Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!

Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)

7th year. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are chosen to be this year's heads. But somehow, they got themselves play truth or dare with the prefects. And eventually, Hermione had to kiss a certain Draco Malfoy. Would a kiss still be that simple touch?

When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

Obligado a ocultarse de los mortífagos, Draco es enviado a casa de Hermione como indeseado regalo de Navidad. ¿El orgullo de los Malfoy, conviviendo durante veinte días con una manada de muggles ebrios de espíritu navideño y una Gryffindor hostil? DMHG

It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.

Post-Hogwarts. Not Deathly Hallows compliant. Draco and Hermione work side by side in St. Mungo's. Lots of pure Draco/Hermione banter. Draco/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Luna/Blaise, and who knows maybe more.....

One fateful morning, Hermione Granger finds out she is adopted. The result is a whirlwind of events, an introduction into a sparkling pureblood society, and the discovery of a family and a friendship she never though she'd have. Post OoTP. HG/DM. Complete

Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.

"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."

Hermione es secuestrada por su enemigo durante una fiesta, ¿que pasará durante el tiempo que estarán juntos? DHr. La misma autora de Cambiando el Pasado, La revolución de las bestias y Rojo & Negro.

"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"

Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?

Draco is trapped in a tower and the only one who can get him out is Hermione, the only member of the Order to have been rock climbing. Despite her protests that she's terrified of heights, she climbs up after him – he better appreciate it. HIATUS for now

Hermione learns the hard way that alcohol is a horrible coping mechanism when she wakes up in none other than Draco Malfoy's house after a night of drinking. Now she's stuck on his private island and has to figure out a way home - and how she got there.

Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.

It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.

The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?

Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Ten-Ten are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the Kings of Konoha High keep their titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continuation of Little Miss Seductress.

"Do you think you are the only one with problems, Granger?" Draco stood in front of her, anger written all over his face. DMHG Set after Voldermort's defeat, Hermione and Draco must face an arranged marriage, their families, and each other.

When Hermione and Draco are captured by Death Eaters, will they be able to work together to stay alive? Or will they kill each other before the Death Eaters get a chance to?

02. Humor. "I mean, really. Sasuke. Honey. You know I’d love you even if you were bald and deranged.” Sasuke/Sakura one shot series.

When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?

NEW CHAPTER!Always knew you wanted to read my thoughts, Granger.' 'Why yes Malfoy I'm just dying having your thoughts in my head.' What do you get when two enemies are able read each others thoughts. AU & OOC

¿Draco enamorado de Hermione? Eso hay que verlo!

Post Hogwarts. Harry thinks Hermione needs to start dating again after breaking up with Ron almost a year ago. Harry enlists Draco's help...but what happens when the pawns find out they're being played?

What starts as a quick trip to the bathroom turns into a huge spectacle, and the strangest experience of Draco's life. Is it possible to die of humiliation? Somewhat of a sequel to Booty. A Dramione one-shot.

Just what the title says. Enjoy!

En el tránsito de Mortífago a Auror lograste algo más que evitar la cárcel. Te convertiste en alguien nuevo, aunque nadie debe saberlo. Menos ella. Especialmente ella.

Sou dayo! SasuSaku Love Anthology! It's a waltz. A never ending cycle. Of so many broken hearts, tears, and blood.

Psicopatas bipolares, reinas del drama, insectos y hurones! CAPITULO 13 UUP! Un review autora feliiz :

Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

Draco disguises himself as a girl to prove that Hermione Granger is indeed batting for the other team - but his plan turns out to be way more traumatizing in the end than he'd originally thought. Fluffy fem-slash goodness - maybe something else. One-shot.

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Algunas pociones pueden tener efectos inesperados, pero ¿tan sorprendentes como para ser capaces de escuchar los pensamientos ajenos? Draco y Hermione son los afectados... ¿cómo se lo tomarán? DHr. De vuelta con el 10º capítulo... ¡Disfrutad!

Rated M: Series of one-shots in the life of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. For mature audiences; sexual content, humor, and irony envelops. Sasu/Saku.

Sakura buys a new perfume that has the boys of Konoha and Suna acting a little bit strangely...not to mention the almighty AKATSUKI! Chaos will ensue! SasuSaku in the end...I promise!

He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.

Today's a normal day. Then I get fired. I call Alice to inform her. Except it turns out I accidentally dial the wrong number . . . and this stranger really likes talking to me on the phone. Yeah, sure - just a totally normal day. All human. E/B-centric.

New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I

Enter a reversed world where Sasuke as sleeping beauty, Sakura as the prince, Itachi as the evil witch and Naruto, Neji and Shikamaru as the three fairies. What chaos is about to come? SasuSaku -Crack-

Un día Hermione recibe una carta de un admirador secreto, descurbre que es Draco. los dos se envuelven en una aventura romántica y luchan para estar juntos.CAP7 Y DEJEN REVIEWS PLIS! Actualizado!

