Tristan Drake
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Joined 09-06-10, id: 2528820, Profile Updated: 01-01-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010.

AWESOME!!!

doctor who quotes:

Rose: Doesn't the universe implode or something if you... dance?
Doctor: Well, I've got the moves but I wouldn't want to boast.
Rose: You've got the moves? Show me your moves.
Doctor: Rose... I'm trying to resonate concrete.

He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe
And...He is WONDERFUL

4th Dr.- You're improving?!!
Harry- Am I really?
4th Dr.- Yes! Your mind is beginning to work. It's entirely due to my influence, of course, you must not take any credit.

King Louis: I'm the King of France!
Doctor Who: Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time

"There's a corpse by the wood."
"What sort of corpse?"
"A dead one what other sort is there?"

"The trouble with compyters is that they are sophisyicated idiots."

IF YOu are an alien, how come you sound like youre from the north?

Lots of planets have a north!

4th Doctor from "The Pirate Planet"
Somehow it seemed appropriate.

4th Dr.- I am perfectly capable of admitting when I'm wrong!
Romana- (Sarcastically) Ohhh.
4th Dr.- Yes! Only this time I wasn't

Captain Jack: "Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'Oooh, this could be a little more sonic'?"
The Doctor: "What? you never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?"

3rd Doctor: "The Were the lyrics of an old Venusian Lullaby, it means... Close your eyes my darling...all three of them at least." "All set to destroy Brigadier?" "Thank you Brigadier. Do you think that for once in your life you could arrive BEFORE the nick of time!!!"

The 4th Doctor: "756! That's not old... that's just mature."
"Harry Sullivan is an imbecile!!!" "No more Janus Thorns!" "You don't want to take over the universe. you wouldn't know what to do with it beyond shout at it."

7th Doctor: "Act as if you own the place. It always works we own the place." "Hey Dalek it's me, The Doctor. Come on, don't you recognize your mortal enemy?"

8th Doctor: "Will you stand aside before I shoot myself." "I remember a meteor storm the sky above us was dancing with light. purple, green brilliant yellow YES! These shoes! They fit perfectly!"

9th Doctor: "That won't last, he's gay and she's an alien" "I don't need to make claims I know how good I am." "I've travelled with a lot of people but you're setting new standards for Jeopardy-friendly"

10 Doctor: "I'm not listening!" "Hell of a right hook, I'll have to watch out for that." "you've found a breach in time and space and you think should we leave it alone, no let's make it bigger!"

"Sad really, isn't it? People spend all their time making nice things, and other people come along and break them."

"Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority."

"You know doctor, just for once, I'd like to meet an alien who isn't immune to bullets."

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From The Time Monster:

MASTER: Miss Grant?
JO: (On scanner.) What happened to the Doctor? You must help him!
MASTER: Ah, he's beyond my help, my dear. He's beyond anybody's help.
JO: (On scanner.) You mean...that thing...that...that creature really swallowed him up?
MASTER: Ah, that's a nice point. Yes and no. Yes, it engulfed him - no, it didn't actually "eat him up". He's out there in the time vortex and there he's going to stay.
JO: (On scanner.) Then he is alive?
MASTER: Well, if you can call it that - alive for ever in an eternity of nothingness. (Laughs.) To coin a phrase: a living death!
JO: (On scanner.) That...that's the most cruel, the most wicked thing I ever heard!
MASTER: Thank you, my dear.

SORCERERS APPRENTICE QUOTES:

Dave! You should run.

Dave Stutler: This is crazy!
Balthazar Blake: [grins] But it *is* fun.

Dave Stutler: These are old man shoes.
Balthazar Blake: [shows Balthazar wearing the same shoes] Excuse me?
Dave Stutler: I love them... A lot.

Balthazar Blake: You're a bad liar, Dave. That's good.

Balthazar Blake: Keep it subtle. Civilians must not know that magic still exists. That could make things complicated.
Dave Stutler: Alright, Mr. Pointy Hat.

Dave Stutler: I don't actually know who you are.
Drake Stone: Really? You don't recognize me?
Dave Stutler: Are you in Depeche Mode?

Dave Stutler: Are you insane?
[Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart]
Dave Stutler: Little bit. Okay.

Maxim Horvath: [waving hand] You do not need to see our faculty ID's.
NYU Clerk: I do not need to see your faculty ID.
Drake Stone: [waving hand and imitating Star Wars] These are not the droids you are looking for.

Balthazar Blake: This is the Merlin Circle. It focuses your energy. Helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the Art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back.
Dave Stutler: So I should probably pee first?

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Psh, We Can Take Those Akatsuki Fools Anyday by Casey K. Si reviews
Three narutarded friends are sucked into the unoriginal plot of landing in the narutoverse, and get kidnaped by the Akatsuki. However, they all have the powers of annoyance and more to aid them, and as time goes on, might love rear its ugly head as well?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
The day Itachi finally snapped by Zombiewombat reviews
Itachi has lost it and will do whatever is necessary to help his beloved Sasuke. Sasuke fans STAY AWAY! Story does contain spoilers. Meant to be humorous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Itachi U.
What the Hell Is Going On! by I love creepy things reviews
Somehow a girl from New York ends up in Japan and not only that, in the world of Naruto. How did she get there and why does she suddenly have powers? More importantly why does the Akatsuki want her SUMMARY CHANGE. more than 2 Generals REVIEW PLEASE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Two Forgotten Sorceresses by SnoodleyTurtle reviews
Two sorceresss, unknown by the common preson, not in the movie. Here is their story. The adopted daughter of Balthazar and Veronica, who is on Horvath's "list" and a daughter of an executed knight pursued by Morgana; each have extrordinary powers and both intresting pasts and futures. Enjoy!
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010
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The Two forgotten sorceresses reviews
This is the other part of Snoodlyturtles story: Tristan Drake is a young girl who lost her father. she lives in medeival times and becomes a sorceress. She meets up with balthazar, merlin and even Gracelyn Blake.Will Horvath convince her to be morgonian?
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Merlin, Horvath
captured by the akatsuki reviews
Tora gets attacked and kidnapped by two strange cloaked ninjas one of them using the sharingan, what will she do?Will she escape? What do they want? chapter 5 is up!I fixed chapter 1! I suck at summaries, but please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.