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Reunion by
Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 5,974 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Python Defense by
canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Alternative Medicine by
canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,425 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
What If? by
TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,228 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by
canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The marriage contract by
broomstick flyer reviews
Harry and Hermione recieve quite a surprise on his seventeenth birthday, Romantic novella, includes some mythical things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,069 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by
cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 5,085 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by
chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Us by
Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 6,098 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweat of a Gladiator by
canoncansodoff reviews
Ron is poisoned, and the hag that holds the only available antidote wants Harry to pay for it in sweat. The catch? The sweat must be gathered by one virgin witch while Harry deflowers a second. Who is going to help? Who is qualified to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
More Important Than Any Broomstick by
witowsmp reviews
It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 121,589 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
The Ritual by
chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man by
canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Travelers by
shlamboozle reviews
Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny... HHR...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 206,278 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete