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Adventure to the Hetalia World! by LHPride reviews
It's all fun & games until you're zapped, or electrocuted in my case, into an anime TV show! Teleporting into a regular show is weird but teleporting into Hetalia is weirder and troubling with all the countries I keep running into and the messes I get myself in. {Bad summary & this is my first story. That I am in the current process of editing. Enjoy! Rated T For Language! :D}
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,395 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 8/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, China, Canada, Spain
The Time Traveler and The Gamer by Sneky reviews
Little one shots based around D. Va and Tracer, romantic or otherwise. Other characters are thrown into the mix. Chapters may not be in chronological order or the in same setting.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 8/5/2016 - [Lena O./Tracer, Hana Song/D. Va] Angela Z./Mercy, Reinhardt W.
Four crazy girls in Kuroshitsuji Bad idea by Hyasinth reviews
Four friends who are all obsessed with Kuroshitsuji end up in kuroshitsuji when two of them fall off of a roof. My sympathy goes out to the Kuroshitsuji characters who end up with them.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,461 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 11/11/2012
Poor Choices by TheSunsetAce reviews
Meet Jacky Grey: a cinnamon loving, scheming, snarky, and somewhat oblivious twenty something with absolutely terrible luck. Add a crashed car, a huge amount of debt and a group of attractive men claiming to be Countries into the mix, and Jacky's life gets a whole new twist. Whether she wants it or not. OC x ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,880 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Germany, America
A Matter of Course by cultureandseptember reviews
What do you treasure most? OC. (Slow-building, different, serious take on the "globe-fic" trope. Historical.) Sequel to "A Matter of Time." [Cover image by Creativay.] Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,548 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 7/7/2013 - England/Britain, America, Norway, OC - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by cultureandseptember reviews
A series of drabbles and one-shots from the "A Matter of" series. Possible romance in some entries; others are pure history. Exploring the possibilities inside and outside of canon. [OC, historically-accurate].
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 3/2/2015
A Nyotalian War (please read the last page) by RicochetValet reviews
An intergalactic war is raging on in the Nyotalian Universe and it won't be long before a country finally falls. Scientists have finally finished the prototype to a multi-dimensional teleportation device that will allow the girls to go out and find allies, but what happens when they end up in the Hetalia universe and are being hunted by the very things that destroyed their world?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 94,061 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Complete
No Bones About It by WickedScribbles reviews
Nineteen-year-old Frisk has led a happy, safe life after breaking the Seal that has hindered the Underground for so many years. But now, she faces a new struggle...a crush. And she has no idea how to go about dealing with it. (Sans/Frisk. Fluffy, sexy, with some occasional plot sprinkles thrown in. Hope you enjoy!)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,141 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Frisk, Sans
I'm Not England by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
When Arthur Kirkland wins a contest and the prizes are some Hetalia units he is not happy. To make things worse the Hetalia units seem to think he's England... Based off of Lollidictator's Manual Series, has Human England/Arthur and yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,326 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 6/29/2011 - [England/Britain, Prussia]
Growing Pains by ShinyDonger reviews
Frisk had lived on her own for nine years after releasing all the monsters from the Underworld, but now that she's grown and, for the most part, mature, she's decided to move back in with her Momster, Asriel, and Asgore, but things turns spicy when Sans finally reaches monster puberty.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Frisk, Sans
Dreamtale by WolfskyeFever reviews
A girl experiences the adventures of Undertale through oddly realistic dreams. In her dreams, the characters act strange and seem reluctant to interact with her, despite her neutral status. Things get even weirder when she starts hearing a strange voice in her head that carries over into real life. These can't be ordinary dreams, right? Will anyone explain to her what's going on?
