Hey, so you were rabid enough to check out my profile! Congratulations! Welcome to my shipping palace! Here we specialize in romance, romantic angst, gaycest, mixture of smut and fluff, and fangasms. Our anthem is called 'White Flag', written by Dido and our citizenship is easy to acquire: be a shipper!

Okay, enough of that. But seriously, I do a lot of romance. Not so much smut, but I'm working on it. I will probably end up frying your shipping goggles with OC pairings, but that's my forte, so no complaining. I'm always open to criticism, but be sure it's not flaming or else I'll put it out.

My Pet Peeves

Grammar-

1) People who dont use punctuation seriously

2) People Who Type Like This. Seriously, This Is Not A Fall-Out Boy Song!

3) ppl who us txttalk like its te best ting sins buterd bred

4) Poepl who don't kno how to yuse speeell-chek.

5) People who

6) press 'enter' in the middle of a sentence.

7) People who don't know how to end a sentence properly and just ramble on about stupid shit and use the word 'and' a lot and not as a literary device and don't at least put commas between thoughts and don't know what a fucking semi-colon is and the next thing you know your sentence is a paragraph and you don't know what do but oh well who cares I think this is long enough now do you get my point I don't think so let me keep going until you've forgotten what this even was a sentence or just really bad writing and I don't even know anymore.

8) People who translate badly into English and don't even have the Goddamned common courtesy to let you know he/she is foreign and doesn't know much English. (That also goes for translating English into another language.)

9) People who put emphasis on the wrong things.

10) People who fucking use a fucking curse every fucking other fucking word when it's not fucking needed, you motherfuckers.

Flames-

1) Calling me gay or something to that effect.

2) Accusing me of bad writing when it's just one typo in the entire chapter.

3) Making sexual remarks about me or my story when there is no smut involved.

4) Calling me fat/ugly/lazy etc. because I take forever to post a chapter.

5) Cursing at me for no apparent reason.

6) Trolling.

7) Hypocrisy.

8) Bad grammar.

Religion/Fandoms(they're essentially the same thing to me)-

1) You try to force your religion/fandom onto me.

2) You give no legit reason as to why I should join said religion/fandom.

3) You talk about nothing but your religion/fandom.

4) You insult my religion/fandoms.

5) You insult other religions/fandoms that don't agree with yours.

6) You do all of the above and then proceed to wonder why I just spent five minutes of my valuable time screaming abuse at you.

People-

1) People.

Music-

1) N/A

Movies/Movie Effects-

1) Lens flares that are so obnoxious I can't see what's going on. (yes, JJ Abrams, I mean you)

2) When characters speak so lowly that I have to turn up the volume all the way, and then a loud action scene right after that leaves my ears bleeding.

3) Plots that make no fucking sense.

4) Plots with holes so huge I could fit my fat ass through them easily. (fucking Brett Ratner)

5) Movie adaptations that aren't even remotely similar to the book/game they're based off of. (Hunger Games, I am disappoint)

6) Bad casting.

7) Bad script writing.

8) Cliche/Mary-Sue heros. (Twilight in a nutshell)

9) Villians that are villians for the sake of being villians. (unless you're Doofenshmirtz)

10) Subtitles that don't read anywhere close to what a character is actually saying. (Netflix, anyone?)

11) Overly-obvious Easter eggs.

12) Obvious pairings that are never explored. (PicardCrusher, for instance)

13) Unneeded sequels. (Saw VII)

14) Unneeded prequels.

15) Bad animation that is the result of lazy animators.

