the bridge of his nose - even for Sherlock, this was a new level of no bloody boundaries. "You want me to go with you to a gay club, wait around twiddling my thumbs while I let you get pawed by a criminal, then out-flirt him and talk you into coming home with me instead?"

221B ficlet of John and Sherlock being inappropriately giggly. Because Benedict Cumberbatch's giggle is the best.

What if Sherlock Holmes isn't as asexual as John Watson thinks? Following a near death experience, John's anger at his flat mate leads to an admission, followed by a slight sexual identity crisis. (Sherlock season one, before all the drama. Very sexy Sherlock leads to a very happy John.)

When Sherlock learns what John "Three Continents" Watson's army nickname was for, he realizes he's got the perfect opportunity for a first-hand experiment in physical passion from the one person he can actually stand to be touched by. John thinks there might be a bit more to it than that.

Sherlock is himself while on a case. John sets him straight. (Mostly just a short PWP.)

John's favourite cases are the ones that take them away from home. Because afterwards, Sherlock will pass out on his bed in their hotel room, and John can masturbate to his face in person rather than fantasy. Canon Universe

May 2013-January 2014. Same universe as Never Once Failed (probably best to read the rest of the series before you read this). What I imagine happening after the encounter in TGG; I wasn't convinced by TRF. The Holmes Brothers are a formidable team. Established Johnlock - like I said, best thing to do is read the rest of the series first! Fluff, low-level angst, smut, happy ending.

December 2012. For the second time in as many days, Sherlock was allowing himself to be led to the bedroom. This time, at least, he wasn't significantly inebriated. John and Sherlock have anal sex for the first time on their first Christmas as partners. Directly after the events of "A Most Human Person" Chapter 1 - probably read that first. Feels and smut.

March - December 2013. Loving Sherlock Holmes was different to anything John had experienced. Of course it would be. Sherlock Holmes was different to any person John had ever met. A little series of oneshots during 2013 in my 'Never Once Failed' series. John gradually learns little bits about how Sherlock came to be the extraordinary man that he is. Feels, fluff, smut.

"Done! John, don't move. I'll be right back." Sherlock practically ran to his room and slammed the door. Right. John mentally shrugged - whatever Sherlock was up to, it had started with cleaning so he couldn't be entirely opposed. (AKA "Sherlock's pants at declarations, but the kitchen gets cleaned so John doesn't mind.")

June 2013. "What do I do?" Sherlock's voice was urgent. "What would you do if you were stranded?" John snorted. "Have a wank, probably." "Have a - oh. Oh. John, you are brilliant." Sherlock's stranded in a blizzard & about to die of boredom. Fluffy smut from Sherlock's POV. Part of my Never Once Failed series. Update: I've now included a chapter 3 entirely in English.

October 2013. John's going mad. There've been no cases & no sex for a month-Sherlock has been completely focused on compiling evidence for Moriarty's prosecution. Time to change that. If you fancy plot with your porn, check out "Not Chasing, Prowling": the bringing-down of Moriarty by the Holmes Brothers! Also part of my "Never Once Failed" series. Smut. Fluff. Light D/s. Top!John.

An aging John Watson looks back on how he fell in love with his husband—and how it was all due to a nightmare. Well, a nightmare and handcuffs.

March 2013. Same universe as Never Once Failed. "If you have the submission kink I've long suspected, now would be an excellent time to admit it." Oneshot about the boys' first time experimenting with D/s. Fairly vanilla D/s. Top!Sherlock, Bottom!John. PWP. Much smut. I recommend listing to some saucy Florence The Machine while reading this. Just an idea.

December 2012. Post-THoB, TRF doesn't happen. Sherlock & John are starting to realise how much they depend upon each other, & figuring out what that means for their future. I indulged myself & wrote a lot of think-y bits & case-y bits (not a whole case, but snippets) - I figure there's usually quite a lot of that going on in Sherlock's head! There will be fluff, there will be smut.

John is MI6. His assignment is to seduce a tall, posh git named Sherlock. Luckily, this happens to correspond well to John's non-assassination-based skills. (Really just an excuse for kinky porn.)

Mob!AU - Mafia!AU - Boss!John bought the first night of virgin!Sherlock who works as a rentboy in Miss Adler's brothel.

companion scene for "Dear John." Sherlock shows up at 221B, as requested, ready to either apologize or beg. (Will make more sense if you've read "Dear John" first.)

"Oh!" Sherlock looked up from his microscope. "You've had a bad day!" John looked across the kitchen at him. "... Yes. I'm not sure why you sound so excited about it, but, thanks for that." 'It's the perfect atmosphere for an experiment that I heard about earlier,' Sherlock continued. [For National Hugging Day. Pure fluff.]

