The Cross-Brain tells the main story of Jeremiah Cross and Soundbite and their travels with the Straw Hat Pirates. Here, however, is what the talented fans of This Bites! have created for "what else"s, "what if"s, and "what the ****"s.

His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.

They threw tomatoes at my face so it would match my hair. Personally I thought it was more like a strawberry. SI/reincarnation. Uzumaki twins.

Hajime and Izuru Hinata are new students at Hope's Peak Academy, but, instead of a normal, high school life, instead they are forced to participate in a killing game. With their insane classmates, a murderous stuffed bear and a mother hen of a stuffed rabbit, can the twins survive?

AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday.

After being invited to a mysterious tournament, Ash must now use everything he's learned to survive. The war is on the brink, all chaos is about to break loose. Will Ash, Mew and friends be able to survive or will they become casualties? WARNING: This is the third and final arc of the first book. It is highly recommended you read the first two arcs before coming into this one.

Somehow, young Harry Potter got enrolled into Hogwarts a whole year earlier than expected. And this small alteration changes the fate of the whole Wizarding world... ••• AU story and, eventually, M-rated ••• Minor bashing of various characters is possible.

We know the story. Class 78th loses their memories, and were forced into the killing game. Only a few of them survive the game. And what happens when those sixteen students, their memories of each other intact, watch the Danganronpa series? What happens if they see their future selves killing each other? Watch, as Class 78th watches their future.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. Time Travel AU

Hidden away from a world that would've hated him, Theodore Riddle had but remnants from his past; bare pieces that would teach him his own wretched story. Clinging onto the vestige of his innocence, he tries so hard not to succumb to the Dark Lord's influence... but a boy can never run from his own father. Gets darker. OC.

A few AU elements, the Sandaime makes a proactive choice he never considered in cannon. He always knew the environment in Konoha was neglectful and destabilizing for Naruto. He decides to send the boy away with someone who can nurture him. As a result, a more worldly and competent Naruto returns to the leaf years later. His story begins in Konoha, think you know it? Think again.

Shikamaru is back, war flashbacks and everything. But no matter his foreknowledge, changing the future is not as easy as he thought. His Hokage being set back to a snot nosed brat that reacts bewildered to any form of affection does not help. At all. Meanwhile, Gaara is thrown back to being avoided and feared, while being tormented by a voice urging him to kill every step he takes.

"You seem to think that I was on your side at one point. I wasn't." Izuku had long since abandoned the hero's path, leaving those left behind in his wake wondering just what he plans to do and why he's doing it. Snippets of events that involved Midoriya as he became a villain and changed the world forever.

There's still a lot to explore and experience in a world full of magic even if you never become a main character. In Hufflepuff house, you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime. Also, we have a table of infinite snacks. Gen/Friendship. First Year Complete.

A single event can change the course of history. Circumstances change when the students of Hope's Peak Academy decide to stand together against the Mastermind. Massive spoilers for the entire first game. You have been warned.

When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

And suddenly because of her, the Naruto series was maybe twenty-five percent less canon than before but that was okay - she was making it work regardless. SI-OC as Naruto's twin. Alive!Minato. Zabuza Genin Team: Haku, Shiki, Kimimaro.

She knew that mixing Uchiha blood and Hyuuga blood was "supposed" to result in the child having the Sharigan in one eye and the Byakugan in the other, but the theory of genetics disagreed. Guess who was right? Uchiha/Hyuuga, Dual Dojutsu-SI-OC. AU. Itachi/SI-OC.

At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.

Reincarnation. Lovely. At least I have a a powerful Kekkei Genkai and foreknowledge on my side. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. Angst mild/none. No slash pairings

Kagura gets a laptop from Princess Soyo as a gift! However, she stumbles upon the world of Fanfiction! All hell breaks loose, with many going insane, and even Sorachi gets involved! Inspired by TheMuseumOfJeanette's Bleach Fanfic, "Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary." Update 7: IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS TO END THIS!

The sequel to "A Dramatic Reading" by White Squirrel - join Hogwarts and invited Ministry guests as they continue with a public reading of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", by J.K. Rowling. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *minimal quotations*, and White Squirrel's permission.

