One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.

Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu

Zoro is a blacksmith, Sanji is Sanji. Originally a one shot, now it's started mutating into additional chapters. It's growing! Heeeeelp!

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

Just because you suffer for something doesn't make it art. The shitty singer and the stupidly lost guitarist would do well to remember that. As if succeeding in the music industry wasn't hard enough without all the stupid decisions and ill-advised emotional ties. Modern rock band ZoSan AU. Songs aren't mine. tw: abuse

In their life it was sin, but in death they were free to love eternally.

Summer Commission. Companion fic to "The Roronoa Fruit". Sanji finally kisses Zoro in front of the crew.

In an attempt to make them get along better, Nami pays Zoro to spend a little time at each island, drinking coffee with that annoying cook. Zoro didn't realize it would turn into a learning experience.

[06 Nov 2011] A long, rambling way to Sanji/Usopp (but not really); Usopp/Kaya; Zoro/Sanji in parentheses; everyone. Modern AU fic, roughly paralleling (kind of) the canon OP timeline up to just after Enies Lobby, but it mainly spotlights Sanji and Usopp. Same setting as "psalm for the hour"

Iruka goes on a mission with Asuma, Ibiki and Kakashi. Will be KakaIru yaoi eventually.

Sanji plans a romantic movie magic moment for him and Zoro on New Year's Eve. Done for the Christmas Zosan Drabble exchange.

After two years, Sanji tries to figure out his feelings for Zoro. During a misunderstanding involving Usopp, Sanji realises his feelings for Zoro might be much deeper than he tried to convince himself. ZoSan. SanZo. Nakamaship.

Ichigo and Ishida are college roommates. They study, they fight Hollows, they have sex; but not with each other. Because Ishida likes guys, and Ichigo likes girls. Right? Ichi/Ishi

Zoro's bad habit of wandering off without telling anyone forces Sanji to set foot on an island all too similar to his own personal hell. Yet while on the island, Zoro exposes the source of some of Sanji's trauma in a way the cook is not ready to handle. Sanji/Zoro. Spoiler warning: post-time skip

"I was trying to save a foolish swordsman. Again." Sanji is seriously injured protecting Zoro from flying debris.

When Zoro gets himself and Sanji lost in a giant forest, they stumble into a bigger mess than they ever bargained for! With something in the forest out to get them, will they manage to find their way out before they drive eachother insane? ZoSan. Rated M to be safe.

Sanji knows he and Zoro would be a bad idea, in fact he's written an entire list of reasons why they would be a bad idea. Of course, the marimo won't hear of it. He wants Sanji to give him a chance. So Sanji is just going to have to prove him wrong, right?

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Finding himself saddled with Draco Malfoy is just about the last thing Harry expected to happen this year. Too bad ignoring the git is something he's never been able to do. Horcruxes, war, and teenage hormones – no one ever said this would be easy! 7th year fic. Harry/Draco main pairing...eventually. Chapter 29 up!

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.

It was the marimo's fault he fell; in that damn icy river, and in love...

Iruka can't remember anything and Kakashi gets the job of looking after him until he does. Why did Tsunade choose Kakashi? What happened to Iruka in the first place? Why shouldn't men in green bodysuits spoon? The answers lie within. KakaIru shounen-ai/yaoi. Don't like it, don't read it.

To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.

They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE

When Iruka finds himself the potential victim of blackmail, he sets into motion a series of events that will lead to violence and terror, but ultimately bring him and Kakashi closer together.

During a blackout, Sanji got suddenly kissed by an unknown man. Who was it? ZoSan, modern AU

While seeking a break from the stress of Nibelheim, Cloud accidentally saves the planet. The trick now, is in keeping it saved. This is pure crack, so consider yourselves warned. Further warnings are inside.

The Elders want Kakashi to produce a heir to his bloodline, so Tsunade sets up a competition for him to find his soulmate.

How can you be careful what you wish for if you don't know what it is you really want? ZoSan. Swearing. poem isn't mine but I won't tell you who's it is until the end, I don't wanna spoil any plot-points. Will eventually be bumped up to an M rating.