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/25/2015 - OC, Sans, Chara
Don't Go in the Basement by MightySwordPen reviews
In the basement of every Countries home lives a secret that no one dares to talk about...until now. 2P!Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 4/29/2012 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations
In the Midst by Starr E. Knites reviews
Chiara and Isabell don't always see eye to eye and this time is no different. After an argument between the two, Chiara left her friend's "new" house and traveled down memory lane. Waking up in a strange, yet familiar world may have faltered her confident and stubborn nature, but it hasn't crushed her determined Italian spirit. Though, the New World could change that. AztecChiara
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, OC] Spain, Mexico - Complete
Draw a Circle by Starbright91 reviews
Luciana Montgomery thought that it was just a joke her friend did. She didn't know that the e-mail would actually give her Hetalia units. Now it seems she'll be stuck with them. She only hopes her and her family's sanity would last. Will it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,617 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 4/12/2012 - N. Italy, America, Russia
Why Not? by EliteKessu reviews
So I am back and not really ready to face the world. Going to college, taking care of my baby sister, AND Hetalia Units? Then there are some of the other little things that will continue to irk me. Man, what did I get myself into? I just hope I can survive. A Hetalia Unit and Manual story plus the sequel to Why Me?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,807 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - England/Britain, America, Russia, South Korea
The Fandom by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: there is some universe out there where Hetalia is real. Said universe is in trouble and the heroes who have to save it are a rabid fangirl and a homophobic jerk. Yeah, we're screwed. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 208,836 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Liechtenstein, Spain, Seychelles, OC - Complete
FNaF BOYFRIEND SCENARIOS by TheWaffleLabratory reviews
If you were to date a Fnaf character
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,772 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Kidnapped by Straight Men by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
The Hetalia boys have kidnapped the girl of their dreams in hopes of wooing and marrying her. Too bad this "lucky" girl is a lesbian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,390 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [OC, Belarus] China
FNAF: A Child's Happiness by ScreamoDreamo reviews
A Story of a little girl who loves robots, a bit too much for her own good.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Hetalia Units, huh? What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by Linkforever125 reviews
When I found out about Hetalia Units, I was hesitant to get them. But the thought of having a chibi or life sized version of my favorite anime characters? Now I HAD to get them. But I never knew how much of a hassle they could be until I got my first Unit- Chibi Canada. Now, instead of dying of cuteness, I'm dying of insanity. Based on 0ptimuspenguin's manual fics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,291 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 7/9/2012 - America, Russia, Canada, South Korea - Complete
Diner Encounter by cultureandseptember reviews
Michelle Daniels is grading papers at a Brooklyn diner, waiting for New York to show up. Bucky Barnes isn't the type to let a woman eat dinner alone. (A Matter of Time/Captain America Crossover). Originally posted on Tumblr.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Complete
The Secret Behind Those Eyes by InuyashaMoonlight634 reviews
It was just another day for me, just your regular otaku girl who just happened to get zapped into the world of Hetalia. It was bad enough that I was mistaken for a normal human or country,but now I find out the longer I'm here, the more secrets about my past are uncovered. But the biggest secret I find out is this:I'M NOT ACTUALLY HUMAN AT ALL! Will i stay here or leave for good?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,061 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 7/7/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia, OC
Snow White and Rose Red by InuyashaMoonlight634 reviews
Just what is so special about two girls that are captured on one of the most dangerous pirate ships? Maybe an old legend might help them understand their past and allow them to fully understand the choices that they will all have to make in the end...- *Based off rpgame with friend& The First Story in a saga series...*(A Pir!England&Pir!Prussia story with the OC'S Riku&Olivia.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,889 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 5/2/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia, OC
In Agony, to the Earth by cultureandseptember reviews
