When Jaune's forged transcripts were rejected, his only choices were to return home or stay in Vale. In a random act, Jaune decides to open a massage parlor! He had the training for that! Jaune starts a new chapter while still trying to become a Huntsman, while also making friends with both civilians, Huntsmen, and .. criminals? Life's never been more interesting! Coverart by Kegi!

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Jaune always wanted to be a hero, that's why he enrolled into Beacon hoping it will give him the chance to do so. What he got was a rejection letter for his troubles. Now living in Vale with no direction Jaune asks himself if he will ever have the chance to be what he dreamed to be. Turns out his question was answered with a spider bite.

Yang just wanted to be a better friend to Jaune and help cheer him up, but one thing led to another. That one night together was all it took for them to see a different side of each other. Sides seldom seen... but they're still just friends. Yang is definitely not noticing the dork more and Jaune is certainly not falling for another girl. It's just some clean release. Nothing more.

Yang decides to help Jaune tackle his motion sickness head on and takes him out on an airship joyride. However, when they crash onto an island in the south Mistralian Sea and are left stranded, they'll only have each other to rely on; if they don't kill each other first. Cover by mrk50

Jaune always considered himself a normal guy, if a little weak. Which was unfortunate since no one bothered to tell him that Beacon was full of off-kilter superheroes that were liable to kill him at any moment. Combine that with the fact that he no longer needed to eat or sleep, Jaune only had one question. What the hell went wrong last time around? (Expanded Summary Inside)

Wanda Maximoff has had a tough life living in a country that's constantly going through some kind of crisis, her parents death because of a creation of Tony Stark and almost losing her brother under similar circumstances. While wandering through New York she happens across someone that may be the person she needs in this world... they both just have to get over the age difference.

Jaune gives Yang a massage. Hilarity/drama/romance/thinly veiled polyship subplots ensue, but this time with better writing and less jumping the shark. Emphasis on the drama without crossing the sharkline. There will be plot, character development, blond's with deep-rooted issues, and more story than just some massages and hanky-panky.

"I think it works for you." Weiss looked confused. "Your scar. It works, since y'know, it's proof that you can handle fighting Grimm, and it's kind of a middle finger to your dad."

Crimson Day is here, and one Titan has his heart set on a very peculiar someone; the malfunctioning AI, Failsafe. Problem is, he doesn't know exactly how to explain his feelings to a machine that has some kind of multi-personality disorder. For all the challenges he's faced, this will prove to be the toughest of all. (Just a funny one-shot based on an idea I had.)

A collection of drabbles, prompts and speed prompts based on characters from Overwatch. Mostly trending towards femslash (Widowtracer and Pharmercy), but they could be anything, really.