Kisame and Itachi's relationship despite the advances of an sadistic snake. What will become of Itachi, and how far will the abuse go? Warnings inside

It's stopped raining in Amegakure because... Pein's bored? It's causing problems for all the Akatsuki members and it's their mission to sort it out before somebody gets hurts! Crackfic - rating for some swearing and possible violence.

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A series of completely nonsensical stories starring everyone's favorite masked Akatsuki member. Chapter 12 is up! Yes, I FINALLY updated.

At the age of five, Naruto is tricked into removing the Kyuubi's seal. But something goes wrong...how will young Naruto's decision affect the rest of his life? Strong Naruto, relationships will stay true to the manga until I get an inspiration.

Sakura had a baby. Doesn't want it so she gets rid of it. Hinata takes the baby and takes care of it without Sakura knowing.Sasuke is the father and finds out what Sakura did. He searches for his child. What will happen once he finds her? Full summary IN

In order to spy on team Kakashi, Pein sends Deidara and Tobi to follow them... with the Aka-Iwa ninja dressed like a girl! How will Deidara cope with it? TobiDei Yaoi. Mention of rape. A little humor, but tough stuff too... Enjoy!

What if the Fox Demon never existed? [.. he doesn't think Naruto can survive without them.] AU.

A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.

As she walked into the school, she felt an overwhelming fear clutch her heart. Oh well, it was way too late to turn back at this point. She had to stay here, whether she liked it or not. Deidara X OC

ok this is placed in an altrnet univers. it's naruto's pov. it's sad but has a happy ending.sasunaru. it tells how naruto is captured and then is sold to be a "sex slave". i don't own naurto.

Tobi comes up with the idea of doing The Akatsuki Games. Scrabble, The Ultimate Epic Duel of Carts, Synchronized Swimming, A dance off, and A fashion/beauty contest. Who will win? Find out now! 8D I don't own teh Akatsuki Charecters! I wish I did though..

In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.

Tobi is afraid of a thunderstorm and ends up crawling in bed with Zetsu. The plant man sees this as an oppurtunity and attempts to make the younger Uchiha his. Will Zetsu make Tobi his. First TobixZetsu fanfic. Please read. XD and review.

Cheesy pick uplines? Transsexuals? a weedwacker? WTF? CRACK. Being rewritten. If you have already read this, check back to see if I have added any funny tid bits.

..."You're Mine"... his words flashed back on Mikan's mind. Since that day, everything changes. No one expected that things would turn out this way. Will they ever get back together despite of the Circumstances that surrounds them? NxM..

when a plan goes awry, Itachi, Tobi, Kisame, Deidara, and Zetsu are trapped on a deserted island and what? a portal! mild language, some OOC

Tobi has a secret. He doesn't want his sempai to know, however, for it includes Deidara himself. But when Deidara says hurtful things, what does Tobi out of a broken heart? Rated T-M for language and shounen-ai. Future TobixDeidara

Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan

Once upon a time there was a castle. In this castle lived a Man Who Was God and his Angel, and whatever associates of theirs they deigned to house. There was also a man who is part plant, a strange man and his white-haired partner, and a man who regrets.

Tobi win a tickets to Disneyland in the Center of the Earth. He bring all of the Akatsuki,me,my twin sister,and Female Naruto. Crossover and OCC

He was a dream come true for a stagnated clan. But what kind of a future does a savior born with cursed blood have? Especially with Madara, Fugaku, Sarutobi and Danzou pulling the strings. Itachi Uchiha's early life from 4 to 13.

Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU

Gogyo Ninja. Gogyo:Mainly the 5 elements: metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. Naruto meets Kyuubi at the age of 4 and gets trained by him. That's all I can of for a summary for now. :

Complete randomness beware !

re-written! Itachi. I know what you are thinking… He killed his clan…right? That is in fact, a lie. He was framed, by who is not entirely clear as of yet. Follow Itachi and Naruto as they try and find the killers of the Uchiha clan... Yaoi Itanaru mpreg

Crackfic - Two not so normal girls are pulled into the world of Naruto, but what happens when its not exactly what everyone expects? Why are they there? Why is Tobi so happy! - A tale of action, romance, comedy and fillers... y'know, the good stuff.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

A variety of Naruto Haiku about characters, battles, and points of view. Now taking requests!

Sakura switches bodies... with a yaoi fangirl Narutard! Pairings will include SasuNaru, KibaHina, ShikaTem, SasoDei, KakuHida, and several OC pairings, but I'll try not to focus on those.

Eric Fletch is a young trainer that has dreams of becoming the sinnoh pokemon master. those dreams might become a reality when he finds a Deoxys! Then a strange new pokemon is discovered and a tale of Legends begins!

