A series of drabbles and short ficlets. All dramione pairing, ranges from fluffy to angsty.

It had been one night and Draco Malfoy had gone out of his way to make sure she didn't expect it to be any more than that. Still, she probably should have told him about their daughter. DRAMIONE. (Plus drabbles of their child.)

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.

Haruno Sakura used to think the eyes were the windows to the soul, but after witnessing the horrors of the Sharingan firsthand, she's convinced they are the doors. ItaSaku. Nonmass. Rated T (subject to change)

It occurred to Harry that Theo Nott was something of a rarity; a prince among fakes, or a fake among princes. He was definitely also a liar, though Harry didn't know what kind. He figured he was about to find out. Nottpott, modern university AU. COMPLETE.

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

After the war Draco and Hermione were among the few seventh year students to accept McGonagall's invitation to return to Hogwarts. An unexpected bond was formed between former enemies over a few chance collaborations in Potions class and secret nighttime Patronus lessons. Seven years later an inspection visit brings Hermione back to Malfoy Manor and old memories resurface.

AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...

"You want to know why?" he growled, his eyes burning with feeling. She'd almost forgotten how he had this uncanny ability to rest his entire existence in his stare. How powerful it felt, that something so simple as the way someone looked at you could cut you open. D/Hr, one-shot. Complete!

rival assassins AU: they live in a world rife with death and destruction (of which they are often the cause) - is it even possible to feel anything other than the thrill of the kill?

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.

A year after the Battle of Hogwarts everyone decides they'll go out to celebrate. Too much alcohol and an accidental bonding ceremony later and Draco and Hermione need to figure out how to escape a marriage neither wants. Dramione. ONE-SHOT.

Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?

This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

And the heart is hard to translate. NaruSaku!friendship/coworkers; SasuSaku

Blood, guts, and angel cake. — Senshi/Shittenou; AKA the Goddamn Rich People AU.

Emma Swan finds her home and her family, both on and off the ice. Hockey AU with an integrated NHL. Part 1 of the Harder, better, faster, stronger series.

By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.

"Maybe I am up there, but you occupy more important spaces." Post!DH AU; Dramione.

A happy ending, or something like it. — Sasuke/Sakura.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Every time he wanted to apologize, she would reply, "We were too young, we were too selfish and you were too lost." It had taken two words to shatter their bond. But it took many more to heal it. SasuSaku

"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

Sequel to AkashaTheKitty's "Master". 11 years after the war, Hermione is living in London with her son - whom a hooded man takes an interest in. DMHG.

I gaped at him in awe and terror. In one simple act of pure stupidity, James Potter had somehow weaseled his unwelcome buttocks into my life...as my summer date. Blast it all. Summer of love? Ha. Too bad. It's no longer 1967, Potter.

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

The only rule to time travel is that you never get to meet yourself. A hundred thousand years later, Setsuna is still cleaning up Usagi's mess. — Pluto, Saturn.

Or, that time two rich kids tried running away together and accidentally fell in love. — Sasuke/Sakura; 46/5o.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

For some, remembering means running as fast as they can in the other direction. K/V and A/Z. Sequel to The Dinner Hour.

Hermione works at St. Mungos, and the fourth floor has recently made a discovery and inadvertently retrieved her biggest regret-her lost and seemingly Obliviated husband, Draco Malfoy. Draco is forced to return to her, and strange things begin to occur.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

Team Seven and Itachi's ANBU team spend the night at the same Inn. For Sakura, who is the only girl present, things are not looking too pretty. ItachixSaku, Non-mass, One-Shot.

In which Sulu is a total ninja and Jim is… super envious, actually. — Kirk, McCoy, Sulu.

They have no idea what she's doing, the danger she's putting them all in because she's too afraid to fail. But he saved her and that has to mean something.

And maybe she would have a smile for him. — Draco/Hermione.

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.

Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.

Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

The war is over, and they go to Antarctica.

Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.

