TheName: Parv
TheNumber: 18, but I'm not mature. At all.
ThePlace: The South, United Kingdom

I speak quite a few languages (well, in this day and age i think so...), although only english fluently (even that i question sometimes...)

In order of most fluency:
German (A Level)
French (around GCSE level)
Spanish (mainly understanding it)
Polish (1-10 xP)
Japanese (1-6 xP)
Chinese (mainly swearing xP)
Russian (basic phrases, 1-10)

I can swear in too many languages.

I'm weird, I'm fun, I'm mad and I'm blonde/purple. That's all you really need to know.
Fav Books: ATM Twilight et al, HP 1-7, Airman, Sookie Stackhouse, House of Night, Lauren Kate books, any Chuck Palahnuik, any James Patterson (that man is a god!) but I'll read anything. Even the back of a shampoo bottle.
Films: Twilight (call me sad if you wish, i was beaten up by my mate for reciting the film as we watched it xP), Fight Club, OUATIM, Repo!, HTTYD, anything with Johnny Depp in, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Sky High and all that jazz...

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[x] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy (well i have battered sausage :D)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football…not soccer.
Total: 7

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total: 6

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
[ ] You have watched all of the Godfather movies.
[ ] You know what a concigliare is
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (watch your mouth, kid)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are. (yeah... delicious!)
Total: 5

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best. (I mean WHAT? *shifty eyes*)
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 8

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at maths.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] You know at least some of an asian language.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You can tell Asian languages apart.
Total: 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You’re over 5'2"
Total: 6

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer. (not an achoholic, man! it just tastes good)
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi or one of its revivals (Degrassi is THE SHIT!!!)
Total: 3

American
[x] You don’t know your neighbors by name.
[ ] You’ve had a cellphone since before you were 10
[x] You love fast food
[ ] You have an American/Americanized name.
[x] You had a burger this week.
[ ] You always spell things the American way
[x] You own/have owned Barbies/G.I. Joe’s.
[x] You’ve accidentally spoken in txtspk
[x] You consider how you talk ‘normal’, it’s everyone else who has an ‘accent’,
[ ] It’s soccer… not football.
Total: 6

Movie Quotes of Note:
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."
"Yep, with enough soap, you could blow up the whole world."
"You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger."
"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."
"A sexual reassignment surgery is a miracle for some people, but if you don't want it, it's the ultimate form of self-mutilation."

Parv...xD