Freedom. It was something that all of the Nations in that Mansion craved. (A two-shot series based on HetaOni. No pairings.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 11/9/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Love Is A Mental Disorder by Ash04123 reviews
[2p!Verse] The man placed both of his hands on the boy's shoulders and forced a smile to his face. "You're not in a normal family." [2P: Second Player] [2p FACE] Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - America, England/Britain, Parallel Nations
Two Universes Collapse by NinjaFlautist reviews
Fem Norway and Fem China try to create a portal between the two countries but their portal accidently sent them to their gender bender alternate universe (Hetalia World). As confusion between the countries of who is who rises, the walls of space and time are starting to rip apart, and then the rest of the universes along with these two could die away into the Void.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014
A Nation and His Cat by Jet Set Radio Yoyo reviews
When Kyo gets stuck in his cat form and gets hurt he was not expecting to be saved by a blond man with a British accent and huge eyebrows. He was also not expecting to become the man's new pet cat…. EnglandXKyo Yaoi
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,284 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - [Kyo S., England/Britain]
From The China Cabinet (Pewdiepie Fic) by haiitspocky13 reviews
Pewdiepie and his bros discover Sven and his little statue friend while trying to fight the barrels. The barrels are up to something and the bros want to get to the bottom of it. The little statue gets dragged along and all the Amnesia madness begins. StephanoxOC, PiggehxMr.Chair and PewdipiexCutiepie. STORY IS BETTER THAN SUMMARY!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,949 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013
Tour Group 5947 by cultureandseptember reviews
It's simply called "the Ride." When technical difficulties create a problem that no one ever expected, Charlotte Kitchener's left to figure out how to keep her tourists alive and keep herself alive in the process. (Historically-accurate. Human OC).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - America, Prussia, OC
Ten Things by cultureandseptember reviews
Ten random stories and facts about the personifications of the United (and sometimes quarrelsome) States.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - America, OC
Manual in the Making by iTorchic reviews
"What I didn't know was how my so called 'weirdness' could get even more corrupted with the odd insanity that would park itself on my doorstep one fateful day after arriving home from school in the middle of February."Rated T. Based off of Lolli's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Germany - Complete
Hetalia meets the Nyotalia by kitty280997 reviews
What would happened if a magic mirror in England's house pulls the Nyotalians in to meet the Hetalians...hmmm...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013
Round and Round by Tanglepelt reviews
College student Rue Hunter thought she had enough on her plate: papers, a roommate from hell, you name it. Add five guys who pop out from a statue to the mix, claiming to be the personifications of various nations, and she's got trouble. -Globe fic-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Lithuania
Brave New World by Jennisms reviews
-Sequel story to Perchance to Dream- Skylar Smith was visiting New York when she ran into a young man who calls himself 'Italy'. She didn't believe him, at first, but between helping Italy find his way home and running from a group of psychopaths, it's getting harder and harder to tell herself: Hetalia isn't real... is it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - OC, N. Italy, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Perchance To Dream by Jennisms reviews
England has been having strange and terrifying dreams lately, dreams that vanish like smoke with the dawn. What he doesn't realize are these nightmares are far more then they seem. These dreams not only threaten him but the other countries as well. Will the nations realize the threat before it's too late?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - England/Britain, America, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Little Tooth by invatercat reviews
Baby Tooth gets transformed into a human child and, failing to contact the guardians, is taken to Little Apple Orphanage. However, this place is deadly to all children kept inside, and Baby Tooth finds herself tangled within it's bloody truth. It's her turn to be something of a guardian, but the children she's meant to "protect" are already dead and gone.Well, all except for one...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,399 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie, Baby Tooth - Complete
Es Apmaldijos by Angelic Fluffle reviews
"I want to go home. I want to be back with my friends and family. I don't want to be stuck in some immortal teenager's body!" A realistic look at an OC dropped into Hetalia. Because it isn't wonderful. It isn't all fun and games. It's suspicion and black magic. It's abuse and homesickness. Because you cannot forget. You can never forget. They are not human. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Latvia, OC
