Mah name is Damien, ya know like the devil's son... 666!!! jk

I am 14 years of age... and I'm still as mature as a 5 year old, especially when I wear my 5 year old shirt (inside joke)... yeah.

Gende- Wait a sec, wouldn't the name kinda explain that... Anyways, I'm a dude... big surprise.

I live in Hickville, USA... aka, New Jersey, and I know, ya don't expect it... (sigh), but it's a hell for me... I don't quite fit in to either the bitches or the hicks.

I AM A GINGA... OH NO, RUN FOR COVER!!!, with that wanna-be emo swoopy hair.

Favorite bands - My Chemical Romance, Weezer, Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, Smashing Pumpkins, Mindless Self Indulgence, Paramore, Cobra Starship, Bullet For My Valentine, Rise Against, Seether, and Evanescence ALL THE WAY!!!

Favorite Television (I like saying that instead of TV... that's boring) shows - South Park, Criminal Minds, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, NCIS, The Simpsons, Tosh.0, Scrubs, Futurama, and anything that happens to be on and amuses me, since I'm too lazy to change a channel.

Favorite movies - Finding Nemo, 50 First Dates, Superbad, all the Resident Evil movies, The Simpsons Movie, Disturbia, Nightmare Before Christmas, Taxi, Bringing Down The House, Premonition, and newest to my list, Vampires Suck... That shi*'s funny... and that reminds me that i need to watch The South Park Movie.

Favorite books - . . . um, yeah, I don't do much readin'.

Likes - music, writing, drawing, freedom of expression', Skittles, being different bitchezzz,staying up till 6 at night... the next day, random crap, cherry-flavored anything, Converse shoes, insane old people who are so old and crazy, they can do whatever they want... yay!

Dislikes - censorship, stereotypes, homophobes, haters, posers, Disney, smokers, the fact that everything grape-flavored tastes exactly the same, when people call me ugly just cause they hate me, The tone deaf, six year old girl, Justin Bieber, rap music, being bored as hell, mean old people... BOO!!!

Personality traits - as I say, stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, sarcastic, I wouldn't say I'm funny, random, short-tempered, creative, self-hating, let's just say my mind passed the gutter years ago, its like in the sewers , understanding, lazy, demented, I'm fucked-up, so fuck me... um... no... jk!!!

Here are some of my favorite pairings:

misc. bandslash and incest: Gerard and Mikey Way

Twilight Series: Edward and Jacob

...and some other crap I'm too lazy to put down.

Now some quotes, cause I'm bored.

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets... You'll never guess what I found in my sock today..., Go on, guess... IT WAS HIS HAT MR. KRABS... HE WAS #1!!!" - Spongebob

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is 'never try'." - Homer Simpson

"Team Jacob, BITCH!(which is immediately followed by the end credits and a second later, Becca (Bella) turns into a vampire and then the fan-girl says,) Oh, FUCK me...!!!(and Becca kills her... obviously, a happily ever after...)" A Jacob fan-girl who hits Edward in the head with a mace... how fun.

"I say you're hot... you say I'm hot... we both know I'm lying."- me bitchezzz

"Life is like a box of turnips... What the hell do you do with it?"- Kylie Browne(one of mah friends)

"That is it... I have had it with these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!"- that guy from snakes on a plane

"Mama, we all go to hell!"- My Chemical Romance(mama)

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!"- The Soup Nazi from Seinfeld

AND THATS THE SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... yep, blank space :D