They say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? This is the Less-Than-Divine Comedy. Jimmy/Edgar.

An alternate life for Squee, a changed yet still homicidal Johnny. Ten years later, Squee is still fixated on the first person who ever showed him kindness. Yes, in that way. Squee/Nny

He'd always figured that his memories were a thing forever beyond his grasp. His wall-monster had consumed them all, leaving nothing but an empty expanse behind. But lately, he's been doubting that's true. On temporary hiatus.

He always thought the world needed a reset button, he just didn't know what that really entailed. When the world collapses, when the tides change, sometimes shifts in power are ineffable. An apocalypse complete with cannibalism and a peculiar love story.

Johnny meets his match. A crazy cannibal psychopath whos insanity rivals his own. Will they be friends or will it end in the bloody deathmatch that will end up on the 5 o'clock news? Trust me, it's rated M for a reason. Finished! Bonus chapter now up too!

A newcomer into Johnny's life brings some secrets of his past...