What it says on the tin: In which Sherlock buys twelve different kinds of lube and John has to help test their efficiency. Missing scene from my story The Game Is On that can easily be read separately.

There are many different ways to say "I love you." Sherlock can't seem to find the right one. [Johnlock]

It's amazing the things you forget in two years. After Sherlock's return from the dead, a naturally naked Skype video call reminds John of the things that happened before the fall and that he had tried hard to put to rest. Their relationship told in snippets over the course of five years.

"What are we doing here?" John finally asked, admitting defeat. "I didn't even know we had a case on." "We don't," Sherlock admitted from his perch beside him. "You needed sex, so we came to get you some." (AKA Sherlock Picks Up A Hot Date For John, Then Replicates The Evening Himself)

John overhears Mycroft belittling Sherlock's being gay as "just a phase." So he snogs Sherlock in front of his brother, apologizes for insisting they stay in the closet, and pointedly tells Mycroft to run along. Only problem is, John's not gay, and Sherlock's got no experience with any of this. For once, the consulting detective is completely out of his depth.

John woke up when the door to his room opened and allowed the light from the corridor to spill in. "Go away," he moaned groggily. He turned around to lie on his belly and buried his face in the pillow to drown out the offending light. The door closed quietly and footsteps walked towards him instead of away. He was glad about their direction. He hadn't really meant Sherlock.

Sherlock discovers an interesting new kink. But he needs more data.

For this prompt: John is the solo tattoo artist in his own one-man parlour called Ink Inc. Sherlock stumbles in one night, drunk off his arse, and demands a tattoo. (Prompts accepted at my writing tumblr: quinnandersonwrites.)

Sherlock tries to sneak an up-close view of John's eyes, to get an answer once and for all on the subject of "what color are those eyes, anyway?" Mostly-PWP ensues :-)

Sherlock's impossible demands for silence when he's thinking give John an idea: if John can't stop making noises, at least some earplugs can stop Sherlock from hearing them. Sherlock responds well to sensory deprivation, as it turns out - really, surprisingly well. John can't help but take it to the next level . . .

When John signs up to partner with Sherlock Holmes in photography class, he never guesses it will end up with him balls-deep in his study partner's arse. Easy A?

A fan sends Sherlock a set of nude drawings of John - evidence of his art modeling days in uni. Sherlock seizes the chance to do some comparison sketches. And of course John can't say no. To much of anything, it turns out.

"Is this a regular occurrence?" Sherlock asked, his dark curls already wilting in the heady steam of the bathroom. "You forgoing my body in favour of your own little hand?" Sherlock catches John during an intimate moment in the shower and draws his own, misguided, conclusions. Co-written with Emmish.

John's off-handed threat to tie Sherlock up spirals a bit out of control. Or maybe neither of them were all that in-control to start with. Either way, it ends up with Sherlock tied to a chair, John being delightfully creative, and Sherlock doing his darndest (and failing miserably) to stay aloof and unaffected. Which is hard when you have a lapful of very warm, VERY horny flatmate.

Sherlock has a bad habit of hacking into Johns email account and sending himself messages, which he later reads while pretending the doctor sent them to him. ***WARNING: Rated M for mature content, kinks, bdsm, and &M/M***

John wakes up to discover Sherlock lurking behind his bedroom door. He decides a morning wank - a loud one, mumbling Sherlock's name - might teach his flatmate not to spy on other people in their sleep. As it turns out, though, jerking off about Sherlock is actually a much more appealing idea than he originally thought . . .

John's making pancakes. Sherlock doesn't know why.

John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously bored - contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting to "deduce" what John wants. And when he deduces that John really, really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?

Smutty little drabble. John has a slight obsession with certain parts of Sherlock's body.

Sherlock comes to John for advice: how do you make infatuation for your flatmate go away? John suggests they see whether Sherlock can work it out of his system. Mostly by shagging each other all over the flat. "Not gay" John has a few secrets in his not-gay past, though, which work out to be an advantage . . .

Five times that Sherlock and John slept together, but, no, they're really not a couple! Platonic cuddling - yes, I said it; it's my guilty pleasure - to suit both sides of the fandom.

It's been months since John's last got off properly (i.e. not just by himself), and he's more than a little frustrated. Sherlock is out of town on a case, but deduces the reason for John's mood and bluntly offers to help via text. Smutty little lemon with some humor (it's Sherlock, after all!) and delightfully explicit without actually being all that naughty, anatomically speaking.

John is sick of cooking food for Sherlock and Sherlock ignoring it. He turns to the principles of classical conditioning: if he can't make Sherlock get hungry when he smells food, maybe he can make him horny instead . . .