Because sometimes a tale is too tall not to tell. Even if no one will ever believe her, this isn't Riskua's first shot at life. It is her first time as the 'big sister' of the nuisance that is Monkey D. Luffy however. Self Insert. (slow burn on the pairing)

For each of the Straw Hats, they all had the same reoccurring dream every time they fell asleep: Sailing an Endless Sea on the Thousand Sunny with the others. They all had this dream from the day they were born and they grew up with each other in it. I wonder how things will change because of the Dream.

The First Generation of Quirked individuals had it rough. Yuuei is built as a school for the Quriked, but is in reality, just a way for the Quirkless to keep the Quirked in one place, contained. Faced with a world that despises and hates them, Midoriya Izuku and Ashido Mina and others join the very first generation of Heroes to change this worlds hatred of Quirks. MinaDeku,Kacchako

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.

It always ends the same. Oyaji dies. His crew falls apart. Ace himself dies too. During Marineford, before, or after. It doesn't matter what he does. If he joins they die for him. This time he will make it different. When they ask him to join them he'll say no and leave. Simple right? As if. Guess he'll have to convince them he's not worth their lives. Time travelling/looping Ace

So I'm not good with summaries, but he's Uchiha Ryuu, prodigy cousin of Shisui and she's Kinnara of the Sand, pacifist twin of Gaara. Or a multi-SIOC fic with loads of angst, hint of fluff, a Gary Sue with personality issues, and a sorta Mary Sue protagonist with a chibi Gaara tag along. Not crack, I swear. Too angsty for that: (Fem&Male SI/OC) AU OCxOC, ItachixOC

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Minato's Hirashin was just one big prank. It was actually his bloodline limit that allowed him to travel so fast. Watch what happens when Naruto unlocks it at an early age and becomes even faster, giving rise to the Flash Fire. Warning, incredibly fast Naruto. Update time frame is roughly once every eight weeks

In his attempt to protect his wife during her pregnancy, Minato accidentally created twins. Unknowingly giving the nine tailed fox, Kurama, a human body. Now the old fox must struggle beside his new brother, Naruto, as they become Shinobi of Konoha. (Formerly called Uzumaki Twins)

Six months after the world ends, a samurai and a little girl walk into a bar. (In which the Joui war was cut short on account of the Earth being blown up, and Otose watches a seventeen year old Gintoki attempt to raise a four year old Kagura.)

Itachi Uchiha is a strange child, who regularly converses with things no one else can see, drinks far too much tea, and has a strong and unyielding obsession with being the best big brother ever (or, in a world where England is reborn into the Naruto universe, Itachi ends up a little…different).

Two high schoolers try out for the 53rd season of Danganronpa. Unfortunately, they don't get what they wanted. (Spoilers for all of v3, you have been super warned).

It's Christmas 1914 and neither side of the war wishes to fight.

Part of HCSS. Italy and Poland have put on an act for centuries. They've fooled the world. They, along with their allies, finally reveal their true selves as they start World War III. And the world is completely unprepared.

Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic. Hiatus.

They've fallen pretty far, but thankfully there's a tiny speck of hope to help bring them back up. Or alternatively, Naegi adopts a bunch of troubled teens. Contains spoilers for Dangan Ronpa and Dangan Ronpa 2.

A horrible event, the deaths of hundreds and hundreds of people, the start of everything. An underworld, a world unknown to some, but not a legend to the rest. A conspiracy, secrets hidden by the government, about to rise up to the surface. Now, Izuku finds himself in the middle of something bigger as the world seemed so much darker... Villain!Deku

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Being rewritten as Naruto: Shinobi Gamer.