Originally written for the T&B AnonMeme. Post-ep25. When Kaede realizes that Barnaby is going to be alone for Christmas, she invites him back to Oriental Town to share the holiday with the Kaburagi family, hoping to heal more than one heart.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

Zoro is hit with a pollen that regresses him back to a more primal state. Now, as the crew gets used to their "Zoro-dog", Sanji gets used to having the swordsman follow him around everywhere. Rated M for brief sexuality.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Read to find out... Kakairu

When Kakashi comes home bleeding one too many times, Tsunade forces him to go on leave before his recklessness kills him. The only relief to his boredom is a certain Chuunin schoolteacher...

Kakashi gets hit with a Jutsu and becomes feral; contains unbeta'ed content, some humour and fluff.

AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.

When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka

Really, all Iruka had wanted was to take a nice, peaceful soak. How could he have known that his former student's teacher would be at his usual spot?

The greatest tragedy is perhaps not the loss of loved ones, but to have them stand before you and not know how much you love them. A KakaIru fic.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au

When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT

While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.

Harry Potter's saving-people-thing is set to become the bane of Draco Malfoy's life - alongside Dark Lords, werewolves, ex-teachers, Horcruxes and not-dead-enough ancestors. HP/DM slash. Set post-HBP.

HPDM preslash, RWHG. It's the first year of Auror training for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. But Harry has plenty of other things to worry about than Draco. At least at first. First story in the Running to Paradise trilogy. COMPLETE.

Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves . . . Roy.

The discovery of a hidden painting in the late fuhrer Roy Mustang's library leads to more questions than answers. . . what is the meaning behind it? A mysterious history begins to unfold. . . Roy/Ed eventually.

Kakashi goes out to get drinks with Iruka, but Iruka gets drunk and reveals his idden feelings for Kakashi. Adventure ensues! Will Kakashi take him seriously? Will love bloom? Will other people keep getting in the way? M WARNING: KakaIru. please review!

Kakashi is injured, Iruka must take care of him - while still fulfilling all his duties as a school teacher. Laced with angst and suspense, and quite a bit of horror and romance. Overall rating: M. YAOI Please read disclaimers and warnings. Thank you.

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

Zack has found a higher calling. Cakes are involved.

A moment in time. For Iruka, the hitaiate means so much more than just a symbol showing which village he's from. It's a gift given to protect those precious to you. KakaIru - for a better understanding, please read Naruto Ch405. It's one of my favs.

Iruka finds himself lonely without Naruto's antics to keep him occupied, but seeks solace, and any news on his former student, from Naruto's second Sensei, Kakashi. What begins as a late Ramen lunch develops into something more.

When a select group of the Gotei 13 lieutenants get together for sake night, they always seem to end up telling racy stories. Since Renji's just back from visiting Chad & Ishida in the Living World, he has a story to share this time. Chad/Uryu

Sequel to Unintended Acquaintance.Years have passed and bonds have grown stronger.But beyond the surface of the close friendship that had been forged between Kakashi and Iruka,new emotions are surging;leaving them confused and trying to find their way out

AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

“What the hell happened back there?” Sanji snapped, waving a hand in the direction they had come from. Zoro leaned heavily against a tree and glanced at the blond. “A plant tried to eat us.” Obviously.

A dull blade is the sharpest of weapons, just as a leaf in the wind is never alone. Iruka fears decent into madness, but there are other causes. Manipulation, vengeance killed the greatest of men, but ninja like Kakashi aren’t men: they're shadows of men.

Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.

Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?

After Kakashi is knocked out during the battle with Akatsuki, he has a life-changing experience on the other side. Is it really too late to live his life to the fullest? KakaIru *Manga Spoiler Alert!*

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

Three years after the war, the work still isn't quite done. When Aang and Katara pay visit to the Fire Nation where Zuko is Fire Lord and Sokka acts as Ambassador for the Water Tribe, sparks fly between the siblings over Sokka's life choices. Slash, Zukka

slash, Zuko/Sokka ZUKKA. After joining the Avatar, insomnia is the least of Zuko's problems.

Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

ShuuheiRenji. After years of fighting along side Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji has fallen for him. How far? All the way. Hisagi Shuuhei sees it, and being the person he is, and loving Renji the way he does, he can't help but try to help.

Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka

Sanji and Zoro have a nice little thing going...maybe...okay, so maybe not. But whatever they do have is about to crumble, all over one little, insignificant detail: Love.

