There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.

A new visitor to Fairy Tail throws Lucy into a chain of events that will force her to grow in order to protect those she cares most about. With the magical world in chaos and dangerous creatures running rampant, she must risk everything to save the only family she has left. Will she ever have a love life at this rate? Pre-CH208. Slow N&L. Lucy-centric. OCs. Action. Hilarity.

A War-Time Christmas Story in a New AU. Detective-Auror Draco Malfoy is forced to spend the holiday with a few Order Members at the Burrow after the Auror Department falls to Death Eaters. It's the time for miracles, so maybe they'll all get along...

How long does it take for two people who are seemingly destined to be together to fall in love? Longer than you may think, as love doesn't erupt from a shock of realization, but grows slowly from a series of moments and a lingering feeling. Spitfire.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Between the Musty Pages of the Storybook We Call Home. Summary: Arthur, a bullied bookworm, and Eames, a bully jock, could not be more different. Yet they find solace in one another and the most unlikely shared love of storybooks. Arthur/Eames

Fact: Covert missions are easily ruined by fan-boys. Rumor: Arrowette, Flash Boy, and Robin have a sordid relationship. Despite being called the wrong names, the Ship Wars have just begun to rage.

Artemis has beautiful hair. No doubt the team has some ways of showing just how much they love it. Can be seen as OT6ish with a little drunk Roy thrown in.

Full out PWP. So if it is...there wouldn't really be a summary now would there? Artemis/Roy. A bit of bondage, dirty talk, and scratching and biting. Apologies for the bad title.

Twenty one year old James Sirius Potter never expected to go back in time to the seventh year of the Marauders. And he certainly never expected to fall in love there. But James doesn't belong, and the fate of Sirius Black has already been written.

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Growing up as a Malfoy was hard for Scorpius. It got even harder when he was sorted into Hufflepuff. When he now starts his sixth year at Hogwarts out of the closet, life will be tougher than ever. Scorpius M./Albus P.

Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.

To remain free of Azkaban Draco is forced to work at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for one year. Doesn't sound too bad at first, but Draco soon realises how hard twelve months in the whirlwind of George Weasley's contrasting emotions truly are… Slash.

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku

This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D

After the death of one of Charlie's dragons Draco thinks he is able to comfort him. Slash, Charlie/Draco

Fred has always kept his mind where it belonged – away from Draco Malfoy. But now Fred is gone and George finds himself unable to resist Malfoy any longer. Slash, Draco/George

This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!

Draco and Harry return to Hogwarts after the war, both struggling with their own issues. Their unlikely friendship blooms into more but is torn apart by circumstances outside their control. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.

James knew Malfoy from school, but he had no idea who he really was until a potions accident brought them together. James/Scorpius, one-shot

Albus Severus Potter is stuck spending his summer with his family, Scorpius Malfoy and a book he's supposed to write in. His family is annoying, Scorpius is hot and the book is NOT a diary. Can he survive? AS/S, complete

DH SPOILERS, including epilogue. Hermione has asked James Potter and Scorpius Malfoy to write about their experiences as young wizards, one from a more relaxed family, one from a very traditional one. This will go well. JPSM slash. Oneshot.

This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!

Sequel to The Code. Draco's part of a team of code breakers, translating messages from Ministry spies overseas because of Death Eater threats. Bill is a contact in France.7th year, not HBP compliant, summary inside

AU, 6th year, like the title says. It's too much for the boyhero. Luckily he's got an archnemises who not only looks like an angel, but will play the part of one as well, just without the toga and with more snark. Not slash, rated for suicidal themes.

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

If your date's stood you up, snog his godfather!