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

Forty-Seven Students awaken in Hope's Peak Academy, to find themselves at the mercy of Monokuma and his many machinations. Their only means of escape? To commit the perfect murder, without being caught in the process. Can there be any hope amidst the overwhelming despair? (AU featuring the cast of all three main games.) [Part One of the Legacy of Despair Series]

She couldn't remember if she was a little girl, a grown woman, or some kind of wild beast. All she wants is what everyone wants- a purpose, a reason to be. The day she meets the man who embodies the ocean, is the day she chooses the path she will take in this life. Because it wasn't about her. Maybe it never was. Gen. SI/OC

The Straw Hats have left Drum, ready to take on Baroque Works in Alabasta. However, upon making a pit stop at a 'mystery island', they come across something they never expected to find: an older Zoro! Now they must locate the rest of the future crew, as well as keep an ancient treasure out of the hands of bounty hunters. (EDITED CHAPTERS NOW ON THIS SITE AND AO3!)

On October 10th, things don't end the way we all think. The masked man doesn't succeed in extracting the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Kushina and Minato live to see tomorrow, but at a cost. During the attack, Naruto was targeted. To protect him, Kushina and Minato chose to set him in a boat and leave him to the sea. This one choice will forever alter who Naruto is. (Full summary on Wattpad)

Makoto thought that after they escaped everything would be fine. He certainly didn't expect for a trio of crimson eyed ultimates to appear saying they needed him to come with them, nor did he expect on taking a tranquillizer to the shoulder. Least of all, he didn't expect Junko Enoshima to have a will. A will that was entirely focused on him. AU, post DR1. Light Naegi/Kamukura.

And thus, after kicking a bear to Kingdom Come, the Future Green Beast of Konoha laid his eyes on a very grumpy baby with a zigzagged hairline and a penchant to emit impressive levels of Killing Intent. A few years later, the newly (re-)born Kaguya-clan member in question screws around with message boxes and other peoples heads. SI-OC / Gamer

The first investigation was going exactly as the Mastermind hoped it would. And then Ouma picked up the ball. MAJOR V3 SPOILERS (Sort of Fix-It; Justice is Served AU)

"Taichi Yamanaka. That's my new name." See what the addition of another Yamanaka will do to the timeline. Will he screw everything up? Probably. Semi-SI OC fic. 'M' for bits of violence and language.

Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.

Izuku has an amazing quirk, and it was very strong, some may describe it as overpowered. Unfortunately, it has come with a price. The manifestation of his quirk has left him with a scar that will stay for a very long time. A bit OOC!Katsuki – well you'll understand why. Quirk!Izuku. It's basically me wanting more mob psycho 100 anime, but I wrote this instead. Kacchan curses a lot.

Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?

AU where Hijikata and Gin meet while they are teenagers, or "Hijikata found the soldier lying in the shrine, one leg stretched out on the straw."

A single drop in the ocean and a tidal wave is born. Lily's life is pure chaos from the moment she wakes up and finds herself reincarnated into the world of One Piece. And with none other than Monkey D. Luffy as her twin brother it's not bound to get any easier anytime soon. OC Self-insert.

Tobirama knew bringing back the dead was possible. He knew that anything was possible in the ninja world. That didn't mean, however, that he ever believed in reincarnation. But here he was, with a new family and a ragtag group of friends, in a village he barely recognized, facing the same demons as before. Would he ever find some peace and quiet?

Before dying, the Minato and Kushina hid a scroll for Naruto with all their secrets. Soon after Naruto learns of his true heritage, he is forced to flee Konohagakure to rebuild Uzushiogakure alongside his friends. However, this means he must now face the wrath of both his old home and the might of the Akatsuki, while still trying to find peace. Naruto/Fu Haku/Pakura. REWRITING

After the conclusion of the first Killing Game, Komaeda decides to bring the Ultimate Hope under his care. The world has become a very dangerous place after all, and there's no way he can allow Naegi Makoto's light to blink out. (aka. Komaeda decides to kidnap a terrified Naegi, and Ultimate Despair makes for a poor host) Only follows canon from the first game.

The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort's shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it's tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.

Once again, Kei's infamous luck spurs a brand new adventure. Only this time, there's no foreknowledge, a giant grumpy turtle monster not where he's supposed to be, and an ocean full of possibilities and danger in the same breath. She just knows she has to find some way to get home to Konoha. And what is all this business about pirates, anyway? (A Catch Your Breath side-story.)

For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!

