Santa used a Sharpie. EPILOGUE.

A face in repose, mortally slack and strangely tight. A funeral face.

Joined, they spun the earth. Separated, they stopped its rotation.

Elaine Benes is blissfully happy after finding love with Jerry Seinfeld. However, when friends and family express their disapproval, she begins to wonder if it's all worth it. Written as a continuation of "Harbored Feelings"

T/Z. Tony successfully executes an elaborate heist to hack into Ziva's e-mail and finds out the truth about the guy in Miami - and the relationship spirals from there. A mature T. Complete!

Tony and Ziva have some long-overdue conversations. Post eps for the last few episodes of season 7. Minor spoilers.

In two years, if both Jerry and Elaine are single, they agree they will marry each other. However, when Jerry gets it in his head he has to ward off anyone who could possibly steal his backup, and George attempts to summon them all, complications ensue.

She makes him feel too much, and sucks him under. Unabashedly Tiva, post-ep to season 6's "Agent Afloat."

Hypothetically," he begins and these hypothetical situations are not new to me, "hypothetically, there are two ways to go about this: we go back to the beginning or we move ahead." A conversation between Tony and Ziva that cannot be avoided forever.

Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, one bed, two bowls of cereal. Three years since their last time in this position, but that was when they were together...

What was it they said about excessive heat having an effect on a person's ability to think clearly? A heat wave in DC brings the tension between two agents to boiling point. TIVA fluff piece. **Final chapter now up - take note of the new rating.**

When Gibbs waives Rule 12, Tony and Ziva try to decide what it is they really want from each other. *Spoilers for Jet Lag through Jack Knife*

She strips him down and reclaims all that is hers with the gentleness of a drunken mosh pit. -On Hiatus-