Poll: Sequel to Interdimensional Travel for Dummies anyone? Vote Now! |
![]() Author has written 11 stories for Maximum Ride, Fullmetal Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Death Note, and Naruto. Hello there and welcome to my profile. Alright let's be honest I am not really actively writing anymore I wish I was but I'm really not My Favourite Fandoms include: Fullmetal Alchemist This is not a list of all of my interests, these are just the main fandoms that I'm likely to do things with on FF.net. Stories Interdimensional Travel for Dummies: I almost can't believe it, but this story is finally finished! I'll miss the soundtrack for this story (which started out as whatever I was listening to at the time and quickly morphed into a bunch or pretty unfitting songs) and it almost feels a bit weird not constantly trying to force my way into the same three people's heads all the time. :) I'm so glad I could finish this before I left. A lovely friend of mine has volunteered to help me edit IDTD, so beware of sneaky back-updates. NOTHING important in the plot will change; I just wrote the beginning of this story quite a while ago, and wrote the end in quite a hurry, literally hours before I was due to ship off to Japan, and I like revising things, especially things I wrote at 2am. On 3 hours of sleep. I'm super, super, grateful to anyone who has favourited, followed, reviewed, or even just read this story. Its been such an amazing experience, and Im happy I can share it with so many lovely people. :D My lovely editor-friend is also helping me work on an idea for a sequel, but Im not toally sure we have enough to actually make anything yet so if anyone reads this and actually wants to see one it would honestly help heaps to have the encouragement. :D Castle on a Crandom Cloud: DONE! WHOO!! Maximum Hogwarts/The New World/Haunted: Uh, yeah... Kind of probably never going to do anything with these again... In Progress The following Quotes and things that I have found useful and/or amusing. Quotes There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. - My motto "SHHHH, I can't hear myself listening to other people's brains working" My music teacher. "Person 1: Have you ever seen a bird fall out of a tree? Me: I didn't think they did. P1: They do when they're drunk" Monday morning. "I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather my spark burn out in a brilliant blaze than be stifled in dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of my being in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live not just exist. I shall use my time." -Jack London "My food is problematic."- River Tam, Firefly. "What goes around comes around. Even if it gets lost on the way and ends up swearing at a road sign." WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off my stalker cliff. People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear non-subjective view point it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timy-wimy stuff." - The Doctor, Doctor Who, Blink. The square root of Pi is 1.772453850905516027298167483341-wow." The Doctor, Doctor Who, Midnight. "If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window. "A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them." Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid. "Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck." Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid. "Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there." Owl City, The Real World "If you truly own who you are, no one can ever use you against you." - Chris Colfer. "If you can tell stories, create characters, devise incidents, and have sincerity and passion, it doesn’t matter a damn how you write." - Somerset Maugham (This is what I tell myself when I just want to throw everthing Ive ever written out the window into a firestorm, with sharks) Other stuff For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in X Men (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other X Men related thing you can think of about X Men or the X Men characters. Crazy is when you can open up an X Men comic and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OKD (Obsessive Kurt Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!" Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is when you can write a very thick biography about your favourite X-men character. Crazy is when you randomly shout out CHOCOLATE just to make your friend laugh. Crazy is when you and your best friend take turns yelling out the names of food as loud as you can on Halloween night, hyper because of candy, you dressed up as a some chick from the eighties and your best friend is dressed like the Grim Reaper. Crazy is you running around a public place, yelling like a banshee and not caring in the slightest bit if people stop and stare at you. Crazy is knowing enough about a thing to correct its creator if needed. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. I'm not as crazy as you think I penguin. There is a fine line between "Hobby" and "Mental illness." I cross it a lot. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well-aimed. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Be insane... Because well-behaved girls never made history. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? IMPORTANT! Matt and Mello are NOT DEAD. A report by a fellow DN fan. After researching the rules of the Death Note once again, I stumbled upon one that could help prove the fact that Matt and Mello did not die on their canon death day. The rule is: 'If writing the same name on more than two Death Notes is completed within 0.06 seconds, it is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Note will not take effect and the individual written will not die.' as found in How to Use: XV. This is the theory that I formulated: As Mello's death approaches, Sidoh is watching from the sidelines. He sees the date above Mello's head and realizes that the blond has very little time left. So, as he watches Mello drive the truck to Nagano, Sidoh travels to the human world, takes out his Notebook, and writes Mello's real name down. Sidoh is doing this because since Mello has at one point owned his Death Note, Mello can be considered as an owner of the Death Note. Since another rule states that the only god of death that can kill the owner of the Notebook is the one who gave their Notebook up in the first place, Sidoh thinks that it's his responsibility to end Mello's life(as Ryuk does to Light later on in the book). At the same time Sidoh is just finishing writing 'Mihael Keehl,' Takada is also hurrying to write Mello's name in the scrap of the Notebook. The two finish writing the 'l' at exactly the same time, causing the first mentioned rule to take place. Meanwhile, Mello is fully expecting to be killed by Takada. He becomes confused when it takes longer than it should, then realizes that something must have gone wrong. Excited that he may continue to live, Mello fakes his death, purposely crashing the truck into Nagano. Knowing Light would want to erase any evidence, Mello quickly escapes and manages to get away while the church burns in the distance. He finds a way to get back to where he the kidnapping had first taken place, following the route that Matt was supposed to take. When he reaches the clearing where Matt's car is at, riddled with bullet holes, he rushes to the redhead. A quick check at the redhead's pulse assures him that Matt is still alive, merely acting as if he had been shot down, whereas he'd actually been wearing a bullet proof vest. The blood stains are from his arms, which were unprotected by the vest and hit by three bullets, since most of the bodyguards had been aiming for his chest. The blood soaks nearly his entire outer vest, making it appear as if he'd been shot in the chest. Mello picks Matt up and rushes to the nearest hospital where the hacker can be fixed up. In the safe confines of a new apartment somewhere secluded, the two, both alive, watch as Kira is finally put to an end by Near. Copy and paste this report to your profile if you KNOW that Matt and Mello are not dead, but living together, finally able to love each other properly without the worry of dying. Well, then again, there's Matt's cigarettes, but...he quit! SO YEAH. Now all that's left is to solve L's death... Somehow I have a feeling that's going to be harder... LIFE ERASER!!! Definitely. That or Magic, perhaps Alchemy... Nah, I don't have an extra arm/body. NANOGENES PEOPLE!!! :) Thanks for reading! |
Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
Transparency by darkhuntress13 reviews
EdWin 100 Themes by Tobu Ishi reviews
Deadly Love by CutePiglet reviews
A Game of Chicken by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
Morning Phone Calls by Alixinsanity reviews
Shut Up And Take My Hand by WalkingCatastrophe reviews
Caution! Slippery when Appropriate by WalkingCatastrophe reviews
The Twelve Dates of Love by SailorChibi reviews
Our Story by aphpenmark reviews
Entangled by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
Sweet Dreams by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Obsession by PrinceofElsinore reviews
A Picture's Worth by woodbyne reviews
That's How You Know by Elle Seren reviews
A Typical Fridays by Black-Neko-Chan reviews
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Perfect by Elle Seren reviews
Pavor Nocturnus by LadyArn reviews
Thiefshipping Date by stkf reviews
A Bundle of Promises by Infinite Vibrance reviews
A Painful Reality by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Shortcake by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
Save the Innocent by Infinite Vibrance reviews
Flag on the Marble Arch by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Nymph That He Is by Sunni D. Lockhart reviews
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Tracker by destinedtofly reviews
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
Stop Messing With My DNA by TaraDragonWing reviews
The Lady's Maid by Youkai no Yume reviews
Two Lives by YarningChick reviews
My Feline Gentleman by YarningChick reviews
A chocolate What If by Kanetsuki reviews
Interdimensional Travel for Dummies reviews
Castle on a Crandom Cloud reviews
Never Gonna Leave reviews
Stupid Noobs and Karma reviews
Unknown
Without Sauce reviews
Oneshot Songfic Example Trees reviews
Maximum Hogwarts reviews
The New World reviews