Two shinobi end up back in time. Hatake Kakashi and Shiranui Genma team up together to stave off the horrible future they came from no matter the cost towards them. Together, they'll stop the Akatsuki, Madara, Kaguya and any other that's a threat to their loved ones and hopefully, convert Orochimaru to their side. Meanwhile, others ponder their change and wonder PossibleM/M,F/M

Few knew of Minato's relation to Tsunade and Jiraiya of the Sannin, but fewer still knew of their violet-eyed grandchild: Naruto. They say traits sometimes skip a generation, so when Naruto used Mokuton in a show-and-tell it shouldn't have come as a surprise... Trained from a young age, Naruto will teach the world a new meaning to the name Senju. (Senju Curse of Hatred, Mokuton)

The ninja world has broken Kakashi Hatake again and again, doing more damage than some might think possible for a child to endure. So one night, the boy makes a desperate bid to escape. (Content warning, it gets pretty dark)

Izuru knew he couldn't let her die, not like this, not while he had the power to save her. Chiaki survives her execution—but the fate of the world is still sealed. The road to recovery is a hard one, and a reunion is far off. Features Hajime/Izuru x Chiaki content.

Part Three of 'Why You Should NEVER Keep all Your S Rank Files in one Place'. Naruto is on the hunt for a place called 'The Island of Truth'. In the last few months he has been going on regular missions and asking about this place wherever he goes. But now it's time to bring the jinchuuriki together. Oh yeah, and Iruka's a dad now.

After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.

And just like that, she watched the pieces fall. [OC Insert; Being Edited]

Izuku really hadn't meant for it to turn it out like this. He hadn't. He doesn't even know how it turned out like this. But, well, it had, and he didn't really have an option but to go with the flow and try for a second time. Or the AU where Izuku accidently travels back in time and creates chaos with every step he sets but he still manages to keep it together. Kind off.

After the fire in Gray Terminal, a worried Luffy sneaks out to go looking for Ace, only to wind up captured by Bluejam and taken from the island. When Ace finds out Luffy's been kidnapped, he sets out to retrieve Sabo so they can go after him, and a chance encounter at sea drastically alters their plans. Canon-Divergent. Rated T for graphic violence and swearing.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

In which Sakura comes to fully embrace the heritage her family couldn't, with some help from her imaginary friend. Mokuton!Sakura.

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

Kill the Kazekage and leave Suna; That was his plan until he runs into a girl at the scene, looking curiously at the body of her father. Her exotic pink hair and gem like green eyes. She was perfect. Her inherited Magnet Release and the Ichibi Jinchuriki that tagged along was just a bonus. Little did he know that this extra package would be the best thing that ever happened to him.

He wasn't sure when it happened. All he remembered about the sudden change in view was that it was definite. Midoriya might have seen heroes as something to look up to, but that was the past. They were just people that were born lucky and lived lucky lives. Maybe the solid realization is what lead him to agree and join the League of Villains. Maybe it was gradual, or all at once.

Hanamura succeeds in killing Komaeda instead of Twogami, and the course of the Island Life of Mutual Killing is changed completely. [SDR2 Alternate Scenario]

Sequel to Fire and Ice. After becoming the new Spirit of Summer, Ace struggles with the knowledge that one day he will be forced to leave everyone he loves behind. Jack questions how far he would go for those he cares about. And Luffy, unaware of Ace's rebirth, is plagued by visions of his brother's death and other horrors. But those nightmares may be more than just dreams…

Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.

Taylor Hebert died in the locker. And in the ambulance on the way to hospital. A third time to an incompetent doctor. Then, a week later, she was hit by a car.

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.

"Demons aren't born, otou-sama. They're made." (And from the murky depths of your darkest mistakes, your deepest regrets and your own pitiful worthlessness, I draw my first breath.) [SI/OC, Uchiha!OC, Third War, AU]

The murdered students from Class 78 are discovering that death isn't the end - they're still trapped in the school, haunting its hallways while watching the rest of the "game" play out. But dying isn't their own problem - not everyone has shown up for their post-mortem, and they may not be as alone in the school as they originally thought they were. . .

Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

You know your life sucks when you reborn and live with two strongest kekkei genkai, an old power hungry war hawk aftering you, and accidentally turning your best friend and the son of Sannin into a Jinchuuriki. Screw the plot, this is my life I'm living! SI-OC, AU, T for language

Following the Nine Tails Attack, Minato Namikaze seals all the Nine Tails' into his son while removing its soul. With Naruto's own soul now at the core of the Nine Tails' power, the world will bear witness to the birth of a new Nine Tailed Fox! Watch as Naruto and his fellow Hidden Leaf Ninja grow and fight to forever change the world of the Shinobi!

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.

She died to save her village. She would gladly do it again if she had to, but this time...it would be as Hinata Hyuuga. / / Nohara Rin gets reincarnated as Hyuuga Hinata. / / A series of non-chronological glimpses into the second life of Rin Nohara.

When Sakata Gintoki finds himself in the past with all memories intact, he faces an imminent decision. Will he take the chance to rewrite history itself - even if it could mean a future with no Yorozuya Gin-chan? AU.

Kakashi never expected this. The Bell Test had been genius - no balanced team of fresh genin could feasibly take on a seasoned jounin and emerge victorious. Even if the goal was to just get a bell, they still should have lost. That was the point. Three genin were NOT supposed to get that bell, so how did the Dead Last succeed ALONE of all things! That stupid jutsu...

Deidara finds a little brother, and Naruto finds a family . . . of sorts. Akatsuki!Naruto.

Having found a child collapsed on the road during a rainstorm, Sasori takes him in. With the Akatsuki's approval, he is tasked to take Deidara under his wing and raise him. However Deidara isn't quite safe yet, for there's some unfinished business he's left back in Iwagakure. Meanwhile, Sasori has some problems of his own, why it all began. Kidfic. DISCONTINUED

Obito reincarnates with his memories intact into Naruto's generation. Similar to how Naruto puts on his class clown mask, Obito has his own. Tobi. AU where Obito half-died during his confrontation with Minato, but not really.

The misadventures of Raiden, ROOT agent and reincarnated Pilot. It's been a long time since he's seen the sky in this world, but he knows that one day he'll soar with the clouds once more. (In which Danzo gathers together a bunch of hurt, abandoned, and emotionally-challenged children in an attempt to create the perfect army. It works a little too well.) [AU, SI/OC]

In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.

Part Two of 'Why You Should NEVER Keep all Your S Rank Files in One Place'. Hiruzen has had enough of Konoha's special brand of crazy and wants to go on holiday. But first he must appoint the Fifth Hokage. Naruto, meanwhile, is determined to make chunin BEFORE getting dragged off on a training trip. And what's this about peace with the Hidden Mist?

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

It meant nothing, he thought. Blond hair, blue eyes, top hat... still, it couldn't be Sabo. And yet, Ace wondered... Oneshot

Part 1 of the "I Am..." series. It wasn't the cold or the bright light bleeding through his eyelids that finally woke Toshinori. It was the smell. Sickly and sterile and metallic with an undercurrent of latex. He could never forget the smell of a hospital. He was on his knees, hunched forward and chained to the wall. All for One chuckled, "I will remake you. Noumu."

The fate of the ninja world is changed forever the night Itachi Uchiha steals away with a certain blonde haired jinchuuriki.

Team Seven gets bored waiting for Kakashi Sensei to turn up. In an effort to ditch his annoying team mates, Sasuke suggests splitting up to look for him. Sakura finds their sensei quite promptly. Sasuke finds a bowl of soup, and Naruto... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.

- Shall be rewritten -

The second arc to The Child of Mew. I highly recommend you read that first if you hadn't already. Ash went on a journey to become a great Pokemon Trainer, but also to prove he is worthy of being the true Child of Mew. However, he has Team Rocket on his tail and the mysterious elites and other Children of Legendary Pokemon, how will Ash survive? SEQUEL'S UP

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

The jinchuriki share more than a curse; they share their minds. As he grows up, Naruto begins to realize that not everyone has voices in their head.

