The Oblivious Wallflower
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Joined 08-04-11, id: 3129534, Profile Updated: 04-19-15
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Just when I thought I was over you

Just when I thought I could stand on my own

Looks like I'm back to writing fanfiction. Expect an update on my incomplete stories some time soon fellas. And brand new fics on whatever I currently fancy. :)

Also, feel free to send me a PM about whatever! Don't worry, I won't bite ;)

Hana-chan


If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

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FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittt!!!

So true... :)


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Haruno Sakura (SHANNARO!) and Uchiha Sasuke (...Hn.)

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?SasuSaku, NejiTen

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? HELL NO.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, but I want to T_T SO BAD.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: stickers, posters, hitae-ate, shiny pointy objects, Sasuke chibi stuffed toy, etc.. I'm a Narutard. Need I say more?

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes, Sasuke or Itachi!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina!! They're just too cute!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku forever!!!!

9. Which team is your favorite?Team 7!! Forever love

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Yes! Because now, it's actually proven, go read the manga and spread the word =))

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes! They're both hot stuff =))

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Saso-chan and Ita-chan (Sasori and Itachi)

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke!!! He's just a victim!!! Poor Sasu-chan!! :(

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I'm almost there...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Not yet, but I'm updated!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? LOL, no!

17. Sub or dub? Sub, I hate dubs...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura!!! (favorite character, duh!)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY as hell :))

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Obito-kun duh...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara and Haku...=)))

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? WEIRD but AWESOME!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? No one =)) they're perfect tha way they are.. and it's more challenging to write since you have to capture their personalities.. ;0

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? HAI!!!!!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Duh..

27. Do you like lemons? Uhm.. no, that's just awkward and weird as hell for me o.O

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Some, cause I keep babbling about them \m/

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Not YET :(

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No, cause they already love Naruto even before I mentioned it to them XD

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes!!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? Fortunately no, but that'd be funny as hell

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes! Instead of studying for a quiz, I study the fan fictions in my phone ;)

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? YES! T_T Though I don't regret it.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No *twitch twitch*

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Hell no, that's just absurd!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No, cuz whatever I draw would look like a cockroach. TT_TT

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Of course! This IS SASUKE we're talking about!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Uhh, no. Me loves Naruto characters.


[1]Haruno Sakura

[2] Uchiha Sasuke

[3] Uchiha Itachi

[4] Sabaku no Gaara

[5] Hyuuga Hinata

[6] Hyuuga Neji

[7] Uzumaki Naruto

[ 8] Akasuna no Sasori

[9] Hatake Kakashi

[10] Nara Shikamaru

[11] Hozuki Suigetsu

[12] Tenten

.:Have you ever read a Six/Eleven Fanfic before?

NO!

.:Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh yeah, hot as hell. NO EXAGGERATION!

.:What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Shouldn't it be 8 got 12 pregnant?! XD Well I'll be like: WTF?!

.:Do you recall any fictions about Nine?
So much, really!!!

.:Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NOOOOO!!!!

..:Five/Nine OR Five/Ten?
Awkward.. none!

.:What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having 'IT'?
YUCK!!! NEJI and SAKURA will murder TWO AND TWELVE!!!!

.:Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Nara Shikamaru would investigate the truth behind the Uchiha Massacre, and being the genius that he is, discovers Uchiha Itachi's innocence and helps him get back to Konoha without getting killed... Hmmm, good idea, that one. I might consider writing it :)

.:Is there such thing as a One/Eight Fluff Fanfic?
Yes!!! It's cute.

.:Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt&Comfort Fanfic.
Gift of a Friend :)

.:What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to Deflower One?
I WON'T WRITE ABOUT IT!! NU-UH! ME LOVES SASUSAKU!!

.:What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
TROUBLESOME.. =))

.:If you wrote a Song-Fic about Eight. What song would you choose?
I think, uhm, Bring Me To Life by Evanescence?? TOTALLY RANDOM.

