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 Author has written 1 story for Gone. I am avid fanfic reader who has started writing their first fanfic.I'm a bit nervous but excited at the same time! About ME!! Name:HAHAHA I'm not an idiot!! Age:As if I'm tellin u nosy people Hometown: ehh wat the heck u people will never know where i live . . .gosh darnit morons i just said i won't tell u...u...STALKERS!! Favourite Colours: Black White and Blue Favourite Books: Noughts And Crosses Series Gone Series HP Series Percy Jackson and the Olympians Time Riders and many more Favourite Movies: Mulan Bee Movie Lion king II Titanic Harry Potter Megamind Prince Of Egypt . . . There are loads and more are probably comin Favourite Type of Music: Punk Rock Heavy Metal Alternative Pop 90's Gospel Eye Colour: Brown Hair colour: Black and brown Things I love to do: Read Fanfics hang wid ma buds Read GOOD books sleep eat and listen, download and play music House at Hogwarts: Slytherin and proud! Year at Hogwarts: 5th year Favourite Pairings(HP):There are loads but to name a few Harry/Draco Harry/Hermione Hermione/Draco Favourite Pairing(Danny Phantom): Danny/Sam Favourite Pairing(Teen Titans): Raven/Beastboy Favourite Pairing(Xiaolin Showdown): Raimundo/Kimiko Favourite Pairing(X-men Evolutions): Kitty/Lance I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Angelmail, Hisa-Ai, HealingSpringWaters, Hunnybunny276198 Memorable Xiaolin Showdown Quotes: Jack: Well, I'm sitting on some pretty juicy info. It has to do with Jermaine, and it's not good. Jack: This plan wouldn't have worked if I didn't lose my showdown in the first place. (everyone stares at him). Wait... that didn't come out right. Wuya: You traded the most powerful objects in the world for robot parts?! Blind Old Man: Perhaps you'd like to surrender now? Jack: (doing a crossword) What's a four-letter word for idiot? Hannibal Bean: That Chase has girly hair. A true warrior shaves his head... Like me. Chase: You could pour fertilizer on that thing and nothing would grow! (After the Sapphire Dragon almost turned Omi, Rai, and Dojo to sapphire) Raimundo: You think he'd be grateful that we rescued him from the volcano. Wuya: Omi is in the past? Wuya: IF they swear their loyalty. Omi: Jack Spicer! He who was laughing last laughs most loudly! Jack: (to Wuya) Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she? Jack (waking up with Wuya in his face): AHHH! Wuya, with you it's hard to tell if I'm coming out of a nightmare or going into one! Omi: We must drill to the Earth's core, and flood the chamber with molten lava. Once it hardens, the spiders will be encased forever. Kimiko: (to Raimundo) I'm pretty sure something's defective, and it's NOT the orb. Omi: So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean. It was... ME? Omi: Chew on that sentence Jack Spicer! Omi: (to Wuya) The jig is down, you're at the top of your rope, spoon over the wu! Jack: (thinking) Hmmmmmmmmm...I know! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the wu! (opens jacket to reveal badge with "Super Genius" written on it) Raimundo: How many Omis are there? Omi: Oh yes! (reading the "Ancient Guide to Females") Females are easily frightened! Kimiko: You're lucky you're cute, Omi. Omi: Kimiko! Raimundo! Clay! Check me in, my friends! I have severely trounced up and down Jack Spicer's buttocks! (Meaning he kicked Jack's butt) Omi: We win! Say my name, Jack Spicer! Ooh, I have angry skills! Omi: And so our grand quest begins. Follow me ... to victory! (Offscreen) I have no idea where I'm going. (Dojo is heading for a cliff) Omi: Dojo! Look in! Raimundo: LOOK OUT! (After receiving Elemental Shen-Gong-Wu) Omi: Ooo! Mine is extremely icy! Raimundo: You mean "very cool" don't cha Omi? Omi: Raimundo, get the Shen-Gong-Wu. I will place a cover over your backside. Raimundo: I sure hope you mean, you got my back covered. Jermaine: You're not playing with me, are you? Dojo: Hah! Joke's on you Wuya, you broke the Reversing Mirror, 7 years bad luck. IN...YOUR...FACE! Dojo: Ugh, I haven't felt like this ever since the Heylin Seed's been unleashed, -GASP- THE HEYLIN SEED'S BEEN UNLEASHED!! (Reading one of the ancient scrolls) Dojo: Very interesting. It says here that Alexander the Great had 7 toes on one foot and 3 on the other. Raimundo: (hugging Omi) We were so worried. Don't ever run away like that again. (everyone stares at him) Jack: I get to keep the Monkey Staff, right? Omi: Do we look like we were born next week? Jack: (Wearing Emperor scorpion): Fearsome Four, I command you to...laugh evilly. (Fearsome four laugh evilly) Now I command you to laugh evilly while hopping on one foot!