His name is Midoriya Izuku, and he's the son of the legendary All Might. Thrust into the spotlight at the very moment of his birth, he immediately becomes the media's darling and is fawned over by the general public. He seems to live a charmed life, but it's not easy living in his father's shadow, especially as he struggles to come to terms with his own quirklessness.

Mary-Sue Parodia Solita Vesta Nyx is here and she is going to take the world by storm with her Heart of Gold, stunning beauty and amazing powers from The Goddess! And there's her sister Jane I guess. Parody. Satire. Crack. Not to be taken seriously.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Now discontinued. Please make your way over to its rewrite, "Hearts Stand Still."

Naruto grows up scorned and ignored but not entirely alone, and is consequently determined to make friends with the eight other occupants of the mindscape he shares. The rest of the Jinchuriki are not quite as enthusiastic about this plan. Naruto, however, is very good at talking people into submission. And with access to the back of their minds, there's really no escape.

Madara kicks the bucket, leaving Obito free to do his own thing. Thing about teenagers, however, is that they rarely listen and do as they're told... So Obito winds up returning to the Hidden Leaf with White Zetsu and his clones along for the ride. Crackfic. One-shot.

Sasuke's obsessed with Naruko, and Kakashi treats his team differently. When the curse seal starts messing with Sasuke's head, Team 7 hatches The Plan. Capitol 'P' included. Just an utterly ridiculous Sasunaru crack fic. Complete.

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

Disaster had struck, the alliance had shattered. Kurama, the Nine Tailed Fox, had no other choice then to return to the past. He had hoped Naruto would remember but unfortunately he hadn't. Now Kurama has decided to teach his host and lead him to a hopefully brighter future. He knew there were going to be many struggles along the way. He didn't anticipate how dangerous it would be.

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

In a different world, Roger entrusts the safety of his unborn child to his first mate Rayleigh. The name Gol D. Ace holds meaning for many – his father's dreams, his mother's hope, but most importantly, his own will. This is the story of a boy who grows up surrounded by those who love him and he loves in turn; a boy proud of his father's legacy and his own place in the world. AU

White Zetsu is bored and plays a prank which results in the unthinkable. Crackfic.

The boy never revived. The Pikachu never forgot. The Mewtwo wasn't sure if he would ever understand. A oneshot based off tumblr user ommanyte's comic about the possibility of Ash never reviving at the end of Movie 1. Rated T for character death and suicide ideation just to be safe.

The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

"Not alive. Not dead. Dreaming? She couldn't figure out which was the truth." {Semi SI!OC-insert} {CANCELLED/BEING REWRITTEN}

The Fourth Shinobi World War is brought to a sharp, abrupt end when Minato thinks quickly on his feet. Though admittedly it wouldn't have been possible if his male students hadn't had a certain fear of a fiery redheaded mistress... Kushina Revival. Crackfic. Originally a two-shot - everything after the first two chapters is bonus material and can be disregarded if you wish.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

Through a series of events that can easily be traced back to a certain Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi finds himself in a place similar to the past, a time when Minato is alive. Like any [in]sane shinobi, Kakashi decides to create chaos. The first step in doing that? Becoming a missing-nin. Duh. What else were you thinking? (Time/Dimensional Travel. Crackish.)

one day Arceus got bored. so he grabbed some random shmuk, gave him six pokemon and a partner then sealed kyreum into him, before preoceeding to throw his ass into the naruto unviverse. Forced to be the entertainment of a god, Luke Unova will be the best that ever was. even if the information he had on the universe keeps on failing him. minato kushina alive. OC insert.

The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.

Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.

The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

Being reborn into the world of Naruto was so not on the list of things I wanted to do with my life. Being a self-imposed exile even less so. SI-OC [Hiatus]

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

The diligence and bond between the students of Hope's Peak Academy was far stronger than the mastermind could have ever imagined. The killing game should have gone exactly as planned…but time passed quicker than expected. With no murders occurring, the mastermind began to get desperate…especially since the game began over 5 years ago!

[Crackfick] As a sort of payment for their summon contracts Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura reincarnates into the animals they summon.

