You do realise that just by clicking the link you just did, you lost several IQ points... As a disclaimer (so I'm not sued in the future by brainless zombies) - I refuse to be made responsible for any brain damage caused by reading the pointless (and possibly very bad) fanfiction I post on this site...

If you are unfortunate enough to like what I write, or just think I'm a totally awe-inspiring person: feel free to sit down, grab a cookie and join the insanity... xDD