Draco and Blaise get into a rather heated debate about idiocy.

“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.

And 3 that thrilled him to no end! DMHG

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

“You mean to say this chalk draws doorways to anywhere we want?” Draco asked. Blaise nodded feverishly. “Alright then. Let’s put this to the test and draw a doorway to…hmmm…Granger’s flat.” Chaos and hilarity ensues. HGDM & GWBZ.

Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.

Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…

en las vacaciones de septimo año el trio de oro se reune para terminar de pasar las vacaciones en La Madriguera alli reciben una carta donde los Malfoy los invitan a 3 fiestas en honor al ministerio. Pero las cosas no son tan simples y muchas cosas pasan

THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.

Hermione y Zabini se ven obligados a casarse por una jugada del destino, Zabini ansia su libertad y le pide a Draco que lo ayude, ¿podrá Draco separarlos?.HG&DM,BZ&GW,HP&PP.

que pasaria si derrepente todos regresan a su infancia y tienen que volver a pasar todo desde sus 5 años hasta los 17 en ese tiempo pueden pasar muchas cosas, pueden cambiar otras, o pueden seguir igual?, descubranlo leyendo DrH 100

Ella sólo es una Sangre sucia..odio a Hermione..odio a Hermione ,se corrige,odio a la sangre sucia,odio a la sangre sucia..¿sera que una tormenta ayuda a Draco a aclarar sus sentimientos?

Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!

The Death Eaters now each have their own blog, mostly to complain about the havoc I create in their lives. May contain references to the Death Eater Files. It is, as with the Files, always technically complete, but I WILL be adding more.

The Prince never returned Cinderella's shoe, the evil stepsister is more dangerous than you think, and the real Cinderella still hasn't revealed herself. It'll take more than magic to fix this fairy tale before the clock strikes midnight. DMHG.

Draco es presa de diversas emociones pero una de ellas lo dominara. Hermione lucha contra lo que es correcto y con lo que dicta su corazon.

todo empieza con ignorarse el uno al otro, pero no se dan cuenta que al ignorarse despiertan una curiosidad por conocerse mejor, pero el tiempo lo dira todo.... nacera el amor entre ellos, o mas bien ¿¿donde nace el amor?...soy pesima para los summaries.

La verdadera historia DracoHermione.Introducete en un fic emocionante,una historia verdaderamente apasionante.

Teasing, Taunting and just plain Tormenting her always made me feel like I was still in control. It made me feel like it was still my game, as if I wasn't afraid that in the end I would lose. But I was. DHr, Draco's POV...Written PreHBP

Hermione intenta olvidar a Draco, pero.. ¿lo conseguirá?

Hermione, fiery but sweet Hermione, Gryffindor Princess, has a secret. Draco Malfoy, King of Slytherin, is determined to find out what. What will happen when he does? DMHG, HPGW, RWLL

Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.

Traumas psicologicos, transtornos mentales, pensamientos extraños, canciones, hamsters asesinos,patos masacrados,muertes inesperadas,y estudiantes de intercambio! ¿por cuanto mas tendra que pasar Draco para estar con Hermione?REVIEWS!se aceptan anonimos

Hermione is having a crisis, so she plans for revenge by starting with none other than Draco Malfoy. But there is more in store for her, a little something she never planned.

Harry and Ron have an amusing conversation

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

Title says all! 100 ways to get yourselves killed by our favorite character!

Lo que comenzó como una incontrolable atracción se ha ido transformando poco a poco. ¿Qué pasa cuando Malfoy se da cuenta que no puede seguir con la relación? El fin se aproxima...

“…I am so hot, tan taran tararara, I know that I am, tan taran tararara, I am so nice, tan tan, sexy, tan tan, I know I am, tan tan tan tan…ouhhhhhhh By Draco Malfoy

¡CAP 22! VOLVI! Al parecer Hermione se sabe defender muy bien sola... Una charla pendiente con Harry ¿aclarará las cosas entre ellos o solo confundirá mas las cosas?

COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM

New chapter 11 up! Picture a wedding with Hermione Granger as bride’s maid and Draco Malfoy as best man. Possible results: Disaster, Chaos and a Complete Mess of Things! Loosely based on Meg Cabot's 'Every Boy's Got One'. A DM & HG fic! Please R&R!

Han pasado unos cuantos años... Hermione es una aurora y tiene que cubrir un trabajo y vivir con un compañero... que es su peor enemigo de la niñez? Cap 18: Encuentro en el lago parte dos. Creo q el nombre lo dice todo xD

DMHG. Draco bewitches Hermione's diary so he can see all her secrets. See inside for full summary. Right now I'm revising and tweaking the plot, so don't read this fic until I'm done.

Hermione has decided not to talk at all because something horrible that happened over the summer...and her strange actions attract a certain blond Slytherin. Will sparks fly? DMxHG. an: written entirely in note form.