BAMF!John gets a chance to show off a bit during a case. Sherlock realized he likes being manhandled just a bit more than he ought to for someone who insists he has no interest in his flatmate. It turns out John specializes in deducing attraction, though, and Sherlock can't keep it a secret forever . . .

John doesn't believe hypnosis works. Sherlock proves him wrong. (PWP)

Sherlock and Greg go to a pub, hoping to catch an arsonist. They end up getting absolutely plastered instead. Really weird sex ensues. Explicit.

Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . . and then Sherlock returns the favor. (He's not very good at it.)

John finds a key. Sherlock is very, very eager to get it back. (Sherlock/John, kink, first time.)

Sherlock is being annoying. A 221B fic just because I've never written one! (221B ficlets, Part 1)

Jim gives Sherlock his number when they first meet. He finds Sherlock's number on The Science of Deduction. Naughty phone calls are obviously the next logical step. Explicit.

John walks in after work to find Sherlock in a rather compromising position. And Sherlock needs his help - for an "experiment." Right. Luckily, John swears he's not gay . . . (M for content and language.)

The Personal Blog of Dr John H. Watson 26 May Sherlock Holmes may be a genius, but yet, he doesn't understand how to eat a lollipop. [Read more...]

"That," he said and paused, "is not how this was supposed to happen." Five times something almost happened and the one time it happened by accident. A 5 plus 1 in UST and fluff.

The boys have to do a spot of redecorating after a particularly dodgy experiment goes awry.

John has to go away for a couple of days to a medical conference (sort of) so before he goes he makes a very intimate video to keep Sherlock entertained while he's gone.

Just a smutty little ficlet based on a gif set of Sam's body rolls and Blaine's twerking booty.

The inevitable 'Let's sleep together because you have nightmares and then act all surprised when it turns into something more' story, because I love soppy tropes.

"You need a bigger blanket," he said annoyed. "You need to start sleeping in your own bed," John retorted. When he's had a rough night, Sherlock bunks in John's bed. A one-shot.

Lestrade notices how John Watson lets Sherlock order him around. He notices, and thinks it's a crime that John's natural talents as a submissive are going to waste. He sets about correcting the situation in the natural way. Football, drinking, and loads of kinky gay sex. Explicit. Johnstrade.

Sherlock cuts himself. It lets him think, and makes him feel alive. But he promises John that he won't do it anymore as long as he stays with him. So when John gets married, Sherlock is left with a contract broken as he is. WARNINGS: CHARACTER DEATH VIA SUICIDE

It was stupid to get involved with a student in the first place. It was downright idiotic to get attached to them. But somehow, Professor Watson let himself fall in love with Sherlock Holmes anyway. Teenlock/Unilock. Sequel to, "The Appropriate Time to Have Moral Objections."

Based on the 5x04 Roar Outfits. Blam!

Sherlock has a size kink. I'm really rubbish at these. It's basically 12 pages of porn.

"John didn't seem to catch on to the fact that Sherlock enjoyed being yelled at. He just thought Sherlock was an inconsiderate sod that had no concept of why somebody would be angry about a farm of exotic fungi growing in the bathroom sink. Sherlock never bothered to correct that assumption, because it served his purposes." Johnlockstrade smut. Read the warnings.

Monday is laundry day, Tuesday is for shopping. Thursday night is movie night and Fridays, they just hang out. But on one Wednesday, they built a blanket fort.

John's flat mate may insist that John only saw, but didn't observe. But he was wrong. John may have been inebriated, but he wasn't stupid. He had followed a black wall to a black room. The sounds emerging were distinct. He was in a gay club. You hear about those things. What John couldn't explain, though, was why he entered the dark room. Or: John and Sherlock in a dark room

Most of the time, Professor Watson knows better than to get involved with his students. That is, until Sherlock shows up. Teenlock/Unilock. Explicit.

"I bought you some presents," Sherlock says quietly... When John opens the box he sees more purple, fabric around a cushion, and nestled in the center, like a ring would be, is a flash drive. (Another of my text message fics) (Slash)

John & Sherlock's first time. John, who is sexually experienced with men describes in minute, precise & explicit detail to Sherlock who lacks any sexual experience at all, exactly how he needs Sherlock to fuck him.

"Are... Are you afraid of THUNDERSTORMS?" John asked incredulously. [Shameless fluff and platonic cuddles.]

John's voice dropped into that dangerous, seductive tone, "if it was right now I'd want to toy with you and play with you and see what kind of things gave me the most satisfaction when done to you." Sequel to 'a choice' A twisted kind of johnlock romance. Warning: references to self-harm, bdsm, m/m and lots of other fun things. Don't read if these things will offend you.