Two Inches Tall by Kat The Maniac reviews
Okay, so I spent 12 bucks on two little Hetalia figurines. Pretty cheap right? Yeah. Turns out they're alive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Russia, OC
A Little Hetalia Adventure by AntisocialAnimeFreak reviews
Let this story take you on a short adventure. Imagine you have gone for a walk but it starts to rain. You end up at Germany's house, but what next? Make a choice and go to the chapter for that choice to find out where you will end up. The length of your story depends on the choices you make. Most chapters are only very short. Be prepared to be changing between chapters randomly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Complete
F& it all! by Nitedream reviews
A Hetalia Unit story based loosely on LolliDictator's manuals...yeah. Rated M for yaoi. Like, the OC having 'private time' with one of the units.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,720 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - England/Britain, Russia
You Must Hurt Before you are Comforted by Dreampainter97 reviews
After a long, hard life, Victorea finds herself in a new place surrounded by new people, but her past still haunts her. Will she ever be comforted by these wacky yet friendly people? Many of your favorite Hetalia characters, including an OC, all in one story (as if that hasn't happened before).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Sealand
On My Doorstep by Masaki-Hanabusa reviews
By surfing the internet, Alice accidently stumbles across Heta-Fantasies, a website that sells life-sized Hetalia dolls. Or at least, that's what she thinks they sell until a walking, talking Prussia unit is delivered to her doorstep. A Hetalia Unit story. Mulitple units, OCs. Please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,440 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Prussia, OC
A Fight for Freedom by speechlessbrowneyes213
A history project turns into a trip to the past for three teens who travel back to America's beginning. Who else does Annabelle (OC) find but Alfred Jones. Revolutionary War!Alfred x OC. Chapter 3 is Hetalia related, 2 and 4 are not, but you should read it anyway. Do it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,769 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2014 - America, OC
The Day I Rued My Existence by Ten Reasons For Nothing reviews
(Another, darker, take at the 'OC in the Hetalia world') Fate is a four letter word. You cannot choose it; it had been laid out at your feet, from your very first breath, woven through the threads of time until your very last breath. To the young and old; to the rich and poor. The question is not what is your fate... the question is, are you willing to accept it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2014 - OC
The Fanboy by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
My sister is the one who liked Hetalia, not me. So why was I stuck in a world where all these crazy sex-driven perverts claimed to be countries? Why is it that the one guy meant to help me on my stupid quest is an obnoxious idiot? Did I also forget to mention that I'm in a girl's body? With boobs? I hate my life. –Satire look on APH fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 188,752 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - America, Russia, Belarus, OC - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
New Divide by Moonlightpheonix-xX reviews
We just want to live our lives in our OWN dimensions! Is that too much to ask? To whoever sent us here: Bitch, you're gonna' pay! Collab with me and Dronedude. Rated M for blood, language, torture and adult/sexual themes and some stuff that isn't just themes.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 180,341 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012
Hetalia units- Best(or worst) gift ever by Hyasinth reviews
For a young hetalian's birthday, her friend decides to get her some Hetalia units. It seems fun at first. At first.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012
Hetalia and Their Units by scottishdraka reviews
Before the crates arrived none of the countries (except Japan) had ever heard of a fangirl. Now there are teenage girls (and two boys) all over the place! How will the countries handle this and will they even be able to handle taking care of these kids? Additional plot ideas are welcome. No more OCs please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,040 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
The Summer everyone treasured and never forgot by Midnightestrella reviews
Two tomboys who dress and act like boys meet the characters of Hetalia on Space Book. Not knowing that they would be best buds with a LOT of guys and having the best summer of their lives. They start having a bit feelings of being a family.. until Summer ends. Fernanda (Fernando) and Bernardette (Bernardo) Rodriguez are determined to have the best memories together. NO MORE OCS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013
The Better Mask by PotatoCactus reviews