(The Fearsome Four hops on one foot) Omi: These are lion claws. That's close! Raimundo: I have a question. Master Fung: The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step. Chase Young (to Jack): You're more annoying than evil. Wuya: You have done well, Jack. Omi: I already know my future. I will be the most wisest, most skilled, most powerful Xiaolin warrior of all time! Wuya: Ah, the Xiaolin temple. Let me savor the moment. (pause) Ah. Now let's crush them. (After learning Kimiko's father is the head of a large video game company) Raimundo: (to Kimiko) Did I ever tell you you're my favorite monk? Black Viper: (after being defeated by Jack Spicer) And because you have defeated us, you are know the leader... of the Black Vipers! (they all bow down to Jack) Wuya: Guard-bots, finish them! Wuya: Some evil genius! Outsmarted by a little girl! Dojo: (Talking about the showdown ending very quickly) What happened? I blinked and missed it. Raimundo: Do you know what's going on here, Dojo? Jack: Easy for you to say! You can leave any time you want! Hannibal Roy Bean: If you’re true evil, you know what to do. Hannibal Bean: Hello, my boy. Jack: Well the warranty says they're impe- impetri- impenatrable. You'd think they'd cover some of this stuff. Dojo: The Mikado Arm Shen-Gong-Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives great upper body strength. Jack: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? Jack: (referring to self) OH YEAH, SURE! GANG UP ON THE WEAKLING... (After the monster disappears) Raimundo: What can I say? He probably just knew better than to mess with me. (Omi starts to declare the showdown against the Sapphire Dragon.) Rai: (after Master Monk Guan has asked him and the others to clean the dishes again) But, they are already clean enough to eat off of, see? Master Monk Guan: (3:11 in the morning) (screaming) Up and at 'em! Training out front in five minutes! Move it! Omi: Jack Spicer has his own prison? He should be in prison! Omi: Raimundo! Arise your shine! There is great evil! Wuya: (About herself) Hmm... so much evil beauty. Not bad for 1500 years old. Chase: (About Wuya) She was so much less annoying as a disembodied floating head. Wuya: Oh, how I miss soaring the skies as a disembodied head. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you don't have, until you have it! Being evil was so easier when I wasn't flesh. No bathing, no make-up, no midnight trips to the evil little girls room. Chase Young: The bird could be quite dangerous in the wrong hands. Old Raimundo: Guys! This is the chance we've been waiting for! I say we break into the palace, and take back the Sands of Time! Omi: I am most pleased ... and most confused. You said only one of us would rise. Master Fung: That is correct. Only one would rise ... but not until you worked together as one. Clay: How do we fight an enemy we can't see? Master Monk Guan: What makes a warrior strong is not the weapon, but the warrior holding the weapon. Chase Young: When fighting an opponent with superior strength you must use his strength against him. Chase Young:It is not the strongest opponent who wins, but the strongest will. Raimundo: I am a Wudai Warrior! And I am the BEST! Raimundo: No! I didn't come this far to lose! We will find a way to win. It's our destiny! Master Fung: Now that you have risen to Shoku Warrior, your job has only begun. The survival of the world depends on you. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"(LOL!!!) 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"(I really wanna try dat one) 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.)You havent played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace. 4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.)Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.)& now youre laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. Best Friends vs. Friends Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: has never seen you cry Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on Friend: comes and visits you in jail Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "holy crap that was fun" Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home Friend: picks you up when you fall Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again Friend: asks you to write down your number. Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it) Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff Friend: only knows a few things about you Best friend: could write a biography on your life story Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Best friend: will always go with you Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile...(me:does both count?! inner me: i guess...