My ships:

Avatar: The Last Airbender- Zutara, Tophang, Sokki

Invader Zim- ZaDr, DaOCr, SaTnr

Danny Phantom- Pitch Pearl

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic- TwiliFlash, AppleDash, FlutterMac, Derptor, ButtonBelle, Celesticord, Lumbra

Star Trek(TNG and 2009)- Spirk, DataTroi, PicardAnij, PicardCrusher

Maximum Ride- Fax

Sherlock- Johnlock, Mystrade, MorMor

Codename: Kids Next Door- 1x362, 2x5, 3x4, OCxChad

Inuyasha- InuKag, MiroSang, SesshoRen

Ib- Ib/Garry

Ouran High School Host Club- HaruMori, TamaKyoya, HikaKaoru

The Walking Dead- Glenn/Maggie, Rick/Lori, Andrea/Shane, Daryl/Carol

Harry Potter- Harry/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Lupin/Tonks

Quotes I Like:

"You... are... a... fridge... with wings... we're... freaking... ballet... dancers..." Fang, School's Out- Forever

"Why don't you just go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self?" Zim, Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars

"Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop." Danny Phantom/Fenton, Bitter Reunions

"Just because you have the emotional range of a tea spoon." Hermoine Granger, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Come at me, little brother." Sesshomaru, Inuyasha

"Dear God, what is it like your funny little brains? It must be so boring!" Sherlock Holmes, A Study In Pink

"Fuck this game! It's three in the morning, Grandma! YOU WIN!" Dane Cook, Monopoly

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Duke Nukem, They Live

"Bitches love cannons." Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean removing someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day for a week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks like picking pennies off the ground.

You argue with your own OCs.

Some characters interact with you.

You argue with the characters.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I am 100% creatively insane, 100% awesome, 25% absolutely random, 75% bad at percentage, and the rest ( being 0% I think) sane. Paste this into your profile if you are the same and are proud of it. Then add your name to the list: GIRloveswafflesandtacos, Invader Tia,

List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order from your fandom.

1. Sherlock

2. Maximum Ride

3. Numbah 4

4. Numbah 5

5. John Watson

6. Rainbow Dash

7. Danny Phantom

8. PewDiePie

9. Princess Luna

10. Data

11. Pikachu

12. Ib

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

No, I haven't. That would be pretty fucked up. Unless it was anthro...

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

I guess she could be, when she got to be older.

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

I think it would be the other way around, and, uh... no.

Can you recall any fics about 9?

Oh, shit. Don't get me started!

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Nope. Not even anthro.

5/9 or 5/10, why?

5/9 because I don't do DataSlash.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Depends on what mood Danny's in. And WHY ARE THOSE TWO HAVING SEX?

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic

No, I don't wanna.

Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

No, Sherly would murder Pewds in a heartbeat.

Make up a summary of a 7/12 hurt comfort fic.

Ib All Alone ending. Danny loses his way in the Ghost Zone and ends up in a strange art gallery where women in paintings jump out at him. Finding his way out won't be easy, especially when he decides to help a little girl with bright red eyes along the way.

Have any of your friends read 3 yet?

Nope. I do, though.

Does any of your friends write draw 11?

No, I'm pretty alone in that fandom.

Would your friend write 2/4/5?

Lol no, but that wouldn't be too bad of a fic...

A song fic about 8?

This used to a fun-house, but now it's full of evil clowns!...

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?

WARNING: Intense Jerklock-ness and lolicons.

What would 6 scream at a moment of passion?

BEST SHAG EVER!

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Last night.

What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Data sucks at pick-up lines and Max hates them, so...

How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8?

Pika pikapika pipikachu pikachupikapi pika pikachu pipika.

How emo is 7?

Well, he's half-dead. How emo is that?

What plot would you use for 4 to de-flower 11?

There is no plot, unless it's anthro Pokemon.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 6 then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 5.

Hmmm... Okay, I know Sherlock would never bang a minor, Luna and Pikachu would have to be anthro, so would RD, and THAT'S SUCH A SWEET ENDING! JOHNLOCK TO THE FUCKING MAX!!!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for marijuana"

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the Opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile.

Things to do on an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

IF YOU HAVE EVER NOT READ A STORY BECAUSE IT HAD A BAD TITLE, BUT THEN WENT TO READ IT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED, AND FOUND IT WAS AWESOME, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. XD

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed... and miss the floor.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

Did you know sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

La-di-da-di-da...*hums*...dee-dee-doo-la-dee...I'm singing...la-di-da-di-da, dee-dee--Oh, crap, I'm saying this out loud!

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

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If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillionof these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE Choco-tacos copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally special copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile

If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that the last week of school is pointless, copy this into your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it