England should never mess with magic, that is a fact all know. Except England himself but he can hardly be called sane with all the unicorn seeing and scone eating he does. Without supervision, he accidentally triggers a lot more than he bargained for; new friendships, healed scars, along with new tensions, secrets and unveiling a past that might just create a war... or two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,406 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - England/Britain, Russia, Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
A Slice of Bittersweet Life by MiracleHeart reviews
After a series of tragedies in her life, Nana Yukibara was about to lose hope in her future, until a strange mailman comes knocking at her door. Hetalia Manuals from LolliDictator/0ptimuspenguin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 153,609 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Italy's Daughter by Littlecosma001 reviews
Italy found out he has a daughter and she will be his capital. The only problem is that she looks exactly like her father. She will have to deal with being mistaken as her father for a while until everyone can tell them apart. Overprotective Italy, and an unexpected romance with an unexpected nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,616 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
To See The World: Cathy's Story by CelticGirl7 reviews
Looking back at the time when I woke up to see the Axis Powers staring at me, I probably shouldn't have freaked out and thrown the computer mouse at Germany's head. Definitely not the best way to introduce yourself... "GAH! STRANGER DANGER!" [Chpt 11: While one person leaves, another, more malicious one, enters the picture.] *1st Bracelet Fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan
Why Me? by EliteKessu reviews
It's the beginning of summer and my mom leaves for a movie making job. One too many random clicks I get something odd and very surprising. Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 132,026 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Eye's Of The Wolf by We Are Hetalians reviews
When trying to curse France, England's spell goes terribly wrong. Accidently casting the spell on more than just one of the countries, he puts the whole weight on the shoulders on an unsuspecting fan. Rated T for language, only my second FanFic, hope you enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013
A Matter of Time by cultureandseptember reviews
The threads will unravel. (Slow-building, serious take on the "OC dropped into Hetalia" trope. Historical. No pairings.) [Credit to Creativay for cover art.] Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,682 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - England/Britain, America, Egypt, OC - Complete
Units and Manuals by Mariquita-Gatanegra reviews
When Shelby accidentaly clicks a popup, a whole new life waits for her everyday on her front porch. Can she survive the randomness of her new units and her crazy friends and brother? Read and review to find out! Rated T formy own reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,589 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
My Name Is by AngelsRaven reviews
PewDiePie falls asleep after a hard day of making videos...and wakes up in Amnesia!Along the way, he meets some familiar faces... but something's not right!Will he be able to help his friends when they don't know something's wrong?And who is this girl they keep running into?How does she tie into this? "Listen, I don't know you, and I never have. Stop acting like you know me!" (R&R)
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012
LUDWIG KALTHERZIEG: User Manual and Guide by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a LUDWIG KALTHERZIEG manual! To make sure that you do not suffer from any pain or ruined reputation, we included this manual just for you...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
Doppleganger by katnjax reviews
It is said that when you meet your Doppleganger misfortune is guaranteed to follow. Even death. A 2p! vs 1p! Hetalia story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,266 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - England/Britain
I Ordered Russia Online I Didn't Get Him by JoyHeart reviews
I didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,254 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Prussia, Russia
I'm in Hell, I have to be by ArthurKirkland235 reviews
Arthur was having a NORMAL day, at a NORMAL meeting, and he laid his head down for a NORMAL nap. However, for some reason his life is about to change, it won't be so 'normal' after this. . . .( 2P!Hetalia, blood, gore, all of that and probably more later on. )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013
Having Hetalians by We Are Hetalians reviews
Melody Summer is your typical 17 year old Anime fan, with loyal friends and the occasional bullies. See what happens when she orders Hetalia units by accident *Cough Cough*. Housing all of them is pretty easy, but keeping them happy...is a different matter. Not accepting any OC's Rated T for language, Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
Forever The Hero by tealgirl713 reviews
