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Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25932 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 6,823 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Billionaire's W by RuthlesslyYours reviews
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,986 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 3,043 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There's no such thing as too much PB&J! by moore8879 reviews
Bella, Peter and Jasper together. Complete summary inside. Graphic Language and Adult Situations. Lemons in the future. Human and Vampire pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,903 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bella, Peter
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,831 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Midwest Madness by Bucking Reg reviews
Cameron's your typical teenager, with worries that didn't really go beyond school or friends. When an infection hits home, however, he finds that his priorities must change, and that he has to fight for his right to live.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 101,679 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3573 - Favs: 2,936 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Is Always Something Worse by Rusulka reviews
A few weeks before Bella and Edward's wedding, something terrible happens in the state of Washington. Can the Cullens protect Bella and her father from the living dead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,878 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen the Horde by izzzyy reviews
CRACKFIC - Forks has been infested with zombies, and it's up to the Cullens, as always, to save humanity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,892 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,745 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Treading Water by larin20 reviews
Edward Masen is a broken man and wants nothing to do with Bella after she left him for college. Five years later Charlie is sick and dying. He enlists Edwards help to bring Bella home after graduation. Road Trip! ExB, OOC but Cannon later A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 156,656 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9861 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Nightmare Walking by The Readers Muse reviews
An unlikely story of survival, from someone who ironically expected to be the first perish.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 71 - Words: 136,418 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2007
The Colony by shell29bell reviews
It began with a simple flu. And 3 months later, all hell broke loose. Now they are just trying to survive. Can Bella help Edward find the cure when every last thing he cares about is on the line? BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,565 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hell's Half Acre by BamStroker reviews
A strange viral strain has caused,yep you guessed it.. The zompocolypse. Just instead of the kick ass military trained dude you commonly see.. the hero is a simple human being, exciting eh? Oh and he's a diabetic/athsmatic smoker.this should be fun! yay!
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009
Life in the AZ by Wooden Tulips reviews
B's trying to get by in the AZ, the After Zombies, and runs into a guy who could help her through it. They've got a destination in mind, but will they make it? M for language and a lime or two...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The End by I'mNotGivingMyNameToAMachine reviews
The undead apocalypse is witnessed and experienced firsthand through the eyes of seven teens. They must now struggle to survive in this horrific new world, while battling the increasingly likely possibility of no happy ending to their story, relying only on themselves and one another to survive and carry on.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,789 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Twilight of the Dead by kudos93 reviews
AU,OOC,All human. Zombies have driven humankind to the brink of extinction. Edward and Bella meet in Seattle one of the few places where humans are still alive. Zombies try to eat them and they kind of love each other...rated for gore,future lemons&lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,908 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Last Vow by izzzyy reviews
Edward left Bella in Forks to protect her. Bella recognized the lie for what it was, but has moved on and grown. Everything is "fine" until Alice sees a vision of Bella as a vampire, and the Cullens return to investigate. MIXED CANONS, Canon Couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,181 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,807 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Day of the Dead by ChaseOfSpades reviews
The foursome that survived the mall get to an island were they find a military silo that is busy trying to find a cure for the plague that has infested the world. How will the cabin fever struck military personnel handle the newcomers?
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004