It's their last year at Hogwarts and Draco Malfoy wants to start a tradition for the female population of Hogwarts, but what will happen when Hermione Granger starts her own tradion?

13º CAP tras una disputa con su padre, Draco abandona la mansion Malfoy y se ve obligado a hacer autostop...DHR!

[DHr] «Hermione es escogida entre las mejores brujas para estudiar en una prestigiosa universidad mágica. Aunque... no todo resulta salir tan bien como ella quisiera…»by Goi Izarra&La Maga

[DMxHG]Draco Malfoy is always the center of attention, not the attention giver. When he and Ron Weasley accidentally turn Hermione into a fiveyearold, Draco will have to give all the attention he has to the small girl. [Chapter 22!]

Fudge orders that the students of Hogwarts undergo psyche evaluations. What will be revealed? And how will the students of Hogwarts cope when their darkest thoughts revealed? !AU! HGDM

“¿Qué puedo estar pensando?” Preguntó Harry mientras le dedicaba una sonrisa pícara “Una chica, un chico solos… en una habitación, con un silencius en la puerta…” Agregó , sus dos esmeraldas estaban fijos en Hermione, la cual ya estaba roja como un tomate

[DH]: Draco siempre la ha visto como un objecto para ridiculizar, hasta que descubre que...¡Tiene curvas! El testimonio de un Malfoy que ve las cosas diferentes...¿Caerá la introvertida Hermione en sus redes? ¡Reviews!

Ultimo capitulo arriba! dejen reviews!

Draco and Hermione are heads. They become friends and Draco's feelings for Hermione becomes stronger. He doesn't know if he would make a fool of himself or Hermione feels the same. Good story.

Hermione is in her 6th year, and this year the students must take a new course: Future Living. And with it comes the Egg Assignment... DMHG possibly HPGW

Mi primer oneshort es un DMHG, no hay final feliz, solo un sueño y una realidad...

8 personas en uns misma sala no pueden durar mucho. Que se lo digan a estas personalidades tan diferentes.El odio, el Amor y la amistad, siempre van de la misma mano.

¿Qué pasa después de Hogwarts y de que la guerra se termina?¿Quién se casará con quien?¿Que nuevas aventuras viviran los hijos de nuestros personajes favoritos HG&DM,HP&GW,RW&LL,PP&BZ?

Raves, Thongs, a Halloween Ball, and a dance about Fast Food? Malfoy and Hermione go through some interesting situations. Will love prevail in the end? [DracoHermione] Stick with the early chaps for the best bits later on!

It's 7th year at Hogwarts, and Hermione has been made Headgirl. Over the summer, however, she has learned the truth about her heritage she isn't a muggle afterall. What happens when she has to bunk with Draco Malfoy, who finds out her secret?

La madre de Hermione decide casarse de nuevo¿Quién será el elegido?¿Qué consecuencias tendrá esta boda?DHr.Es mi primer fic asi que no seais muy malos,please!

There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.

Se necesitan dos objetos para obtenes el poder total, ¿pero en donde estan y que hay que hacer para conseguirlos? Please entren y diganme que les parece mi historia : 100 Draco & Hermione!antes era: THE CRYSTAL AND THE STONE, pero el titulo no me convenci

A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING.

ok amiguitas, sorry si el chap era corto pero mmm jejejeje las deje con las ganas?y miren el prox sera de mm jijijiji(j-m-s riendo maniaticamente) besos a todos- smack and rr

[CAP 2. Tratos Turvios] Hermione y Draco, se van de vacaciones al mismo lugar sin saberlo. Sol, playa, amor, personajes nuevos, chicos guapos en traje de baño, fistas, fogatas y perdida del control ;)

[Capi 7... no me maten ;OO;]Que pasa cuando nace tu primer hijo... te envarga felicidad, no? pero que pasaria si este pequeño malfoy tiene mas vitalidad que sus padres... review pleace

Harry Potter recibe un howler, cortesía de su padrino.

Ron y Draco van por Hermione que está colada por Harry que a la vez va por cho, que va por Draco, uff... que complicado..

Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!

Oh no! Draco and Hermione are forced to live together in a Muggle House as part of a school project! Chaos ensues featuring The Little Mermaid, Draco's Fuzzy Kitten, Gingerbread Houses, Dumbledore as a D.J., InterHouse Truth or Dare, and more! RR

Strage things have been going on at Hogwarts. After an unusaul trip (with many unsolved questions) Hermione goes missing- Now Harry, Ron, Draco, and others must put there differences behind them to save her - before its too late. Pairing: DMHG

10°CAPITULO!fic creado por mi y mi amiga azuka porfis dejen hartos review! aparte nos encantan los DHR! en este fic Hermione cambia tanto fisicamente como sicologicamente.....podra algun chico rubio conkistarla? REVIEW PLEASE!