Velhelminahide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Once upon a time, there was a goldfish. It lived alone. THE END. Want to know something about me? I'm an ordinary college student day and night, some kind of a permanently exhausted pidgeon. Just your average person who loved cheese, cupcakes, croquettes, and chocolate. Enjoy living and do what you want! All I have to say is stay true to your desire! Do not ask me to treat anything seriously, my life is a joke. Free hugs, anyone? See you next time! |
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Fragments of Chaldea by GhostXavier reviews
Between singularities, there was plenty of downtime for the last bastion of humanity. Despite an uncertain future, they formed a semblance of a new life within Chaldea, their home of precious memories. Here they were a family... an unusual, hectic, and often imperfect one... but that's what made them perfect. [Slice of Life] [Short Story Cycle (Interconnected One Shots)]
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 106 - Words: 1,216,209 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 6/22/2016
Even an Omake, Should it Please You by DezoPenguin reviews
Because obviously nothing so blatantly screams "humor fic collection" than the struggle of an undying hunter against blood-crazed beasts, lunatics craving the Eldritch Truth, and abominations from beyond the waking world, right? Right?
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 28,944 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 2/17/2016 - The Hunter, Plain Doll - Complete
His Living Doll by PhantomGypsy13 reviews
After the failed attempt of bringing reanimated corpses back to life on the Campania, Undertaker has been longing to make another beautiful stitched-up creation. When a body of an unclaimed girl falls into his possession, he decides that she is his next experiment. The result? Say hello to Annabeth Phoenix.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,814 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 4/19/2016 - Sebastian M., Undertaker, William S., OC - Complete
Samsara: Mai's Long Day by Loopy777 reviews
Every day Mai wakes up, and it's the Day of Black Sun. A Maiko riff on "Groundhog Day." Written for Maiko Week 2017.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,747 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2017 - Published: 5/13/2017 - [Mai, Zuko] Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Not the intended use by Zantetsuken Reverse reviews
After the events of DoS, Soma has returned to normal life. Well, as normal as you can get when abusing your freaky magic powers for the most mundane tasks. Since when is magic only useful in evil cursed castles? These souls don't come with a warning label... On Hiatus, be back later.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,343 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Julius B., Leon B., Mina H., Soma C.
Their Guiding Light - Excalibur Edition by GhostXavier reviews
[ Fragments of Chaldea Supplement I ] [Remastered 23 AUG 2018] Sometimes the past comes back to haunt you in a way one could never imagine. For King Arturia and her knights, they had the misfortune of living that nightmare as they find themselves at the gates of a very different Camelot.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 205,054 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Arturia Pendragon, Bedivere, Mordred, Mashu/Shielder - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
Moon is a busy kid. She has pokemon to groom, mattresses to test- Why in the world does her mom want her to learn Alolan? It's be useless to waste time learning it for a Kanto girl like her... right? In which Moon practices some skills and neglects others. Pokemon Sun and Moon Fic
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Moon - Complete
Go by Unformal Sorrelle reviews
Marik's been dragged into the new app that everyone's been playing. He doesn't understand how this had become more popular than proper Duel Monster's overnight but ok, he'll give it a try. Why not become a Pokemon Master? Now if only he or Bakura actually knew what they were doing... (Pokemon Go fic)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Marik I., Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,388 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
The Way of the Log by dunuelos reviews
Harken on to the word of the Log. An attempt at a humorous look at the reverence all real Leaf Ninja hold for the Log. Suggestions for additions requested.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,827 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Harry Potter und die Zwei Gelben Goldfische
Eingeklemmt zwischen einem Märchen von Licht und Dunkelheit, sollte Harry Potter nicht den leichten Ausweg nehmen. Was ist der Sinn des Lebens? Woher kommen wir? Wohin gehen wir? Warum sind wir hier auf Erden?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Laus Saint Julius reviews
A.K.A how Harry was adopted and raised by a squib, and take the Wizarding World by storm. Follow his story as he entered Hogwarts as one Henry Julius Prewett, the power of smiles shall prevail! The fun has just started!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.