(backs away) 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously,never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you and your frineds aren't cool or dont even want to be and you just wanna be yourselves copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list...xNArutoLover4Ever19x, HealingSpringWaters Hunnybunny276198 if you are one of those people who feel bad when you eat meat but like it too much to stop eating it copy this into your profile if you act crazy just for fun copy this into your profile if you are random copy this into your profile if you are a tomboy copy this into your profile (so we can get rid of the evil girly girls!! DIE GIRLY GIRLS DIE!!) if you are a naruto fan and you HATE Sasuke and Ino im begging you to copy this into your profile If you HATE NejixSakura copy this into your profile If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile (OMG its EVERYWHERE!) If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile (they never shut up!) If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN WHEN.. You call a Xiaolin Showdown over the remote with your younger sibling. You mutter "Wuya" Under your breath everytime your teacher gives you a bad grade. Your afraid to eat Jellybeans because your afraid a evil one will hop out at you. Everytime you see a bald guy you yell out "Hey, Omi!". Every blue ball you see you call the Orb of Tornami. You jump off a cliff, thinking that you will land on Dojo. You jump off again, thinking he missed. You do it a third time, this time holding a pair of fairy wings, and calling them the Wings of Tinabi. You blame Chucky Choo that the Wings don't work. You call every Yo-yo your family Yo-yo. When you talk about Xiaolin showdown your friends and family run. You have pictures of a character all over your wall. You have a crush on a character. You write fanfictions on here about them. When Xiaolin Showdown comes on, you turn off every little light, turn the volume on high, and sit like a moron.. staring at the tv. When you see a old bald guy you call him Master Fung. You call Geckos Dojo. You cuss out Avatar for "Copying" Xiaolin Showdown. You draw the characters. Everytime you see a cowboy you smile and call him Clay. Every short Japanese girl you see you chase after, ranting about Raikim. You grab a penny, jump off the cliff AGAIN, and call out "Mantis Flip Coin!" You again blame Chucky Choo. Your put on a chocker you call the Gills of Himachi, and try to breath under water. You cuss out Chucky Choo when you come back from the hospital. You named imaginary friends after the characters. You sit and stare at pictures of Omi and have chats with him. You plan on naming your first boy child Raimundo. You tell your best friend to name her girl Kimiko, and then when they are old enough, arrange a marriage. Call their wedding Raikim. You have dreams about Raimundo/Jack/Chase Young. Everytime you bite into a cheese ball, you say "Take that, Omi!" You call your brother's journal the Ancient Guide to Females. You call all bald guys Sexist. You nod your head at everything written You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when: 1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.) 2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss. 3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child. 4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway. 5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione. 6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him. 7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email. 8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash. 9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.) 10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, YokotheLovelessWarrior, Bailkatanas, Kawaii Overdose, TerexaXIV, Yonne1104, Raine20oo, Bengara Koushi, We-Be-Cool, Ichigo-PWNS-All, NumeralNerd, HunnyBunny276198 If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever eaten something that's grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl,purplenekomata,gorgoeus'moth, LithiumRukia, Nokas-Kokas, Raine20oo, Bengara Koushi, We-Be-Cool, Ichigo-PWNS-All, NumeralNerd, Hunnybunny276198 For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. 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I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. Stop the stereotyping. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. ~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan~fictions, copy this onto your profile If you think the government has covered up the existance of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy I am okay. Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this These have got to be some of the most clever brainteasers I've seen in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is deadly at Scrabble. DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! 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A Real Boyfriend Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. |
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