I liek soccer. I liek vilion. I liek piano.

I liek cows. I liek kittys. I liek dolphins.

I liek pwning noobs at COD. I liek Harvest Moon DS. I liek Halo Reach.

You are a single lady, aren't you?

See now I'm getting in your head.

MAHAHAHAHA!

That is the power of moi!

Do you like me? I like me!

Favourite author me because I am the coolest author cuz I don't have any stories.

Sincerely,

CAPTAINTHUNDER890