Tobi and Dei find a girl in the desert who wants to join the Akatsuki. She fights with Dei, makes friends, tells Tobi her secret, and gets Deidara captured. She is off to find adventure! What can happen next?

Hidan decides that his fellow Akatsuki need to get religion- Jashinism, to be exact. So, he decides to have... SUNDAY SCHOOL! Crack fic. Complete.

What happens when , the naruto characters get hit by a weird jutsu ?

this is a sad story about a girl that is about to die, but is saved by a shayman! read it and PLEASE REVIEW!

Tobi had a mission, find a jinjuriki, too bad he has to go all the way to England to get her. He got into Hogwarts and now has to find her. Her name? Hermione Granger. Naruto Harry Potter crossover. TobiObito theory implied

Akatsuki members r going on a vacation, and you could be there with them, living in a hotel near a beach, arcade, and a bunch o resterants! what a life!7 slots left!

Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.

Sasuke and Kakashi are training when Sasuke sustains a serious injury and it all comes to stop. Needless to say, Sasuke's stress starts to get both of them. KakaSasu, Yaoi, Horrible summary May be M for later chapters

Itachi has been haunted by the ghost of his first love that he killed during the Uchiha massacre, but during a mission he spots someone who looks exactly like her! Is this a ghost coming back to haunt him or a second chance? ItachixOC

A Preview of the next part of "A missing Uchiha".

Its time the Akatsuki had more members. four teens run away from their villages and soon meet up with the akatsuki. Pein saw potiental and power in them and let them join. More info inside, R&R!

Deidara never seen Tobi's face yet. And he's desperate to find out what he looks like. But Deidei doesn't want Tobi to know that he needs to see. This could turn into Tobi's advantage... Rated T for now...

Sasori is waiting in a heaven-like world for Deidara after he died. Kakuzu and Hidan are there too. When Deidara finally joins them, can Sasori tell the dead bomber how he feels? SasoDei and hinted KakuHida. rated T for Hidanness

second year Harry Potter cried as he left Dumbledoor's office. Snape took a peek into his mind to find out why.

Practically a sequel to Tobi's April Fools Special. Akatsuki are off to repurchase the items Tobi destroyed. They decided to bring him along to shopping, but will they be able to last the day with the good boy following each of them?

Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.

Maybe," Mello said in the same airy, playful tone. "Care to hint at what you're referring to?" Matt glared. "You know exactly what I'm talking about, Mell. Or were you drunk when you did it?" MattxMello, oneshot.

Sasori noticed two hauntingly beautiful eyes peeking through the rips in the bundle of rags on the street. He knew he had to see what it was, but his Grandmother pulled him away. But he needed to see. He needed to know.

Yosh! Kira-san is perfect for Kaname-senpai!" Yuuki exclaimed. She smiled, proud of herself, plans forming in her head. However she failed to take Zero's or the other vampire's feelings into account, oblivious to certain hidden feelings...

Nobody remembered Naruto, they only remembered the Demon Child. I don't own Naruto. Warnings: Character death.

Itachi was sick, and dad had said only a miracle would save him. So little Sasuke Uchiha went to get him one. ItaSasu AU

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

what happens when Sasori, Hidan, Tobi, Diedara, and later in first chapter, Kankuzu go on a road trip and Tobi has to pee? Find out!

Instead of Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura being sent to protect Harrry Potter in the 4th year, they are sent by Lucius and Voldemort to capture Harry. This mission took place in the Goblet of Fire.

crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!

So one day she's randomly a dog and apparently Pein was out in the hall, so she invites him in. This is however not good news because we start attracting THEM like flies. FLIES I TELL YOU! r&r

What happens when the Akatsuki gets stuck in the Konohagakure jail? And what happens when Deidara has to share his cell with the most annoying member of them all....Tobi?....please read and comment!

Part of this delicious/painful breakfast! :Oneshot drabble crack:

Tobi claims Deidara as his lover after Sasori's 'death'. Only to find that the puppet is still alive and wanting Dei for himself. A lot of chaos ensues as the two compete for the blonde's affections...only go get worse when a mission turns terribly wrong

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What happens when Tobi is now part of Team Eagle? Find out. I really suck at summaries, but this fic contains RAPE and YAOI. One shot.

Sasuke awakes one night to see Madara Uchiha in his window. His elder brother, Itachi, soon joins and tells him they are leaving Konoha. But why won't they tell him anything more? better than it sounds, i hope. XP my first fanfic. rating may change.

After it's all over, after everyone else is gone, Pein will need someone. Uchiha Madara is willing to help, although he might not appreciate it too much.

Sasuke wouldn't let himself cry, but when he realized what day it was his control slipped for once. Just for once.

