After the true nature of their sexually abusive relationship is revealed, Kurt and Finn are still both a long way away from a full recovery. It's an uphill struggle, but it's one they both must face. Sequel to "Lover's Tale"

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.

Maria Hill is about to become Deputy Director of SHIELD, which means telling her friends who she really is...

Hazing!Verse 11: The Avengers are turned into kids by a soft-science de-aging serum, silliness ensues. -Tinyvengers! Crack-

OT6 or Gen - 5 times, 1 time style - 5 times the Avengers fell asleep on a teammate, and the one time they all fell asleep together. Can be read as everyone/everyone, or completely gen no pairings

With Special Guest Star Loki!

Thor has found that Tony has a drawer of strange smelling plants, and forbids Loki going near it. Loki, of course, knows a challenge when he hears it. Contains drug use. One shot crack drabble. Good!Loki. No pairings.

Thor's been trying to understand Loki for years. Tony's much faster than that. Post movie.

In which Tony is evil, Bruce is diabolical, and the other Avengers will pay! "—and iodine and thorium and thulium and thalium." Everyone grits their teeth. That…is their least favorite part. Pure crack. Tony/Bruce. Rated for nerdy innuendo.

Norse Gods, an unexpected trip to London, meeting an annoyingly intelligent detective, who happens to look an awful lot like him, navigating the increasingly worrying feelings for said detective, failing to avoid more trouble - yep, this is his life.

Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.

To People Taking His Stuff. 2 times Tony didn't like it when someone took something of his and 1 time he didn't mind.

Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.

Movieverse: The Avengers are shanghaied into chaperoning a prom. Steve can't handle teens, Natasha loves LMFAO, Bruce has a minion, Thor's lost his shoes, Clint's a hipster, and Tony's going to fix everything with the Macarena. Steve/Tony if you squint.

Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. Slash later.

Sam is slowly trying to come out at his school, and with Kurt as a couple. As their relationship matures, and the two begin this difficult task, they realize it will be a lot harder than they thought. Sequel to "Who is Sam Evans?"

Xander decides it is time to tell his father some information but doesn't count on his Dad's friends. Slash pairings mostly.

It's the first week of school, A.K.A. Sheik and Midna's epic prank week. Sheik knew Midna would get him back for messing with her car, but did she really have to handcuff him to… Link? AU. Shink.

A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.

AU borrows heavily from 'But I'm a cheerleader' Dean's family holds an intervention for him, claim that he's gay and ship him off to 'True Directions' where he meets Castiel. Gabriel indulges in guerilla warfare and Sam doesn't know why he indulges him.

Shawn encounters his worst nightmare: a genuine mind-reader.

Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.

The BAU is called to Ponyville to investigate a series of apple thefts. The whole team doesn't think anything of it, aside for Spencer Reid, who thinks this may just be a new drug someone slipped him. Is it?

Do NOT read if you haven't watched Children of Time. "You won't remember me." Ianto didn't think Jack will remember him. But Jack did. Every single day from the day Ianto died. To the Day Jack dies. OneShot

Davetana friendship, with insane amounts of unrequited Kurtofsky and Brittana. Because Dave and Santana understand each other.

Kurt is the canary whisperer. Blaine thinks it's charming. Wes thinks it's diabolical. For a prompt.

Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.

Harry couldn't believe he was stupid enough to get caught. And to make things worse, when he finally breaks loose, there're some stupid muggles wandering about the place as if they won't get murdered!

A tough case forces Detective Lassiter to re-evaluate his thoughts on Psychic Shawn Spencer. Slash.

Dean/human!Cas slash humorfic. Someone tells the story of the dumbest fight they ever had, and it was on Valentine's Day. References to sexually explicit comments and brief references to painful canon events. Also, this is very, very, very cracky.

Shaun and Rebecca discuss some of the finer points of the Employee Non-Discrimination Act with Desmond. Shaun/Desmond, fluff and silliness.

The tragic, untold love story of two birds from different worlds.

Varric is well-accustomed to having to pay to keep his friends safe. Still, he had hoped that they had more sense than to PROVE that they had mages among them in the Gallows in front of Cullen. Apparently not. This part was being edited out of history.

In which Balthazar teaches Castiel to fly, in Heaven when they're kids. I own nothing.

At the Lonely Hearts Club dinner, some Warblers watch Sam eat.

Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.

Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH

In my universe, barely literate, semi-medieval characters like sending very short missives back and forth across the country. It makes no sense. Roll with it.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Cas finds God. Crack-Fic.

Xander has the odd feeling that the coat he's "acquired" will look great with a pair of red converse. YAHF.

Very silly ficlet, written after reading HPGoF. Greg Goyle just doesn't get it, Draco tries to show him.

I mean, yeah, I did end up hitching with Tallahassee after knowing him for a full minute and a half, but for God's sake, the man had a love affair with Twinkies. These guys looked like looked like they killed zombies as an Olympic sport.

Alistair decides to leave the Grey Wardens when Aiden Cousland decides to recruit Loghain. Aiden, decidedly not pleased, gives him a piece of his mind on the subject. Rated T for language that, while rather coarse, is nothing a teen hasn't said or heard.

A glimpse of the Elder God Urthemiel's journey.

Buffy and Dean compare notes on saving the world, destiny, and younger siblings. Some serious moments, but mostly a humorous look at how the two of them would interact.

When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.

Sooner or later they always bring Nate back. This time will be no different. A Deadpool/Cable slash story from back in their team-up days or soon after anyway.

A vague retelling of Cinderella with Nathan as the title character, Charles as prince charming and the rest of the band as the world's least competent fairy godmothers. Slash.

But what if the dragon really is Andraste? Written for a challenge on the landofferelden community on livejournal.

This is based on the columnists Michael Swaim and Dan O'Brien on the Cracked website. More accurately, it's based on the personalities cultivated by each as portrayed through their articles, web series, and most prominently the series Agents of Cracked.

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.

She made him swear to keep Alistair on his feet until he could stand alone. Maker help him, Zevran will honor that final promise, even if it kills him.

Two months after the events of Children of Earth, Jack wanders the Earth in search of meaning. While in LA, he runs into kindred spirit.

Honestly, Reid. You're just the kind of person that makes me wanna adopt you and force-feed you chocolate."

Crowley and Aziraphale have dinner in Santa Barbara.

Near the end of the Time War, Fitz Kreiner finds himself stranded on Earth in an unfamiliar time and place. His life moves on, whether he wants it to or not. :: Fitz Kreiner/Tony Dinozzo (among many others)

Harkness/OMC. The Lone Wanderer is trying to decide what exactly humanity means in the Wasteland, and ends up discovering that it can be found in strange places.

Voldemort really opens his eyes once he kidnaps Harry Potter, and really has a look on the teen. And promptly falls in love with him. Slash.

Jack and the Doctor get stuck in a hotel for a couple of days. They have a bit of trouble with the overcrowded lift, and stuff happens. That means PWP! It ensues! Jack/10 oneshot. I do not own anything.

“Are you trying to tell me,” he began slowly, “That this, ah, marriage... *didn’t* stem from a fit of drunken madness?" Toki/Skwisgaar, gay marriage, unrepentant mush.

He woke up with no memory at all, in a small white room, in the company of a man called Jarvis, who told him that his name was Tony Stark... A somewhat different story. Tony/Jarvis, Tony/Pepper. Now with epilogue.

Molag Bal and Sheogorath decide to have some fun with there siblings. Rated M for swearing. Some Yaoi content because of Bal. that perv. AU.

HPTR Finally in the right direction, Harry learns how to survive the wizarding world and break away from the expectations and pressures placed upon him. All the while a certain Dark Lord lurks in the shadows, watching and waiting.

A chance meeting in the sewers of Paris reunites Xander and Spike. They must deal with each other, the death of loved ones, & mini-slayers as they search for a book that has the power to destroy the magical world. Their relationship is redefined. SLASH

Doctor Who crossover. The sound will never stop, no matter how far he runs. It won't cease its rhythm, even as he settles into his new life, which has been, surprisingly, interesting. His life as a human. As a... Doctor. He finds that amusingly ironic.

Sherry Birkin learns an important lesson about growing up.

Takes place in season 7 after they rescue Xander from the date with the Demon Lady. He goes into the Gay Me Up speech and things take an unexpected turn. Rated T for Spike's Bloody Hells.

Draco discovers the fickle nature of the Internet... and fan fiction! HD Slash, Comedy, Adult Language, some OOC, slight Squick.

After Anya breaks her engagement to Xander, Spike drugs and kidnaps him in an effort to cheer him up. Chaos ensues.

It all starts with a simple letter... Rated for later chapters Slash! HPTR HPLV! NonHBP Compliant!

When a challenge is issued to all of the student body, life at Hogwarts becomes completely chaotic as everyone attempts to either come out on top, or at least escape unscathed as potions and hexes run rampant.

A change in Spike means a change in their relationship.

BtVSRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Instead of fleeing to the Island of Misfit Toys, Rudolph and Hermey went somewhere else. Humor.

Luis and Leon know that thier bond runs far deeper than mere friendship, a fact that Ashley certainly doesn't appreciate. Alternative to Luis' death, and I changed some situations to better fit the story. [LuisxLeon] [Reviews are appreciated.]

Sheik has been keeping his feelings for Link at bay since he met him. But when things at a local tavern go awry, Link is given a little push in the right direction. Warning:Sheik as a seperate male character. Yaoi

Hyena!Xander is putting together a pack that will protect and run the Hellmouth. He is also working on find a mate or two. Will the other Scoobies handle this Xander? And how much does mysterious prophecy have to do with things?

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

Future!fic oneshot! Abigail Dursley, age eleven. Normal girl, normal family, normal life... Until the arrival of a certain letter, that is... Slight mention of slash, nothing major. ANGST.

Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–

Dru decides that she wants a new childe and protector. She finds him in England. DruSnape, darkish fic. Now complete.

Snape catches Lupin with another man.

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.

Abandoned by the Dursleys at the age of four, Harry is raised by a magical serpent called a Syren. What happens when he decides the Dark Lord is the only one who can help him ‘get hatchlings’? ChallengeFic. COMPLETE! HPLV

Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!

HP-Buffy Xover. A Slayer is activated at Hogwarts and Xander is sent to train her. Of course, Andrew comes along. Warning: Contains Slash Xander-Remus, Andrew-Severus, others. [complete]

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

Xander/Andrew Set in season 7, after 'Storyteller'. About the friendship between Xander and Andrew... as it grows into something more. Spike steps in to help move things along. **complete!!**

AU season 4. Xander reflects on his past relationships and makes a decision about his relationship with Spike. A bit of LarryXander with some SpikeXander to round it out.

A spew of lies ensue as Xander tells Larry about Angel's 'dating past'. And it ain't Buffy.