Even after Olivia stopped believing in Hetalia, it never truly left her and her friends alone. One day, they unknowingly meet America himself, who just wants to be the hero for once in his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,453 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America - Complete
You did WHAT? by mmkbtk reviews
Hi. I'm Maddie. In this fic, my friends and I get thrown into the world of Hetalia. We have to not only deal with that, but as we just graduated from high school a month and a half ago, we are all dealing with college and other problems. Not a very good description. MY FIRST FANFIC GO EASY ON ME! Rated T because I'm paranoid. Co-written by ElizabetaHedervary and SophiaWood99.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013
Hyperthymesia by Neru Neko Chan reviews
When magic suddenly fills the realm of Amnesia through unknown causes, everything finds themselves to be humanized, including Stephano, Mr. Piggeh, Mr. Chair... And the barrels. Calling upon Felix was probably not their best choice, but the threat is rising and they need to put a stop to it. Through lies, trust, deceit, and sacrifice, they will stop at nothing to save PewDiePie.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013
A special brand of crack by ChibiSoulReader reviews
Hetalia, probably like you've seen it before...no probably better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012
If My Sister Were Here by Whitlinger reviews
What do you do when you meet a bunch of Hetalia characters at your new school and they won't admit who they are? You follow them, infiltrate their home and eavesdrop on their conversations, of course. Only what I found out was slightly different from what I expected. A world apocalypse doesn't come along everyday, does it? An OC experiment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012
Gold Rush, Hetalia Style! by Ali-Kun reviews
Ever wonder what the Gold Rush was like in Hetalia? Well, now's your chance to find out! I'm not sure if this is historically correct, so don't come in here if you want to do a report on the Gold Rush or something. Probably one of my few non-T rated stories... Features OC California, and some other OC states included. R&R Tell me if y'all want more state stories, I enjoy them. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - America - Complete
333 Ways Or More To Get Kick Out Of World Meetings by Conrad1998 reviews
Based on the many '33 way to get kick out of..' have a laugh, joke and join in, bring in your own ideas all credit goes to you, and please my numbers on here don't work, sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012
Not Another Manual Fanfic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
One day, a grandmother takes in two of her orphaned grandchildren into a manor of their dreams and orders a present online to aid her youngest grandson into his career as a historian. Only problem? She ordered the infamous Hetalia units. Thanks, grandma. Your gift will not be in vain! Crack is rampant here, which means someone has to get rid of Canada...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,849 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010
Deadly Dreams by Conrad1998 reviews
We don't know meaning of sanity nor insanity however PewDiePie and the gang soon learn the meaning inside Amnesia with there new friend Axlisa who also got dragged down inside the place, they all agreed of escaping together but will they? and what? Axlisa what? StephanoxOC PiggehxOC
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,358 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012
2P Hetalia Stereotypes song by Yume Disney reviews
The first players of Hetalia have heard and reacted their own ways to the "Stereotypes Song", some handling it better than others. So when America sends the song to their second players, without the other countries consent, how will their other selves take it? Rated T for the language not only from the song, but, well... this is a 2P story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/11/2013 - America, N. Italy - Complete
The stereotypes song by AnotherGenericNerd reviews
The stereotypes song, and hetalia character's reaction to it. XD My characters singing the song, and then getting a lot of threats after, but shamelessly edited out. LISTEN TO THE STEREOTYPES SONG WHILE READING! SERIOUSLY DO IT. /watch?v bZOOm7Ndtqo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
Stupid Cheap Knockoff Toy! by Tailsdoll123 reviews
Just because I have a phobia of going outside doesn't mean that I have to take care of eight self-proclaimed immature countries. Besides, I have better things to do-Like sort out a zombie invasion! It's real, I tell you! RESULTS ARE UP!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,283 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Song of the Siren and Mermaid by Heavenly Penelope reviews
She never thought that her life would change very much. She would live, a few interesting, but minor bumps along the way. But that thought changed, All by one simple click. Now she's on the ride of a lifetime. Units Fic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012
Edna & Harvey: Murderer by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
After escaping the clutches of Dr. Marcel, Edna decides to have a little one-on-one with her childhood toy.