The reason why Shanks, Buggy and Whitebeard are not really that interested to Gol D. Roger's infamous treasure, the One Piece is because…

So Obito's finally died after it all. What he didn't expect was a glowing box to pop up with the word's Game Over proudly displayed. Nor did he expect something of an explanation straight from the Shinigami's mouth, never was the statement "I was bored" going to be more terrifying.

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

As a rule, England didn't hate his citizens. They might annoy him at times, frustrate him, drive him up a wall, but they were still his. In his history, there had only been a few exceptions. And now, there were five. So when Harry got his first letter to Hogwarts, England resolved to be there for him. England goes to Hogwarts! (only one I'm doing, unfortunately)

It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

(Time Travel Fic) Rated T. Team 7 gets assigned a mission: To clean up the Third Hokage's Library! Among the books, the vials, the scrolls and the seals, they find the means to travel to the Future and meet their older selves. How will tne three genin react to the shocking revelations that will befall them? Spoilers: Naruto chapter 700

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

"AHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH," Uchiha Sasuke laughed, before turning serious. "My father, my mother, my brother Itachi!" he glared between Naruto and Kakashi, "MY ENTIRE CLAN!" he jerked forward, shouting in anger, "Bring them back! BRING THEM ALL BACK!" He went eerily silent. "Then I'll stop." ..."Alright, fine," Sakura finally spoke, "Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei!" (Not time travel)

Through an unexpected series of events, Haruno Sakura discovers her connection to the legendary Second God of Shinobi. What happens next will rip and reweave the fabric of possibilities and test Sakura beyond her fragile limits. AU.

The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.

Shinpachi throws up his hands, straight man gone, blown to bits, and -damn it all, still none of them understood anything. "Kagura-chan is going into heat, kidnapped, and possibly sold into slavery and YOU'RE ALL HAVING TEA."

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

An unfortunate mishap with a cybernetic, ill-tempered dinner plate lands the Hetalia crew in a strange town known as Kabuki-cho. Some fourth wall-breaking, housebreaking (plus some home-breaking), and finger-breaking ensues. Germany misplaces his undergarments, England and Otae host a cooking show, and Shinpachi has to break the bad news to an otherwise-delighted Canada. ON HIATUS

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

When Naruto came bursting into his office demanding to learn about puppets because they were 'super cool' and 'so badass' the Sandaime simply handed over a scroll detailing the little information Konoha had on the art. He didn't expect the boy to pursue it much further and he certainly didn't expect the boy to reinvent the skill all by himself. Puppeteer!Naruto Manipulative!Konoha

The Avengers and the countries — unknowingly on the same three-hour plane flight. Everything rapidly dwindles into chaos. One-shot.

They didn't fall into despair, instead escaping before they could be converted. The unlikely trio stayed together while the world was ravaged, surviving on their lonesome until a certain foundation found them. Now they've got a whole lot more to deal with. [SDR2 AU]

When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything. ***THIS IS UPDATED ON AO3***

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

She was a thief, plain and simple. But her best heists where those she kept. SI OC

Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.

What happens when Ash Ketchum was raised by the legendary Pokemon Mew itself? Being raised by a legendary Pokemon, especially a playful one isn't easy, so the boy decided to run away and become a Pokemon Trainer, but there's no running from Mew.

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

A self-insert OC finds out she's not as alone as she thought. Far from it, in fact. Oneshot, parody.

What happens when you take one space-time teleportation jutsu, a dimensional-shifting space-time jutsu, and the natural energies of Sage Mode and stir them all together? One timeline misplaced Naruto Uzumaki. But the past is not always what it seems when your destination is decided by chance, and scheming with foreknowledge can be just as difficult when events unfold otherwise.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]

Danzo became the third Hokage instead of Hiruzen, and started a regime to bring the shinobi world to his own twisted way of thinking. Danzo and his many allies are opposed by a group of rogues that fight to bring back the Will of Fire to the world.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland

When Naruto catches up to Sasuke at the valley of the end, instead of fighting, they have a talk about how stupid Sasuke is to run off and join Orochimaru when it is obviously what Itachi would want him to do.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Time Travel. In Kushina's first day of class, she expected many things. Her strange classmate Uzumaki Naruto was not one of them.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.