"Danny: Now if I were my dad, where would I put the secret control panel for the Op-Center? Someplace where I would see every time I come here. (Figures out it would be the refrigerator; goes to it; finds and presses the button) Yep, next to the ham!
Computer Voice: Defense system activated. Also, the ham has spoiled." (Danny Phantom, Pirate radio)

Hola, tis the Emergency Ham... and I am spoiled.

This is my second account. For my serious stories I have another one, but this one is only for humor.

bio:

Name: emergency ham

Age: old enough to drive, young enough not to pay taxes

Hair: long blondish frizz

Eyes: greenish, bluish, brownish, goldish...hazel

Likes: church, my friends, hummus(it tastes great on crackers), my sisters and brother, my parents, chocolate, well written fan fiction, prismacolor pencils(the very best kind of pencil), free time to draw and write whatever I want.

Dislikes:slash, Incest, cottage cheese, cussing.(not a long list, but I cannnot think of any more right now)

I started this account because I have a dual personality, I am usually so serious, quiet and shy in public that my sisters constantly tell me to talk more. However there is another side to me that only my family and consequently you readers occasionally see. This crazy, silly side of my personality only comes out when when my family or someone I love is discouraged and they need someone to make them smile. If there is no one else to do it I step up to the plate and ham it up. It takes a humor emergency to make me act like this, thus I am the emergency ham and the fact that my name is a reference to Danny Phantom, my favorite cartoon, make it even better. When these fits of humor strike me andI need to write them down this is where I will do it.