Edna & Harvey - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Dr. H. Marcel, Edna K., Harvey - Complete
Hetalia Crack Dream's! by Mistress Duck reviews
Just some fun at 2:37 in the morning. I got bored so have fun reading!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
2p Revolution by Noise-Canceled reviews
Just what I think is the 2p Hetalia version of the Revolution. No romance, no blood, but some headcanons included.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
World History 101 by imagination junkie reviews
It's my final year of college and I have to take what I've been dreading most: my 6 humanities credits. So I signed up for a world history class. For help a shady bookseller sold me a little globe that's supposed to make history "come alive". Too bad I didn't know he meant it literally. OCxVarious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,507 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012
Change by vitruvian-woman reviews
Matthew looks at a painting in his parent's bedroom. And he falls into another world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Oh Hey Look A HETALIA CRACK STORY by ZheAwezomeMe reviews
This is random hetalia crack! IT IS FUNNY, SO OTHERS SAY... UM.. THERE IS HetaliaxReader in here... its was RANDOM DONT JUDGE MEH! warning... A LOT of humping
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2012
MailOrder Roommates by The-Charcoal-Alchemist reviews
Yes, another 'Hetalia manual' fanfic. I have jumped on the bandwagon. How is one college student going to handle the chaos one little pop-up offer can bring?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010
Stop! Don't touch me there by ChibiSoulReader reviews
Just a list of 50 things hetalia characters are not allowed to do for there will be severe punishment crack-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012
Why Not? by GilbirdAttack reviews
Nicole Frey is a depressed teen who was about to pull the trigger. That was before she signed the delivery sheet. Hetalia Manuals mainly based on est. 1995/LolliDictator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012
Autumn! What the hell did you do! by evemiliana reviews
When my sister accidentally clicked something for Hetalia units, my not so normal life changed forever. Based on Lollidictator's manualfics. This is rated for my and others horrible potty mouth. and for yaoi. and yaoi obsessions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011
Reality is Less Sweet than Fiction by Lilypad the Fourth reviews
The Unit companies are at it again, sending out units to history-wise young girls and boys across the country. Frankly, I wish they'd skipped me, because then my life would be slightly easier. But there's something up with FMB Corp and the units... Manual Fic. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - England/Britain
Hetacrack by awesome scones reviews
Hetalia crack. May make you qestion sanity. Just a bunch of random junk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012
Voices of the World by AngelicTrinity reviews
Kristy's been hearing voices for a while, something that she finds comforting in the months following that horrific day. Too bad everyone around her thinks she's insane and the voices happen to be really handsome guys who say they are countries. Globe fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,914 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011
What the Meow? by Stitches on a Zeppelin reviews
Most of the personified countries have been subjected to another one of England's crazy spells! Now, they're stuck in our world, as cats! But then again, when they're picked up by a black haired boy, they might have a better chance of survival!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Canada
hetalia songs by Chujitsuna hana reviews
i add hetalia to random songs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - America
Hetalia's own truth or dare! by CaptinJackOff reviews
Ohoho! Hetalia truth or dare, things are bound to go wrong. Seme!Germany, Uke!Russia. Many other couples! It's kinda crack. I'm the host Captin . Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Germany, Russia
Crack Libs by GilFic reviews
A collection of Hetalia mad libs that shouldn't exist. Read at your own risk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012
Reason's why by SheenasTears reviews
An imitation made for a ELA class project based off of the 2 sentence paragraph in MLK's Letter From a Birmingham Jail. Instead of talking about slavery we talk about Hetalia. Warning:Lots of "when you"'s, crackness, and many MANY Hetalia references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Hetalian Horror Story by vitruvian-woman reviews
Best friends Caroline and Lidy decide to read a terrible Hetalia fanfiction and get more than they bargained for. The characters come to life. And... they want to kill the girls.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Russia - Complete
The New Girl by TheSelfCriticalAuthor reviews
America's curiosity created yet another problem. Confused -hiding more secrets than you know- Julie is holding onto a mask, which is partially tattooed to her face. Is it really that easy to escape from these subconsciously possessive, yet kind countries?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,054 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - England/Britain, Russia
Guess How Old I Am by RandomFangirl111 reviews
WTF! I'm your average otaku but I never go after huge merchandise like this! And I thought Lollidictator made these units up! Now I'm stuck with these things and I can't return them and furthermost LOOK AT MY AGE! Rated T for excessive cussing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