KakaIru After a long day of work, Iruka finds himself listening to some gossips concerning a certain jounin at the bathhouse and discovers that Kakashisensei is in love... with him! Beware: it has more depht that it seem. shounen ai

Renji and Byakuya are forced to reevaluate their relationship after years in the Sixth Division. ByaRen.

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

Kakashi's got a new mission, and Iruka's got a score to settle. Kakairu

S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.

COMPLETE. 34 year old Edward Elric finds himself standing in a city he thought he’d never see again; in a time that had already come and gone in the distant memories of his past. Eventual RoyEd, Mentions of past EdOC, past platonic HeiEd.

-“I know, for sure, that I didn’t expect to miss everyone so much, including you.” Sanji cut a glance at Zoro and rephrased correctly, “Especially you.” SxZ, OtherxZ. Complete.

Ichigo finds out about his dad. This, thought Ichigo, had to be one of the most anticlimactic moments ever.

The Doctor, Donna, and Torchwood Three attend Martha Jones' wedding. The Doctor gets slightly pissed, Donna gets exasperated, and Jack makes good use of another greenhouse. Spoiler for "Exit Wounds."

Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.

AU. The NPA are assisting mysterious detective L with a new case. Raito has to work with an unusual partner... Shonen ai. Yaoi. Complete now :

chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei

Over the time skip, Kakashi gained more than just the Mangekyo Sharingan. KakashiIruka with a side order of quirky humor.

Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]

NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

When Iruka accepts one of Gai's challenges in Kakashi's place, the relationship between the two teachers undergoes some unexpected changes. Rated for language and adult scenes.

KakaIruKaka, eventually. Tsunade bets Asuma that Kakashi can teach Iruka to be a jonin in two months, and both men have their lives suddenly thrown into chaos. Amoung the challenges, love begins to work it's way into the hearts of the the two nin, and in

The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.

A series of interconnected stories detailing Kakashi and Iruka's relationship. Was originally three stories: Wild Run, Beginning Again, and Ties that Bind Us.

Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.

-"This has to be a joke," Sanji muttered, poking at the colored petals. Zoro couldn't have just given him flowers. ZxS. Complete

Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.

Iruka didn’t warrant much attention…until he staggered in the Hokage’s office, barely in one piece. Takes place during the time skip.

After a mission gone wrong, Iruka is left in Kakashi's care, despite a rather unpleasant past between the 2. Yaoi kakairu FINISHED Rated for occasional language

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Kakashi and Iruka have been dating happily in Konoha for a few months, but will a joint mission ruin their perfect relationship? The honeymoon is definately over.

[KakaIru]Kakashi has a crush on Iruka, Iruka thinks Kakashi is annoying. It's a slow road to love, let's just hope I don't move too fast.

Blood can be many things, birth, death, life and strange jutsus. What is the connection between wolf blood, white hair and the fate of Konoha? How will Kakashi save everyone and his own soul? Action, sex, language. Yaoi. Kakairu. Rated M for a reason.

[NaruNeji fic, yaoi] Naruto has a bit of a fixation on hair, but Neji doesn't mind.

Epilogue is up, the fic is done! Very long HouseWilson friendship piece that takes place during and after the episode Detox. Gen but also a medical fic, buddy fic, hurt comfort fic, and hopefully a realistic fic. Finally FINISHED!

Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.

What if, after discovering they rather like physical intimacy with each other, House and Wilson decide to become lovers? This is the exploration of that relationship. Set after Love Hurts. AU. Mature audiences. Some PWP.

When the students filed into class on jounin guest speaker day at the Academy, Iruka was excited. Three hours later, he was far less happy. KakaIru

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

The way of the ninja is shrouded in shadows and mysteries. But some secrets are not meant to be unveiled, as Kakashi painfully discovers, when he pries into something he probably should not have. [Book 1, KakaIru] COMPLETE

In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

Kakashi X Iruka. Iruka has been attacked and beaten. Kakashi is wrongly suspected, or is there more to it?. So who is the most dangerous man in Konoha? Action, adventure, romance, yaoi. Complete. Minor rewrite. Repost.

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

AU, Al is flesh again, Ed is retired, Winry's in love and Roy is in jail, and the Army wants to use all of them, willing or not, for a dispicable purpose. COMPLETE with Omake. AlWinry, Ch7 on RoyEd.

Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??