Uh, hi! umm meh name is hannah, but yooh can call meh Lucky Charms(school nickname), Em, or meh fav. XxJustAnIllusionxX of x3

i'm very quiet, immature, random, kind, shy, hyper, day-dreamer, and kinda weird at moments but when yooh get to know meh, it's just like a daily routine... hmm, i like watching/reading: horror, romance, action, comedy, and vampire books... i get bored easily, but when i'm with meh friends i'm always having a good time; like playing RockBand, watching vids.(making vids.), or just chillin... i'm just yer typical, emo/goth/raver who loves shopping(Hot Topic/Rave Girl/Victoria Secret). i get depressed about a lot of things, but i'm tryin meh best to ignore them... i'm not to interested in talking to or ever associating mehself with: preppy peoples, snobs, or clowns(not meaning the (class)clowns from school; i'm talking about REAL clowns: wit their make-up, they scare the crap out of meh)... hmm, i guess yooh can say that i like going to cemeteries, and going out at night. i'm a HUGE, let meh say that again, HUGE fan of the Twilight series, and i also like to read books by Ann Rice, Stephen King, Ellen Schreiber, Dan Pelzer, and many more; i also read anime/manga XO -total dorkage right there- i also, match meh socks wit the shirts that i wear O.O -i'm just like that- when i think of somethin else to say, i'll write it... oh! i'm all about the RaNdOmNeSs xD

Umm, i'm still kinda new to this place, so i'm kinda observing stories to get an idea of what to write... i barely know what to do(like how to get it posted) so be patient, please... if i do, it will be about Bella&Edward or Bella/Jacob doin yooh know what -wink wink nudge nudge- i love reading those stories about their honeymoon, the night before, and well, their sex life. i don't care what yooh think, like 'eww, how could yooh wanna read that?' i'm totally obsessed with thier sex life, that's all i want to read at the moment. other stories that i read consist of Draco Maloy -sighs dreamily- he's soo f'ing hawt just like Edward Cullen!! x33

Fav. Color(s): Gossip Green, Burnt Black, Poppin Purple, and Retarted Red

Fav. Movies: Queen of the Damned, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Under World, The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Scary Movie I,II,III,IV; The Fox and the Hound, Harry Potter, Hocus Pocus, Orgasmo(shimmcocopuffsss), and any movie that has/will be in theatres

Fav. Books: Twilight series, A Child Called "IT", Interview with a Vampire, Taltos, Dream Catcher, Carrie, The Shining, The Stand, Christine, IT, Misery, The Tommyknockers, The Dark Half, Needful Things, Skeleton Crew, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, etc... Vampire Kisses series

Fav. Authors: Stephenie Meyer, David Pelzer, Ann Rice, Stephen King

Fav. Music: i'm all about the techno, rock, heavy metal, screamo, alternative

Fav. Band(s): too many to list x

Fav. TV Show(s): Chowder, Scrubs, S.B., Family Guy, uhm anything on VH1 and Comedy Central

Person(s) who i'd like to meet from the internet: Shimmycocopuffsss, Ryan Higa(and his friend)

Fav. Fictional Character(s): JacoB BlacK, JaspeR HalE, JameS , DracO MalfoY(ToM FeltoN), EdwarD CulleN,

What I Like: Immaturity; it's better than cookies, no it's better than sex, no, it's better than having sex while eating a cookie -snap-

What I Like to do: read, write, skateboard, walk, go to the movies, flirt, volleyball, visit friends, collet posters/stickers, annoy people by dancing in front of them or talking really loud -teehee- listne to music, goin to concerts

(Notice:)This is just a bunch of crap you'd waste like 20 min. reading... i warned you :)

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet.Crazy is when you are so obssessed with something you add yourself and play out many, many, many different sencarios in your own mind and are almost certian they are going to happen. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

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if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

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AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

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I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Edward Cullen, of course)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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. ZoMg!! I sAw StP iN cOnCeRt @ QuAlCoM oN tHe 27Th!! BeSt MoThEr FuCkInG cOnCeRt EvEr!! xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD ThEy PlAyEd WiT wOlFmOtHeR!! jUmPs ArOuNd ExCiTeDlY, lIkE i DiD @ tHe CoNcErT!!

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-XxJustAnIllusionxX

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