Alright, so first things first. I am a GIRL. Then why is your name MrChocolateChipCooki you may ask? Well because I like that name.

Some things about myself:

Name- Sara. Very original, I know.

My Fanfiction Besties- Webgrll1 and 1Puppyluv (Go PM them and tell them I sent you. Oh, OH! And, be sure to poke them with a stick!!! THEY WILL LOVE YOU ;D)

Age- I'm not exactly sure.

Gender- Didn't we already go through this?

Location- In front of computer, hopefully. If not, im probably someone bored out of my mind, trying to get to a computer.

School- Forks High. And if you were wondering, yes, I know Edward Cullen.

About me- I enjoy talking to people who exist only in my imagination. I have a unicorn names Sprinkles. I like poetry, but I suck at writing it. I have a crippling fear of both spiders and mice. Sometimes I have conversations with potted plants. I tend to look like a drunken money when I dance. I am alergic to high heels. Shh...I have unreturned library books. I am nerd, yes. I prefer to live life on the evil side. I am incapable of owning a pet fish. I love cloudy days and when it rains. Naming inanimate objects is a bit of a habit for me. Music is art. I can't remember the last time my tonails WEREN'T painted black. "I forgot." and "I didn't know about that." are my ways of getting out of homeworks when I decide to write FF instead. I've learned that guinea pigs do not belong on the ceiling fan. I believe that each human, young or old, black or white, man or woman, gay, straight, or bisexual, has rights. I am addicted to Fanfiction.net.

Let's eat Grandpa!

Let's eat, Grandpa!

Use grammar. It saves lives.

Dislikes:

1. People who say they are crazy about a series when they haven't even read the book. It annoys me to no end, how they think they know EVERYTHING about it. "But, I do know everything! I've watched the movie 600 times!" Yes, but everyone says that the book is always better, and it ALWAYS gives more information than the movie. I don't care if you want to read the books or not, just don't say you are some HUGE fan if you haven't read the books.

2. Stories put on hiatus. I mean, COME ON, you take weeks, months, to update and then FINALLY we see a new chapter, and all we get is a crummy little A/N saying that the story is on hiatus. I HAVE NOT, and WILL NEVER put a story on hiatus. I would rather just delete the story then do that. Some authors will say something like this 'Oh, but i'm working really hard on one of my other stories!' But I am not reading your other story, nor do I CARE about your other story, thank you very much.

Likes:

1. REVIEWS! Seriously, you people think you sneak past me. I see exactly how many of you read and exactly how many of you DON'T REVIEW. And I happen to be a review WHORE. So just take two, maybe three seconds of your busy lives to click the button, and tell me it was GREAT. Or terrible. Really, we never get tired of the love/hate.

2. People who give me rewards for updates. I don't mean money rewards people. I mean if you review a chapter telling me that if I update fast enough, I'll get a cookie, well then I just might update the next day.

3. Story ideas. I DO accept them. If I get writers block, and you're like "HEY! I have a good idea for your story!" Well then who am I to stop you from telling me what you're thinking. Even if I already know what I want to happen, and you give me a STELLAR (I like that word :D) idea, then I might just use that instead. I always, ALWAYS give credit to the reviewer (or reviewers) who helped me with the idea. Be it big, or small. :)

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

STOP KRISTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTINSON FROM PLAYING MAX AND FANG IN THE MAXIMUM RIDE MOVIE!!

Spread the word!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

Me- Wanna hear a funny joke?

Random kid- ...sure..?

Me- Okay! So, what's your name?

Random kid- ... Bob...

Me- What's the color of the sky?

Bob- Is there a point to this?

Me- No Bob, now answer the question.

Bob- ~sighs~ Blue.

Me- What's the opposite of down?

Bob- Up...

Me- Bob blew up!!! BWAHAHAHA!

Bob- ...

K'thanks. BYE! :D