Age: 13

Gender: Male

Orientation: Guess, just guess.

Chinese Zodiac: Rat

Astrological Sign: Pisces, like Deidara and Kisame! YEAH!

A NOTE

I'm willing to do ANY request and I gladly a accept them so...

PLEASE REQUEST

About This Profile

Hello,

I am a fan of a few anime, and I plan on doing fanfictions on them.

My stories are yaoi meaning they contain boyxboy if you don't like that don't read them.

I do not own anything in any of my stories and they are the properties if their creators.

If you say any ANYTHING that could be taken as offensive you will be reported.

Thank You and I hope you enjoy the stories.

Pairings I like

Deidara x Itachi

Deidara x Sasori

Deidara x Tobi

Deidara x Hidan

Deidara x Gaara

Deidara x Pein

Itachi x Sasuke

Itachi x Sasori

Itachi x Hidan

Itachi x Madara

Itachi x Pein

Itachi x Shikamaru

Itachi x Kiba

Itachi x Gaara

Gaara x Sasori

Gaara x Naruto

Gaara x Sasuke

Gaara x Shikamaru

Iruka x Naruto

Iruka x Kakashi

Kakashi x Sasuke

Kakashi x Naruto

Shikamaru x Naruto

Shikamaru x Asuma

Shikamaru x Kiba

Kiba x Naruto

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. (Well, I am but that's besides the point)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not a POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I Added Some

I have a HIGH IQ so I MUST be a conceited nerd.

I'm CUBAN so I MUST smoke cigars

I'm gay so I MUST be overly effeminate

I like MEN WHO ARE WAY OLDER THAN ME so I MUST have had a problem with my father as a child

I am SHY so I MUST not be able to speak for myself.

I'm UNDER-EMOTIONAL so I MUST secretly cry.