There's only darkness at the finish. — Draco/Hermione.

An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?

Sometimes, fate presents you with an open door that you've been avoiding all this while. Written for dmhgficexchange LJ community. Post-DH, Epilogue-compliant.

One past night's consequences leads to a complicated and interesting present and future for Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

After a battle Hermione wakes with no memory of who she is. Now she tries to piece her life back together while getting revenge on the people who did this to her, the Order of the Phoenix.

Several years after the War and a court case later, Draco Malfoy has finally come home. DM/HG oneshot, based on the song Coming Home by Dirty Money.

Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.

To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot

Hermione and Draco graduate. They date. They fall in love. They marry. They have a daughter. How bad does it seem? R & R! My summaries suck eggs :P

When she'd agreed to teach the students dance for the next ball, she hadn't known he would interfere. But of course he'd need to show her up. He embarrassed her and she, oddly enough, didn't mind. A sweet, funny oneshot.

The way she hissed "I am going to stab your eye out," did not freak him out. Seriously. — Lucius/Narcissa.

A crippled Malfoy. Barely any better than a muggle - worse! He had magic, certainly, but what was he to do with it when he couldn't even see where his wand was pointing?

Hermione knows a spy's life is never going to be easy, especially when you're framed for a crime you didn't commit. Now, she finds herself on the run with the last person on earth she ever wanted to see again, Draco Malfoy.

SasuSaku- Sasuke is accomplished at everything, or so his daughters think. But Sakura knows better. She knows of one thing in which Sasuke did not succeed in for an extremely long time; Proposing. This is the story of how Sasuke got Sakura to marry him.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Sakura gets a little revenge after Karin steals her boyfriend.

Non-massacre. And the feel of his mouth so dangerously close to hers made her slip her eyes shut and crane her head up the barest bit to only brush and dare to hope…before everything went downhill. —Itachi/Sakura.

AU. In which she just went along with it with a smile on her lips and twinkling jade eyes. In which he just stared blankly forward and wondered what was going on in her head. Birthday!fic for xelektracrystallis

AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.

AU. Of photos and music. She's twirling and he's running. It's Christmas that they always have together. Snow falls, foggy glass, toes are curled into the couch cushions. It's traditional and ongoing. !Secret Santa for seleneswan.

ItaSaku drabble collection, short little oneshots between Itachi and Sakura; the great and powerful Uchiha Itachi is suffering from a bruise? There can only be one reason behind this...

100 themes. "You're all that I have left," he told her desperately. And with tears welling up in her eyes, with hurt flashing on her face, he spoke again, bitterly. "But we're running out of chances." —Draco/Hermione.

The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.

He really should be paying attention to her, but he's distracted. Because, you see, while she's yelling at him, she just so happens to be doing it in her knickers and bra. - How Draco and Hermione celebrate Christmas Eve through the years.

SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.

AU. "Did you know it's rude to stare?" he asked coldly. "Did you know I don't care?" she retorted with a roll of her hazel orbs. He glared, she stared. He smirked, she smiled.

COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.

The look on Sasuke's face when he saw his older brother hugging his pink haired teammate with his lips on the top of her head should've been photographed and framed. ItaSaku Non-mass. A little humor as I do and fluff. One-shot! Enjoy!

Itasaku - "Will there be grandchildren on the way?" "Sakura-san and I are working on that."

Itasaku- "Don't "hn" me on paper! You. Are. Jealous." I am not jealous - merely thinking of the fact you might leave me leave me for those bastards.

Ever since Naruto got a girlfriend he has been constantly trying to hook Sasuke up, much to the annoyance of the Uchiha. However, Naruto soon finds out Sasuke really doesn't need his assistance. SasuSaku and minor NaruHina. Rated T for a reason.

Itachi has been waiting since his twelfth birthday for a specific gift from a specific person...but if the memories of that time are buried, will he be able to get what he wants in the end?

A chance meeting coupled with a series of aggravations... It was just too hot for this. ItaSaku. Non-Mass.

AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.

Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!

AU. She was his angel and he had to save her. One-shot.

Itachi/Sakura. AU. Happiness is difficult to acquire, but it won't run from you. You just have to find it. Of dreams, wishes, and blindingly searching for what's already in front of you.

"Nobody needs anybody, Granger. They just want to the point of pain." One-shot, old! Written eons ago for sandi wandi at the dmhgficexchange. DHr as always.

He had watched her for fourteen years, and as all those years went by he noticed how she broke. He noticed how she broke and wanted to fix her. ItaSaku

AU Slight OOC SasuSaku "I don't want to hurt you." My eyes widened, and I couldn't help but let my tears fall. He saw that I was crying, and he quickly pulled me into his arms. "Just let me go." I said to him. "No. I won't." And I wish he'd say it again.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot

Karin couldn't believe what she was seeing. Sasuke was there, yes, seemingly even more gorgeous, if that was possible, but they had yet to see his face. Why? Because he had it buried in the pink haired girl's neck. SasuSaku.

It was supposed to be my vengence, my path to power. Yet I am sitting here in the hospital, holding her scratched headband in my hand. She's out there, somewhere, in my place with HIM... and it's all my fault. SasuSaku Akatsuki!Sakura COMPLETE!

We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.

SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.

AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

Playing the stealthy ninja and kindly nurse isn’t enough to satisfy any woman. Sakura needed to have a little fun, too. Suggestive.

Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.

When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."

It was after that day that I learned how to shoot a gun. — Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Hinata; NejiTenten.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

SasuSaku Fic- Sakura is away on a mission and Sasuke, highly annoyed with her absence, composes a list of ten reasons why he should leave the pink haired woman. But are they really ten things he dislikes about her or ten things he loves?

Giftfic for Becca. Everyone knows seventh time's the charm. -SasuSaku-

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

A series of vignettes centered on Narcissa Black/Malfoy and Lucius Malfoy and their relationship. Will cover childhood through early marriage.

Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. She couldn’t count the number of times she’d been told she was stupid. But when Itachi calls her stupid, and so close to Christmas, it’s almost unbearable.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.

Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

[SasuSaku] Reunions. Football. Music. Friends. Enemies. Jealousy. Trust. Promises. Dares. Kisses. Tears. Love. So is the way of best friends. [Epilogue Up.]

SasuSaku, NaruKarin. A love triangle of sorts forms in Konoha. Karin is flustered, Sasuke is at fault and Sakura is not subtle.

It doesn't take much, to be a thief. Seven friends, three weeks, and the instances in between.

It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione

Team Seven: broken, lost, divided. But the pieces are still there. Maybe, this time, they can get it right. SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen InoShikaTema

ItaSaku: Itachi is the predator, Sakura is the prey. Lines between good and wrong get blurred beyond believes from time to time until there really is no more seperation between good and wrong, just perspective and opinion.

Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.

Many years into the future, a teenage girl tells Madara why he lost the battle. One shot, implied SasuSaku. Semi-spoilers for some of the most recent chapters.

It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.

CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”

Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.

Draco Malfoy is everything a Malfoy should be, except one thing. Well. Now there are two things. Malfoys never cry. Right? D/Hr. Oneshot. Enjoy.

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

[SasuSaku. for HPBabe91.] In which History repeats itself, and Sakura is amused. If you don't want him, please let me know, because I want him and I want to marry him because of his pretty hair—and because he looks a little like my Kenji doll.

Ten years after canon. When war takes all they have known from them, two people find strength in one another.SasuSaku

The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

There is nothing to fear out of life but the full moon. Werewolf fiction. SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina InoShikaTema

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.

A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.

COMPLETE. Multi awardwinning DracoHermione. PostHogwarts tale of the war with Voldemort and the unexpected contributions of one Draco Malfoy. Drama, War violence, Character death.

So passed Sabriel, the fiftythird Abhorsen.