Sometimes the pain and loneliness is too much for Sherlock. Sometimes, he has to hurt himself to feel like he's alive. Trigger warning: self harm, cutting, rated M for such.

In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).

Music School AU. The first time John heard Sherlock play, he knew he was done for. Teenlock.

Sherlock grunted, but John ignored it, focusing instead on working his tongue along the seam of Sherlock's lips. He needed this, needed something, to prove that Sherlock was still here, alive and in his arms, and it was either this or beating him bloody.

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

Sherlock is stuck on a case and can't find a way out. He does something that shocks John, but not as much as John's proposed solution surprises Sherlock. A twisted kind of pre johnlock romance. SEQUEL NOW UP (a decision made) warning: references to self-harm, bdsm, m/m and lots of other fun things. Don't read if these things will offend you.

John is just minding his own business, searching for naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a police-uniform fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful lot like his flat mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine how that goes. Written for Kink Meme.

Sherlock likes it when John acts like a soldier. He likes it even more when John brings the gun to bed with them. Explicit. Written for kink meme.

Sherlock is a man with very particular sexual habits, and John quickly finds the futility in really questioning them. Lots of drunk sex, some sober sex, and a glorious helping of angst. Sequel to, "A Study in Shagging."

JohnLock. Sherlock returns after The Fall only to discover his blogger confessing to falling in love with him. He wants things to be as they were before and John wants more. Full of ANGST. * Please note these WARNINGS: References cutting, suicidal thoughts, possible eventual sex between male characters. Do NOT read if any of that offends you.

In which John unintentionally reads great literature, has an epiphany and gets some unexpected, but very pleasant, results from it.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter. The Sequel, "Almost Like a Virgin," is now posted.

Life demands more than observation from a distance, and John has never cared what Sherlock knows about him, so with no pretense he begins licking the blood out of the defensive cuts on his own forearms, setting the cuts to fresh stinging. (Slash, blood, no violence.)

"Thanks for coming, by the way." "What?" "Well," John waves around the pub again, "I know it's not really your thing." Sherlock chuckles. "Well, you are my only friend, John, makes you important." [John's birthday with drinks, presents, and perhaps something a bit more.]

AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.

John turns part way and raises an eyebrow, "you want to sleep in the car?" "Unless you would prefer the ground?"

In which not a word is uttered but many things are said. It's "Nightwatch"'s sequel but you can read it as a stand-alone.

Sherlock and John are freezing in their hotel room, due to the power going out, cutting off the heat. They sleep in the same bed but in the middle of the night, John gets a lovely surprise. Slash, Johnlock, Top!lock, yay!

Boys sleeping with boys. More specifically, Consulting Detectives sleeping with Army Doctors. A lot. And also, they're not actually sleeping.

This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at

John's not claustrophobic. Sherlock's not claustrophobic. So, being stuck in a lift shouldn't be a problem. But, actually... Well, what part about being stuck in a lift fourteen or fifteen floors off the ground, with no electricity or mobile signal, in a building where no on is in, while it's stifling hot, REALLY sounds good to anyone?

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

It was stupid, really. What was the point of having an ability if it wasn't even a useful one? Sherlock would just as soon be rid of his. Until he meets John Watson, that is. Johnlock.

Suddenly he was gripped with an unfathomable urge. His frenzied mind clashing and crashing and grating over the impulse. Panic pulsed through him. He knew what he needed, and he knew where to get it. Warning contains self-harm. Rating for content/some swearing.

John is completely different and special from anyone Sherlock would normally come in contact with - no talk of money and hidden family secrets, no surface, superfluous conversations and blatant lies. John was the most honest person in less than five minutes Sherlock has ever met. He wants to know everything else there is to know about John Watson. -Sherlock/Titanic fusion, total-

MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING: SELF HARM CENTRIC FIC. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. Rated M for this alone Sherlock does not enjoy feeling. Sherlock would rather not feel at all. So he's developed a method to block it out. He feels it's working rather well, until he starts losing control of it

Sherlock has a gun kink. John has a gun. 'Nuff said. Sexy times but - shockingly for me - no angst to speak of.

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

The twelfth story in the "Colours" series. Sherlock and John are getting married. See warnings inside.

Sherlock is bored, irritated, and frustrated, and decides to take it out on John. By the time he realizes he's in over his head, it's too late. Smut, angst, and also romantic feels. Starts out pretty Dom!Sherlock but ends up somewhere else.

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

Sherlock took up a new experiment after the Fall. It's not one that's beneficial to his health. Rated M for mild graphic details of self-harm. Possible trigger warning. Slightly AU. Takes place after Series Two and The Reunion.

Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.

Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.

The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.

Sebastian's boredom leads to some interesting texting conversations while pretending to be Blaine. Who knew Hummel would be so...hot? And when Kurt finds out who it is, he can't seem to stop.

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Smutty Johnlock drabble with basically no plot. I can't even think of a way to summarize it because it's just... smut. Enjoy!

In which it's winter, there's power outages, cold, warmth, blankets, and John finds that Sherlock is an awfully warm individual.

AU. As a 25th birthday present, Sebastain gives Blaine an evening with a beautiful dominatrix called Cherub.

John Watson wasn't losing sleep because of something bad. He was losing sleep because, in taking Sherlock Holmes' virginity, John had created a monster.

My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Sherlock doesn't understand boundaries. Sherlock just understands winning the game. The game of strip poker, that as it were. Friendship fic, could be squinted slash but Sherlock's too unromantic to make it so.

The eleventh story in the "Colours" series. Sherlock has one question for John. See warnings inside.

The tenth story in the "Colours" series. It's Christmas. Sherlock and John have to spend time with each others' family. 'Tis the season and all that. See warnings inside.

The ninth story in the "Colours" series. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson celebrate their one year anniversary. See warnings inside.

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Hot weather, chocolate and 221b.

Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.

The eighth story in the "Colours" series. Sherlock and John have a great relationship. But it's not perfect; they fight. And sometimes their fights threaten to tear them apart completely. See warnings inside.

The seventh story in the "Colours" series. Sherlock and John continue to make advancements in their relationship, and grow closer each day. See warnings inside.

The sixth story in the "Colours" series. Sherlock and John are moving forward in their relationship. See warnings inside.

The fifth story in the "Colours" series. Sherlock and John finally go on a real date. See warnings inside.

Sherlock and John are pressed together in the most compromising position, in a closet, while hiding from criminals. John should be scared, but it's hard to be when your mouth is only a few inches away from your infuriatingly captivating flatmate...

The fourth story in the "Colours" series. Why is John wearing cologne, blushing, and fidgeting? And why can't Sherlock get a clue? See warnings inside.

The third story in the "Colours" series. John is trying to help, but only Sherlock can ultimately decide whether he stops or not. WARNING: REFERENCES TO SELF-HARM!

The second story in the "Colours" series. John has discovered Sherlock's secret. WARNING: REFERENCES TO SELF-HARM!

The first story in the "Colours" series. The cool steel of the razor blade sent shivers up Sherlock's arm... WARNING: SELF-HARM!

In which John dries Sherlock's hair. Short Tumblr prompt fill.

Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.

As he looks at John's expression, Sherlock realizes this is not like the other times – John annoyed, John frustrated, John bothered, John angry with his apparent lack of empathy. This time is different, this time is hurt; Sherlock has genuinely hurt John.

Probably done before- Sherlock and John go to a gay bar- for a case! Sexy dancing, UST, and a happy ending, of course : R and R greatly appreciated!

Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?

John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!

"Oh dear, you like him." Mycroft leans back, laying his free hand on the arm of the chair. "And he does not like you… at least not how you'd prefer him to." -Mycroft helps Sherlock with a certain John Watson problem-

Sherlock is not happy; he is missing a huge piece of the puzzle of his current case, and it is not going over well at 221B Baker Street. John tries to distract Sherlock with a movie in order to get some peace for one night. Sherlock/John. One-shot.

Or: Five times John wanted to help him, and the one time he did. Sherlock/John fluff. Not S&M! Mention of self-harm. Oneshot.

Knowing that there must be more closeted guys at McKinley, Kurt wears various Born This Way style shirts of what he sexually wants in order to coax the guys out of the closet. Fill for Glee Kink Meme Kurt/Everyone NC-17

...and the 1 Time He Told John His Observations. Sherlock thinks John is brilliant.

Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen

Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.

When a game of I've Never turns raunchy at the Warblers' annual "bonding night" sleepover, Kurt ends up sharing more information than he expected. A Glee Kink Meme fill. Oneshot.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

John and Sherlock discuss how to celebrate Sherlock's birthday. In bed. Poor Mrs. Hudson. drabble, 100 words

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

There are five things that DI Lestrade cannot bear to tell his colleagues, and one thing he eventually learned to shove in their faces. Mild L/S.

Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.

... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S

It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.

SH/JW. The little details never get past Sherlock, no matter how strategic they may be.

Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.

My very first fanfic, written in 2005. Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. RoyxEd. Alchemy, the military and hormones; not a good mix in anyone's book.