After destroying his 14th car, France has been told by his government that he has to pass his driving test. The only person 'willing' to help him is England - in return for help in getting a date. Chaos ensues. *Standalone story, not a sequel* All the usual characters turn up: Pru, Den, America, Pol, Russia, Scotland

The year is 1952, the last full year of Joseph Stalin's rule over the Soviet Union. After an incident with Latvia, Estonia is determined to find out what Russia did to him. And so unfolds a chain of events that would lead the Baltic States to tears, to forgiveness, to unexpected courage and horrifying discoveries about the mysterious past of Gilbert Beilschmidt. See AN for rating.

Feliciano's inheritance is an amulet imbued with incredible magic. All he has to do is discover where his grandfather hid it, and he'll have the power to grant wishes! Of course, this also makes him the target of a scheming wizard, a scowling dog-man, and a pack of mercenaries led by a zealous shapeshifter. The story of Hetalia retold in a world that glitters with fairy dust!

If there is one thing he has learned, it is that the world he lives in is not one built on truth. He can attest to this personally—both his past and present selves. (FrUK; WWII era; alternating flashback chapters.)

The cry was a noise like no one had heard before. The storm outside whipping up a gale, that threw the desert sand high into the air, mixing with the cold hard bite of the rain. These two juxtaposing forces fighting for dominance against the scream that rented the sky across hundreds of miles between the Aegean Coast and Black Sea. - Repost of a Story originally published in 2011

Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic. Hiatus.

The Magician is a super villain that seeks to go back to his former glory days. Instead of getting what he wants though, he finds himself dragged into problems that he, in one way or the other, created during his former glory days. Perhaps being a villain isn't so much fun after all... Super hero/villain AU. (Other than FrancexJeanne, no official pairings)

Omegaverse AU. When Arthur gets pregnant he must hide it or be exiled. His one condolence is that Francis, the Alpha responsible, left without a word. Arthur needs to escape; Francis needs to belong. But when they're unexpectedly reunited both of their resolves are tested—for better or worse. 15 years later, it's Al and Matt's turn to be tested. FACE FRUK RUSAME PRUCAN DENNOR SUFIN

When Arthur's family ventures to the New World, it feels like the end. He's not quite coming to terms with what's happening in his life and he is intent on surviving so he could go back home to England as soon as possible. These plans change when Arthur encounters another boy who should be considered an enemy. But Arthur just can't bring himself to properly hate him.

Newt/Harry, Timetravel Shenanigans, Canon Divergent. His plan was to avoid changing the timeline. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist if the opportunity presented itself. So he fled to Africa, where opportunity found him instead.

Nightmares have plagued Francis for as long as he could remember, but it's only now that he's realising they may be more real than he thought. A dirty old briefcase & a distant Englisman are about to blow apart everything he knew to be true, and place him in more danger than he could imagine. Life is a story, and not all have pleasant endings. (Nation reborn as human, gore warning)

Prussia can see his cuts heeling slowly, his scars that won't disappear, and he knows he's soon to fade away, just like Vati Germania. It all gets bad when his friends and family start to find out. - Rated T for safety, has ending where Prussia fades and one where he doesn't, includes theory that Romano fades away too. BTT, Germany, Austria, Hungry, Lietchtenstein, and more!

After a brief argument with his boss, Iceland finds himself to be enrolled in University of Copenhagen. Not only he is a nation but now he should somehow survive the student life and keep it all secret from his family. Good thing Denmark never notices anything, right?

Modern AU. When an atrocious crime is committed at the Fireball Circus, fortune teller Erzsébet is determined to find the perpetrator at all costs. But as the mystery deepens, the stakes get higher, throwing Erzsébet's safety, her friends, and her growing feelings for a certain Austrian pianist into peril.

Arthur won't settle for being anything less than number one in his little brother Alfred's heart. But Ivan Braginski, Alfred's best friend since childhood, is bound and determined to confess his affections to Alfred. In a fit of jealous fury, Arthur decides to get rid of Ivan by any means necessary. AU, Possessive!Arthur, Rusame.

A young, apprenticing artist, Lovino craves rationality, perfection, and self-possession, and has curated his life to one day attain that. He never expected a chaotic and brash painter to barrel into his life and test everything Lovino thought he wanted and knew of himself, his art, and his heart. (Spamano, historical au, pirate!Spain)

We hold these truths to be self evident... After the ups and downs of building a New World, they are at a crossroads. Not sure where they stand as the Enlightenment sweeps across European thinking and colonists declare they have the rights of full citizens. Ideas tear at the very fabric of their relationships, bringing them into war.