.:If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic. What would the warning be?
Warning: Sasuke will freak if he finds out Neji is with HIS girl...

.:What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Nothing. I don't think Shikamaru will appreciate a Chidori up his ass when he finishes his pick-up.

.: How might Eleven describe the relationship between Two and Eight?
Nonexistent =)) Well, that's how I know he'll put it.

.:How emo is Seven?
If 'emo' means that he's a "bouncing ball of never ending energy and hyperactivity", then, he's the most emo person in the world!!!!


You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you can’t even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can’t buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character.

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Endless Possibilities by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Sasuke, Sakura, and the Uchiha family. o8: parenthood
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Sarada U.
Thank You by Flawless Soul reviews
After the war, Sasuke wakes up in the hospital to an all too familiar sight.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Number of Complications by The Crafty Cracker reviews
AU. Konohagakure is a country that houses some of the most elite families in all of the world. If there is one school the children go to, that is Konoha Gakuen. Fame, power and money equals a simple life? No way. Eight sixteen-year-olds, seven prestigious families, one school, five rivalries, one love. Welcome to Konoha Gakuen. Welcome to hell. (Multiple pairings inside)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 320,822 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Avenger's Destiny by Raven Ariana reviews
She didnt know what was going to happen when she was sent on a mission to retrieve two scrolls with her friends. But with the Akatsuki now on her trail for the scrolls, and a reunion with her teammate, what, exactly, can happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 183,451 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8531 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Say it Again by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU Slight OOC SasuSaku "I don't want to hurt you." My eyes widened, and I couldn't help but let my tears fall. He saw that I was crying, and he quickly pulled me into his arms. "Just let me go." I said to him. "No. I won't." And I wish he'd say it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,609 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 6,716 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daughter Of The Land by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. New powers awaken in Sakura, an old enemy returns from the dead, and sets into motion a chain of events that has been building for longer than anyone realises...SasuSaku, NaruHin, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,203 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heir to the Kingdom by Peacewish reviews
With the royal family overthrown and the traitor determined to make her his bride, the young princess Sakura flees into the countryside. Unexpectedly, she finds an ally in the gruff peasant named Li.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,503 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Icebreakers by Suppi-chan reviews
Breaking ice, breaking patterns, learning new ways and new loves. Eriol and Tomoyo fall in love reluctantly. COMPLETE.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,563 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2001 - Published: 12/27/2000 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
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hic illae lacrimae reviews
"I wish I didn't love him as much as I did – as much as I still do." SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Home reviews
He travels. She waits. For her heart to come home. Because she is Haruno Sakura and she will always wait for one Uchiha Sasuke. Post Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Spring Fields and Uchiwa Fans reviews
SSM 2014 Collection. 03 In which Sakura becomes too powerful for Sasuke's liking. "It might be genjutsu, you know. Sakura-chan's pretty good with that stuff." And we all know how Sasuke feels about genjutsu, Sharingan-induced or not. Post-war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pregnant reviews
In which Sakura is pregnant, and she's the last person to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beneath The Cherry Blossom Tree reviews
There were only three weird facts Haruno Sakura knew about herself: one, she was a ghost; two, she has amnesia; and three, only one Uchiha Sasuke can help her rediscover the dark secrets of her past and rediscover herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Secrets reviews
Sakura hadn't planned on telling her yet, nor had she counted on her best friend figuring it out for herself, Ino knew, but seeing what she just saw, the blonde had the final piece to her puzzle. "You just kissed my forehead." "Yeah, I did. But that was because of all of those secrets the universe doesn't know about."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Losing Grip reviews
Done for SSM. "Don't you see? We-hic-were just-hic-an accident waiting-hic-to happen, and we did." No, Sakura, there is a fine line between accidents and miracles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath reviews
One of the many rules of being a ninja is "A ninja must be able to see underneath the underneath." The problem is: none of them ever seemed to scratch past the surface.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.