Deidara is stuck on a delivery service in hopes of getting out of cleaning duty while Tobi tags along. Deitobi Tobidei PG13 !

What happens when Sasuke falls in love for the first time? What will the future be like for Sasuke? Including an OC. Enjoy! Please review too.

A bright genius is turned idiot when his head is slammed into a door! Tobi, the new kid, transfers to the famed Yuriko High School! A high school story with an Akatsuki twist! Chapter 2 is up and running!

oh noes! tobi found fanfiction and now the random plots and new words are in his brain! what would the akatsuki do when tobi starts blabbering the plots and words in the base? hilarity ensues. minor sasodei, OOC, hidan's cussing, and random tobi moments

Ahhhhhh! Tobi!

The Akatsuki is a secret criminal organization. Of men... and Konan. :Oneshot drabble crack of soap opera proportions:

Moving in with people you don't know, going to a school where you don't know anybody... Just something new for the Uzumaki family. It's not everyday your mother decides to get married to a rich Uchiha. You just don't know what to expect. No pairings yet.

Its cool and if u want to read it don't read the summary read the real story! Cuz its the coolieoest ever!XD

what horrid things happen when tobi has a sleepover? find out. and please review. please! Im getting some hits but only two reviews and one is just my sister! I DONT OWN ANYONE!

Yay for the sucky summary. A random day in high school for each of the Akatsuki members. First up: Zetsu.

Traveling back from a mission, they decide to stop for the night. Note: Rin and O' Aka are charcters from Final Fantasy X. the other guy is just random. My first story ever! yayz

Naru Uzumaki, daughter of the famous, late Naruto Uzumaki, is a failure who doesn’t even resemble her father. Watch her as she grows to become the greatest ninja fluke. Narutox? R&R, please!

A spikey blond-haired ANBU guard is assigned to Naruto’s hospital room. Just who is this person? Set after the Sasuke retrevial arc No pairings, has an OC. I can saftley say 'brother' now. R&R, please.

Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi lost a bet to Tobi. They have to play with him. TobiDei

Lots of thing go on in the Akatsuki and plenty of them are odd and funny. Now with 20 percent more Tobi. :D

What will happen when a strange and possibly dangerous object gets thrown at Zetsu and Tobi. And what will happen when Kakuzu and Deidara get dragged into the mess.

This is how the Akatsuki got their theme song! This is just a one-shot.

A parody of all things fun, including reindeer, Neji, ninjas, hair and Canada Not really. R&R, please! Oneshot

It's A Small World... AKATSUKI STYLE!

Why couldn't we just follow the butterflies? Nejiness, crackfic, oneshot. R&R, please!

Sasuke found out the truth about Itachi. What is he gonna do? Which choices does he have?

What if Deidara needed his scope for more than just ranged fighting? Humour/Genfic with just a slight bit of crack. platonic!DeiTobi oneshot.

Naruto found fanfiction. Sasuke found Youtube. And Sakura found fanart. Oh no!

Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.

Tobi is a good boy because he get's a good night's sleep. Other members of the Akatsuki... Do not... One of the most random Tobi-shots ever!

The supply closet in the Akatsuki hideout is full of mysterious things. One day, Tobi goes into in and saves the world. Or not. Different from summary, but it's humor, so it's okay, right....?

These are some reasons why Tobi should not be part of the Akatsuki. very short

Narutos death by muffin. Random. no reason. feel free to flame cause I Dont Care! NO OWN ANYTHING

Sasuke was killed, but brought back to life by a shinigami. Now all he needs is for Naruto to fall in love with HER.

Tobi has fun with the most random holiday of the year.

Why is Tobi's hair shorter than Madara's? Well it involves a little incident concerning Madara and his little brother. It's just Tobi's luck that Deidara sempai likes chewing gum too. What happens if Tobi can't stand the noise anymore and snaps? Oneshot

This is a fanfic it will expand eventually about Nata, Narutos unknown sister

Tobi's got some competition... Fluffy crack! R&R

If things had been different, if people had met at different times and held to those meetings, what would have changed? Well, Shisui living to harrass Itachi more, poor Itachi... Naruto teamed with an Uchiha prankster. Konoha won't know what hit it.

Oh, c'mon, clay tastes bad! So what does Deidei REALLY use for his explosives...?

The infamous pair, Deidara and Tobi are sent on a mission to capture a Jinchuriki of the Hidden Stone Village. However, misfortune falls upon them and Deidara's shrouded past is uncovered...

The Akatsuki Leader sama gives Deidara a new partner, but does he like her more than he thinks? Yeah, I suck at summaries. HIATUS

I never gave character descriptions for my story, Ai of the Desert. Read only with Ai of the Desert. The only OCs are really Ai and Mae, so only character descriptions for them. Rated for the minor cursing in the story.