Part of a collection I'm calling Horrible Bosses. The year is 1774, and Louis XVI of France has just stepped into power. As France the country falls apart, can France the Nation manage to keep his head? Historical!Hetalia, French Revolution fic.

Alfred has a simple dream: Wanting to become a hero. What he doesn't realize yet is that his dream may come true soon enough. There are secrets to be unravelled, discoveries to be made and villains to be defeated. Will it be the exciting adventure Alfred hoped for? (Superhero/Adventure/Friendship/Supernatural/Maybe shipping.)

Sequel to 'The Blood of Freedom'. America and England have returned to their world, their terrible journey finally over. But, in the world they left, nothing is over. The British have claimed their victory, but when Canada assumes his new role as the personification of all of British North America, he discovers that the fires of rebellion were never fully quenched...

Meet Yao Wang. He's a low rated detective, purely in it for a money, and he's not afraid to admit it. However, even Detective Wang is surprised when the famous Young Master, a.k.a. Roderich Edelstein, approaches him to give him a case. Will Detective Wang and the Investigasians find the missing note for the piece, or will the violin strings remain cut and the scene unfinished?

USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.

Originally published on Inkitt. A bet over who's the better mariner leads to an American-sized competition full of the usual antics, complete with fireworks, bonfires and others things. Such the unexpected storm that leaves Alfred to play the part of the hero - a part he does enthusiastically and heroically of course...

In the village of Godric's Hollow, the Dumbledore family is falling apart. Kendra Dumbledore is dead, and Albus is the unwilling guardian to his wayward brother Aberforth, and Ariana, their mad sister in the attic. But everything changes with the arrival of Gellert Grindelwald, violently charming juvenile delinquent with an obsession for the fabled Deathly Hallows.

Born as a member of the Teutonic Order in 1192, told he isn't human in 1211. Prussia's life has been a search for the truth from the start. Finding yourself is never easy, especially if it's the person you least want to be. *Part 3 of Historical Hetalia, part 1 of Prussian/German history*

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

A bunch of cute and/or serious story ideas featuring my favorite Hetalia bros – America and Canada! May or may not imply pairings depending on story. I guarantee all of these are, if not unique ideas, unique takes on ideas, so come check them out! Reminder that all of these are available for adoption if you're interested (since I don't know if I'll have time to write them myself)!

The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)

England needs help. Harry Potter has been lucky so far, but the Boy Who Lived is going into his third year, and threats loom on the horizon. Watch as the Golden Trio gets help from a shy Canadian, a reluctant American, and an odd Englishman. Takes place in the third year, rated T. NO ROMANCE!

Sherlock is bored, until John forces him to read the paper. There, he reads of the death of government official Arthur Kirkland. The problem is, Kirkland is downstairs in Speedy's, eating breakfast. Now England's biggest secret is at stake...

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Ireland, 1914. Still struggling to get Home Rule, Ireland discovers secrets his people are keeping even from him. And as Europe plunges into chaos and war, he finds that to gain his independence, he is indeed left with no choice. The only way he'll ever be free... is through a Rising. *Part 1 of my Historical Hetalia series. Rated T for language and violence later on in the story*

NCIS is called in to what should be a simple case; find a missing marine. However the case is quickly complicated when it is discovered that the missing marine is the best friend of two other marines, one of whom has been dead for a month and the other who is still missing.

1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..

USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.

"How many times do I have to explain this to you? My name is Alfred. F. Jones, not America. I am not a country for it is impossible to be a country!" America has been missing for ten years, and he is finally found by the G8 in 2022. It turns out that he has lost his memory and has been living as a human all this time. Can the G8 help him remember who he really is?

"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)

Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.

Rome conquered the Gaulish tribes in 52 BCE, paving the way for 400 years of Roman rule, and shaping the future of a young nation-child whom history would come to know as France. War, political intrigue, lessons, assassination attempts, vicious sibling rivalries, and the attention of the most powerful empire in the world is enough to keep a boy busy for centuries.

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

Prince Matthew is to be "subjugated" by Lord Ivan for several days. He wants a way out and then he discovers the young American peasant, Alfred, who's been impersonating him. Now he has an idea. Russia x US A Prince and Pauper story

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.

USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.

AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.

He was always made fun of because of his ability to see the supernatural, but he never really cared, despite the whole town's bullying frenzy. One day, after getting locked inside a haunted house he meets an unlikely creature. And falls in love with him.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America

After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.

Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer