Hello, All! My name is Rosie, and I am very sad. I have inherited my mother’s old Lenovo, which has Vista. Now, if you know what Vista is, you are probably feeling sorry for me right now, aren’t you? Well, I am friends with five or six awesome Techies, and am in the process of trying to become one myself, so I have a very good chance of getting my laptop fixed soon, and well. I recently got Ubuntu loaded onto my computer, but the computer part of my computer is broken, and I cannot get it to connect to the internet while running Ubuntu, so I still have to use Vista. :( Now, there is yet another problem with my beloved laptop. My wonderful, adorable, supercute two-year-old cousin recently started using bog-boy cups. The large glass of water torrenting down onto the counter knocked out my laptop. May or may not be salvageable...

I am about to get really busy, what with school and Groundlings both starting up again. School Rant. -Those happen a lot. Just skip it. (I mean seriously? What kind of school starts a kid’s winter break on the 22nd of December and ends it on January second? I didn’t even get to watch the Rose Parade this year because people are mean.) I have a lot of good ideas, but cannot post them until I get my computer fixed, which I cannot do until I have 250$ saved up. I have no disposable income, so I expect to be able to write sometime around mid August. (My birthday is on the sixteenth, so birthday money this year will be used to fix my computer, not saved up to go to a con 9:())

I am a loyal (if not slightly crazed) Harry Potter fan. (Slytherins are NOT evil. Okay?) I also really love Doctor Who, Blackadder, and Torchwood, and I love anime and manga, though my edumacation in that area needs some help. My favorites are Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia, Nightschool, Fruits Basket, Kitchen Princess, and Petite Princess Yucie. I really enjoy a good shojo, but if a shonen is good, I will probably like it. Please don’t be afraid to message me any recommendations. I don’t bite (Hard). My best friends, Quell and Maia, are trying to get me to watch certain things with them; so again, I’ll be busy for a long time. I only really have an hour every morning to be on the computer, and maybe two on Saturdays, cuz I work at the library. Also, my friend Kitty recently introduced me to Homestuck. (Yes, i am one of those people who like both Hetalia and Homestuck. Get over it.)

I am fifteen years old, my favorite colors are blue and green, my favorite animal is a cow, and I live in Noneofyourbusiness, U.S.A.

Now for some messages from other pages!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don,t let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' ( I would totally go for a guy like this!)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
••Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it•• (Homophobia is wrong and if you don't believe in being gay, don't hurt others for believing in it.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm BI, so I must this every person I see is hot.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER; so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I am IN A.V. CLUB, so I MUST be a techie who can fix your computer in ten seconds.
I live ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS, so I MUST wanna case every building I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRISPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST me a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I CAN'T HELP pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over controlling perfectionist.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist. (I am a PYROMANIAC, so I MUST want to burn down every building I see)

My favorite Quotes;
-- I'm not going to drink some opaque white liquid secreted by a COW - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
- Death cannot stop true love, It can only delay it a while – Westley. The Princess Bride
- Ah, Potter, always good to know that nearly six years of magical education haven’t been wasted on you. Really, Ghosts are transparent! – Snape - "Rosie?" "Yeah, Maia?" "When are you going to stop killing Campbell?" "When he stops insisting that me and my other six personalities are psycopaths." "Oh, so never then?" "Yep"- Me and Maia at Groundlings one day.

The reason for this is that I am a little superstitious:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

I don't beleive in the last one really, but hey, better safe than sorry.

This is me signing off, and I’ll come back and update when need be. Bye!

Pasta With Love,
Rosie :)