Itch, itch, scratch, scratch.
Priscilla: What the hell are you doing?
Jacob: Nothing. It just...itches...
Priscilla: Stop scratching your balls!
Jacob: Oh but it feels so good...
Priscilla: --whacks Jacob in the head--
Jacob: What the SHIT!
Priscilla: Okay, Mr. I-Like-To-Scratch-My-Balls-and-Cuss.
Jacob: Oh yeah! --in sexual voice-- (Oh...yeah...)

Favorite Song By... ME

This is the way we fu-- a girl,
fu-- a girl,
fu-- a girl.
This is the way we fu-- a girl,
...on the bed...

/-Screwed up huh?-/

And now... Quotes! ...So read them, you fu-- ing fu-- ers

Tom (substitute teacher): This is really starting to piss me off.
Class: --gasp--

Me: ...Uh. What are we supposed to do?
Tom: Man, you've gotta be shittin' me.

Tom: What the hell?
Class: --gasp--
Tom: ...Oh. I can't say that either?
...Two minutes later
Tom: What the hell!

Intercom woman: Al is ready to do it, so you can send the six boys over to help him.

Otto (The Simpsons): Man, what have I been smoking? Oh yeah, pot. EHEHEHE --highass voice--

Tom: That's bitchin'!
Class: Uuuuuuuuuu. :o

Guess what I made... My own rap song to remember what to say to the whole school! It goes something like this:

DALLAS BEAT PHEONIX
MIAMI BEAT DETROIT (THEN KHRISTINE SAYS "TWICE")
DALLAS BEAT PHEONIX
MIAMI BEAT DETROIT ("TWICE")
DALLAS BEAT PHEONIX
MIAMI BEAT DETROIT ("TWICE")
/--THEN I END IT WITH A BEAT BOX I MADE UP--/

Bands: Blink 182, Angels and Airwaves, Plus 44, So Last Summer, Last Winter, Lostprophets, Eminem, Greenday, Yellowcard, the old Good Charlotte, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Just Another Act, Kelly Clarkson, The Offspring, The Cure, Social Distortion, Bon Jovi, (plenty of more...)Hobbies: Drawing (yeah...right), jacking off (oh, oh, oh), reading (...my ass), playing guitar, watching porn

Sports: Baseball, football, volleyball, basketball

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cum, Cock suckin mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cum, Cock suckin mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cum, Cock suckin mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.
I FUCKED YOUR MOM!...

It would be nice..to have a blow job,
It would be nice..to have a blow job,
It would be nice..to have a blow job,
It would be nice..to have a blow job
FROM YOUR MOM!...