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Ok, a little background information in case you actually care:

Name: lozerz r us (duh! would I LIE to you? ;) )

Interests: Reading, writing, sports(especially baseball and basketball), poetry, reviews

Dislikes: I can't stand it when people place my stories under their favorites, then don't even bother to review. If you read one of my stories, PLEASE review it:)

Extra: I am a die-hard Mets fan. The New York Mets are the best team in the MLB, and I LOVE them! My favorite players are Paul LoDuca, David Wright, Jose Reyes, and Carlos Beltran. GO METS=D LET'S WIN THAT WORLD SERIES!

EDIT: So, the Mets did not win the World Series. While I was seriously disappointed at first and actually still am, I have realized that it's ok. Sure, this was their dreams season: exactly 20 years after their last amazing win, an awesome season that tied for 1st in the whole MLB, and the best team they could dream of. But I know that they have the ability to have plenty of other dream seasons, and I know they will. So, I have this to say:

LET'S GO METS!

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott. Think about it...

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So, here's a short poem I wrote about the best site in the world :). Enjoy!

Fanfiction

The site is called Fanfiction,

And I just can't resist.

It's some sort of addiction,

I can't help but persist.

I sit here and I'm writing,

Just thinking of good themes.

I find it so exciting,

I love it so, it seems.

So now I'll go and finish

the stories I've begun.

My writing won't deminish,

At least not 'til I'm done!

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Ok. I love little away messages, even when they have nothing to do with "being away." Anywayz... here are a few. I'll add some on every once and a while. Trust me, I have DOZENS! YAY!

~Mommy said to never take candy from The Strangers... So i took candy from The Johnsons~ XD

They say "Nobody is perfect"...But they say "Practice makes perfect"...I wish they would "MAKE UP THEIR MINDS!

If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You.

if at first you don't succeed...blame your parents!

Try, try, and try again. If that doesn't work stop trying your obviously not good at it.

he who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Riding ponies outside walmart... be back when i run out of quarters!

I dreamt about u last night. u were screaming and had a toothpic in ur eye.

~!~If I was president I would live at White Castle instead of the White House...I'd be so much cooler~!~

Light travels faster than sound. thatz why sum ppl appear bright until u hear them speak.

srry, cant talk. my dog ate my keyboard.

me no here, me go bye, leave a message, me reply.

Before u insult somebody, u should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when u insult them u'll be a mile away & have their shoes!

.:.iM OuT LiKe a DeAf KiD iN MuSiCaL ChAiRs.:.

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But i know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.

So now I know the things I know
And do the things I do
And if you do not like me so
To hell, my love, with you.

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

God made man and then he had a better idea.

HER SHE. Hershey. chocolate was so made for girlz.

what's better: a lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?

Are bald men cold in the winter?

If money doesn't grow on tree's, then why do banks have branches?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head!