PSHHT! WHO NEEDS MANUALS! by burgersANDscones reviews
Based off of lollidictators manual fics. please R&R : T for cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hetalia 2: Return of the Jedi by BelliGium reviews
Canada's heroic tales. Only read if you like crack stories, seriously, bro.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Canada - Complete
ELIZAVETA HEDERVARY: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own ELIZAVETA HEDERVARY Unit. We, the makers, have written this manual so that you, the owner, may avoid near fatal encounters with frying pans...LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hungary - Complete
NATALYA ARLOVSKAYA: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own NATALYA ARLOVSKAYA Unit. We have written this manual for you, the owner, to ensure that you will be able to avoid painful brushes with death...LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Belarus - Complete
RODERICH EDELSTEIN: User Guide and Manual by Vanechka reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own RODERICH EDELSTEIN Unit. This manual was written in order to allow you, the owner, to unlock your unit's full potentials... LolliDictator style
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Austria - Complete
Norm's Revenge by S.I.N Fan Girl reviews
Canada has had it "too good for too long"
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Norm the Genie, Canada - Complete
GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY SPARKLE PARTEH by Mimi the deer reviews
MY FIRST HETALIA FIC. Isnt it pretty . What happens when Russia wants revenge agaisnt America? CRACK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Globe by AnimeChick24 reviews
Based of Atama Ga Kuru Teru's World is Ours. Rini is a weird girl who has an even wierder cousin who just gave her a globe. Then, the "countries" come and help her. Oh joy. Sorry for the sucky summary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2011
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
I'm Not A Girl! by Rikkamaru reviews
So...Yeah. I'm being forced to take care of psychopaths because I was stupid enough to sign my life away. Now one thinks I'm a girl and is hitting on me, the other can be a brat, and I think I'm out of Advil. Based off of LolliDictator's manual stories.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - China, America
Hetalia 2012 by lilsandstorm reviews
Oh No! The world is ending in 2012! What are the nations going to do! Crack. Please don't take this seriously.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Hetalia Fanfiction Meme by Amanda del Brot reviews
Get ready for some serious crack, folks!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Why Italy doesn't like Cupcakes by lilsandstorm reviews
Another Hetalia crack story. Why Italy doesn't like Cupcakes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - N. Italy, Japan - Complete
Dang These Manuals! by Dogsrule reviews
Here's another one! But is a dogsrule version! Based off of LolliDictator's Hetalia manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
101 Rules for Hetalians Attending World Meetings by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Hetalia High by MySpecialDream reviews
This story is crack infested and somewhat perverted. Follow, Meagan and Amanda through the odd classes of Hetalia High! And that's the discription, tah-da! Jk, more info in chapter one. Rated T for pervertedness and cussing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011
It is Very Cold, Da? by JoyHeart reviews
One-shot: It is a cold night in Soviet Russia and the Baltics are getting ready to sleep in their nice warm bed. And then Russia decided he wants in too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Why Do My Clouds Look Like Genitalia? by disableaccount reviews
A series of drabbles that detail the Hetalia casts' parenting abilities at… well, not their proudest moments. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - France
Hetalia facebook crack by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
the magical adventures of me and my magical friends on our magical hetalia facebook accounts. Pure crack. Rated M for our dirty minds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2010
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a VASH ZWINGLI unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with your new buy, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Zombietalia! by Cerberusia reviews
For the comment fic prompt 'Hetalia, Switzerland/author's choice, Cure the infection, one bullet at a time'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Hetalia Clue by Emilie Austen Winchester reviews
Crack!play for my Theater Arts class. America is dead, and the nations bicker among themselves to try and figure out who it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Canada
The Hetalia Guide and Maintenance Manual by Mytho Del Rosa reviews
The latest in recent technology! A Cracked guide on how to maintain and nurture the cast of Axis Powers Hetalia. Pure crack...OTL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Bird is the Word by lady of love reviews
Crack!fic inspired by watching Family Guy late at night while on the Hetalia LJ comm. You have been warned. Song fic... sort of. AmericaXtheWorld... sort of. Like I said: CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - America - Complete
80 Things Voldermort Is Forbidden To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
And by popular demand.....I bring you, 80 Things Voldy Is Forbidden To Do! Goes hand in hand with '80 Things Harry Is Not Allowed To Do'. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete