Sans has gotten himself stuck in the void between worlds in a successful attempt to stop the resets of his timeline. He's not sure how long he's been chillin' alone there, but eventually a chance at escape stumbles his way in from the Veil of Death. His name?—Sirius Black. (no pairings)

A new piece has been set in the grand game of Superheroes, with one hand set to flip the board and break out the video games. But first, he has to deal with bullying Wards and his new powers. Not quite a Gamer fic.

Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. But how much can one simple email really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. Rated T to be safe. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

A contaminated world, a menaced empire, brought together by mutual interference. A year has passed since the saiyans departed, their actions still leaving their mark on the galaxy at large and one little blue marble in particular. Earth is unprepared for the nightmares ahead, while the Empire finds wonders in an unexpected place.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

There is always a greater power. This fact holds true no matter one's position within the halls of creation. That one of those powers would take offense to the Entity's predations is inevitable. That this same power would take an interest in Taylor Hebert is merely an example of causality in action.

When Carter Kane left on a simple retrieval mission, he didn't expect it to go horribly wrong. Nor did he expect to meet a son of Poseidon and learn about a whole other world of monsters and gods he never knew existed. What he DOES know, is that someone's trying to destroy the world. Again. And it's up to him, Sadie, and his new friends to stop it. Just another day for the Kanes.

When Primus sees the destruction caused by the Entities, he decides to take action before earth can become another victim to their cycle.

Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry turns 9.

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

The Black Widow can handle anything and anyone. Or so she thinks. But how is she going to handle the god of thunder and the many surprises he brings to her life, including a curly headed baby girl named Hermione? The Red Room certainly didn't prepare her for this.

"This was never meant to happen, you should have just brought them back." Player said as he went to delete her , but then something caught his eye. The Monika lover smiled as he looked at the Heart. "Maybe you can still learn." He moved her file over to UNDERTALE and opened it's files. He was finding a spot to put her, hovering over Frisk's. Then the lightning struck them..

Dooku approached a very different Bounty Hunter before Fett, one with a very strict code and so he turned the Sith down only to live through the confrontation. Armed with the knowledge of a growing army and that something isn't wrong, can the Republic be saved? Pairings chosen, now slash for Harry

This is a story we all heard before, Taylor gets stuffed in a locker, and she has a trigger event, resulting in her gaining control over bugs, but what if something more happened? and she gains more then just one power, and one voice in her head that seems to know way to much about the world.

Taylor wished for the end, though Contessa did not plan to oblige her. Queen Administrator had other ideas. With the shard network down and the position of administrator of the shards open, Queen Administrator sees an opportunity to take control once more. After all, the king is dead, long live the king. Post-GM, Entity!Taylor

Taylor wakes up just a bit insane from the biohazardous locker with a Tinker shard, mostly. Apparently, having a dimensional link to a toxic Shard isn't good for brain health, who knew? OOC!Taylor

Third story in the Healing the Dark series. A Solangelo story. Nico di Angelo grapples with his identity and where he belongs, with Will Solace along for the ride. Will Nico find where he belongs or is he destine to be an outcast? Themes of self-harm, anxiety, and depression are depicted within this story. Rated M for themes, imagery, and language.

The powers we get, they get stronger through conflict. No one said anything about our [Shards] evolving through despair. Someone should've warned this wayward [host] before I got saddled with one persnickety owl, no matter how helpful she is!

"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."

How does the wizarding world react when it finds out that it is not the only wizarding world? A young Harry is taken to the home of Dr Stephen Strange, and is far more ready for the challenges he will be made to face

Getting thrown into another world wasn't in my plans of things to do, but well, at least it's an entire life of knowledge to acquire. Also the powers. Completely Overpowered powers. oops. Eh, I'll at least try to save the world. [Minor crossover w/ Undertale]

Harry is informed of an apocalyptic event within another reality that would triple his workload, Taylor would appreciate it if Death wasn't planning to hijack her body, and Cauldron has a panic attack. (Part 5 of the MOD!Harry is Not Amused series on my account)

The activation of a Luan tower holding advanced secrets involving 'The Plan' to expand the Orokin empire to alternate dimensions pulls the tower, and the tenno inside, into the MCU, around the time Loki activated the Tesseract to come to Earth. Rated M because Warframe is too.

Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.

Lost in a vast, underground system of caves, seven-year-old Harry Potter stumbles upon a glowing, blue cube that has lain forgotten in the darkness for thousands of years. Find out what happens when Harry embarks on his journey to Hogwarts with a Jedi Holocron in tow. The Force is strong with him, but a Jedi must always be wary of the power of the dark side…

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

Taylor triggers in the locker with the ability to turn into an arbitrary number of Soviet tanks. Easily a breaker 9/blaster 5/mover 3/brute 4/changer 8/master 7, our glorious heroine becomes the vanguard of the proletariat and brings about righteous revolution. Escalation, power wank, and stations of canon galore lie within these pages.

As Harry Potter starts his fifth year at Hogwarts, he has to deal with romance, OWLS, and defeating a dark lord. Although his new Defense teacher seems pretty strange too. Will the mysterious professor be able to help Harry save the wizarding world? When the most powerful wizard in history returns after 1000 years, things are bound to get crazy.

A series of short stories focusing on Connor's new insecurities and the people around him who help calm them. Spoilers guaranteed.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?

AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.

It's been a month since I finished Doki Doki Literature Club. Now I even keep a laptop that never shut down as it is showing Monika's Act Three room. Until one day, she said something new. Something outside of her usual dialogues... This story is complete. Any entries past Secret Poem Number 9 are bonuses and does not guarantee further entries.

Danny doesn't remember exactly how he'd fallen, but all he knows is he has to get out of the UNDERGROUND to see his friends and family again. But with monsters lurking around every corner, it being unclear who's a friend or a foe, whether or not to flirt with the skeleton seems to be the least of his problems.

After Frisk's first year at Hogwarts, things should be looking up for the Dreemurr family, as the awarding of the Order of Merlin suggests. But the next new students at Hogwarts may tip some very delicate scales... and in the Underground Kurt Kairos and Sans have a project of their own. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Underground's Saviour.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

After two years, they are finally out of SAO, but the real world is not how they remembered it. They are now strangers in a familiar land. Now they have to try to adjust to a new world... again. But what about those they left in the real world? Will they like the changes that everyone has experienced?

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.

Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...

Percy jackson was born a greek demigod, however after some tragic events he finds himself involved with a group of gods that most have even forgoten existed. When he chooses to plunge himself back into the greek world and confront his past he will make friends as well as enemies. Will he be allowed to help or be determined an enemy? He is the last aztec warrior.

Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Harry Potter, the boy-who-vanished will finally reappear after fourteen years just in time for the Triwizard tournament. What will the wizarding world think of the one who vanquished the dark lord only to reappear with strange new powers? ABANDONED AND UP FOR ADOPTION!

Warning: This fanfic consists of scenes of extreme stupidity among four lifelong friends (Leo, Percy, Jason, and Frank) who compete to embarrass each other. Inspired by the show, 'Impractical Jokers.' Basically, they all go around in various (ridiculous) contests and end up humiliating themselves.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

A character reads the books story heavy on Sirius and Harry. THERE IS NO ACTUAL RECITATION OF THE BOOKS!

None could truly understand how the Cardinal System operates other than the fact that it collects data to produce 'interesting' results; be it spawn balancing, generation of new quests, or etc. What if... the System decided to keep things interesting by giving a player a certain power from another game? ...chances are though, he's just a dirty hacker, isn't he? yeah, get outta here

Saving the Valkyries had done more than the father and Son had expected. Now banished to a world that is different yet the same Kratos must ensure the survival of not only his son but of a family he wants nothing to do with

Connor hits a wall both literally and figuratively eighteen months after the liberation of the androids. Also, Hank's birthday. Connor finds that picking a good present with an extremely limited budget is more difficult than it would seem. Some good vaguely father-son-but-emotional-constipation-won't admit-it Hank and Connor fluff. Also, Sumo.

Baby Harry is carefully examined by Dumbledore and is revealed to be a horcrux. Dumbledore, fearful that it might prevent the prophecy, carefully excises the soul fragment with a tiny lash of Fiendfyre- unaware that he was already the third step on the road of the Master of Death. *I do not own Harry Potter or the Harry Potter universe.

In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.

From a place of suffering, she reached out. A connection was forged by necessity. Now she Dreams of unreal things. Of being a Hero. (OR: Taylor Hebert mains Titania)

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

Scattered farther than any other in a unknown environment, one must learn to adapt and change to survive. How to utilize such skills remains to be seen, but efficiency had always been part of the training.

Some said there were places out there where you couldn't possibly have too much power. Some said Earth Bet was one of these places. Some were wrong. They were very, very wrong.

Harry leaps into the Veil after his Godfather, and finds himself aboard the Zariman. Millennia later, a Tenno finds himself to be much, much more than he thought.

It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)

Exiled for three centuries on a barren rock, Harry's saved by the crew of the Enterprise D. He makes it to the colony world his people planned to go to and finds they're just as insular as ever though Hermione and his friends set them on a better course. Their nuclear option, though, left Harry with no escape. A prophecy is once again in play and he's the Chosen One. Again.

The Nine Realms are at peace, the Camps are enjoying freedom, and the Avengers have settled down—all seems well. But an imposter sits on Asgard's throne and something lurks in the shadows of the universe while primordial beings stir. The Norns cackle, the Fates furiously spin yarn, and the Parcae chant: The end is nigh. And Thanos is just the tip of the iceberg.

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Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,

Harry Potter's uncle goes too far and a broken, bleeding Harry is left in his cupboard. However, he is rescued and taken in by our favorite, faceless entity in a suit; Slenderman. How will Hogwarts deal with a corrupted Harry Potter? Harry Potter x Creepypastas. Dark-ish!Harry. Teen for general Creepypasta goodness and language. Manipulative Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing.

Harry Potter died on December 4th,1987. He was buried in a mausoleum the Surrey Graveyard. Now, his ghost and his corpse are two entities. When Harrison the Ghost and Harold the Zombie get a letter to Hogwarts, Harrison hatches a plan. Watch as these two masquerade as one of the living, and will anybody find out? No pairings yet. AU. Undead!Harry. Rated T for mentions of violence.

For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!

His family was gone, his life shattered and his future seemingly set in stone. Until a certain master of time tells him of another way, another future in protecting a young boy whose powers were only just beginning to grow.

The magical world isn't as ignorant of muggles as it seems, and Lucius Malfoy has an idea on how to get Harry out of his way. Now Harry is in Japan and trapped in a virtual world of swords. Cut off from his friends and allies, and what he knew, he has to make new ones and get used to an illusory world that has become all too real. Welcome, to SAO Harry. Do try to survive.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.

Frisk Emily Church, honorably discharged after a military service she'd rather forget, is hired to investigate a set of disappearances on Mt. Ebott. While examining a cave entrance, the rocks at the edge of a long shaft give way under her feet...

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.

Mark, part of a high end space program, is on an exploration mission when things take a turn for the worse. He crashes on an unknown planet, where everything looks the same as on earth, except for one tiny detail. Everything is huge. Tiny!Mark and Giant!Jack. (co-written by my friend arc852 who can be found on AO3 and tumblr)

Whovian craziness to the extreme mixed with flying bird kids and marvel puns. How could it get better? Never ending and constant posts. Suggest other aliens to add in the story and new adventure ideas for the book! Just leave a comment giving ideas or PM me for a longer message. Happy reading! NUMBER OF BOOKS SO FAR: 3 (2 finished - 1 in progress)

So this is a story where the 7 (and a few others) get Memes put in front of them and they respond to them how I would see them. Lots of Humor and was made for Drama!

The head councilors of each cabin are given a special reward; laptops! But what happens when someone with all the wisdom in the world is pitted against something with no wisdom at all? Insanity, that's what. It's Annabeth's first "normal" summer in a very long time, and things are about to get pretty crazy.

Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.

Taylor Hebert and Yog-Sothoth: two sides of a coin. How long will it be before the human and the nightmare begin to merge? How long can Taylor fend off the abyss?

Danny has a creeping sense that something isn't right. A new student arrives at Casper High at the same time as a new, murderous ghost. Or is it really a ghost? *Two Shot*

The Death Eaters are on the move, Dumbledore is stymied, and the Black Alliance has geared up for a war on multiple fronts. What challenges will everyone face as Harry goes into his Second Year?

A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.

A thoughtless comment during the final battle, and Voldemort realizes the danger he's in and how to avoid it. Harry appears in Limbo alone with his regrets, until he finds a strange game... about himself. What happens when Harry decides to play, changing things in the process? Second chance, gamer!Harry, girl!harry(?), fanfic cliches used and/or twisted.

A new population of monsters has appeared, and the gods are worried by their ability to absorb souls. However, knowing that the key to their victory lies in a small child, they send off their own children to get it for themselves. Can the monsters convince them of their folly? Or will it be GAME OVER for good?

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

After killing the night guard, Foxy gets a visit from a certain vengeful figure of the origin system we all know and love. FNAF2-Warframe Crossover.

Pirate AU. Leo Valdez, pirate extraordinaire and apparent flirty single man, is the captain of the infamous Argo II, the most dangerous ship in the seven seas. Though, as Calypso, a princess-turned-hostage, learns, the tales of his amazingness may be a bit skewed…T because no pirate story in this fandom would ever be K . Cover by the amazing K-ym. COMPLETE!

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU

The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.

As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Percy finds a book called "Ways to Annoy People". And Percy (being the Seaweed Brain he is) decided that people need to loosen up. Image belongs to burdge-bug.

"Today, Juliet offered me a very odd item and attempted to trick me into ingesting it. I am sorry to say that I was almost taken by her painfully simple ruse." A quick peek into the past of our favorite young genius should allow us to tackle the root of this problem, which seems to be a traumatizing childhood event.

One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.

Percy spends the summer with his distant relatives, the Fentons. Percy doesn't believe in ghosts, but the creepy town of Amity Park might change his mind. Danny knows something is different about Percy, but will he put his own secret at risk to find out?

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.

Ever so bored, the Golden Trio decide to break out a Board Game. Perhaps Risk was to much of a risk in the first place... Bringing forth attempted murders, corruption and maniacs-Perhaps Hogwarts was better off without this game.

Gen. "The Death Note? I have no need for it". Ryuuk drops his Death Note in front of the Master of Death. He may just regret doing so.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?

Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Sheppard and his team come across someone unexpected in the woods one day. The mission report that follows is a bit hard to believe. Second chapter added.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

There was a reason Buckbeak attacked Malfoy and it wasn't because Malfoy insulted the hippogriff's pride. It was for a more interresting reason that only Buckbeak knows.

Danny visits his cousin, Leonard, along with his family. When the ghosts start coming to L.A. looking for a fight, Danny has to try even harder to keep his secret. 'T' for safety. X-over with 'The Big Bang Theory'.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department

A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.

Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

For all those who've read Recnac...what if things had ended differently? WARNING: character death. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE!

[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}

In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse